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damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

i say swears online posted:











lol there are so many of these

This is deeply depressing thanks

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008


Hired by the Biden administration:

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012


still not as cool as Keke

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Mokotow posted:

still not as cool as Keke

no one is :shrug:

LuxuryLarva
Sep 8, 2023

Hot dude with a cool attitude.
So recently a self driving car ran over a person and then, just, stopped on top of her and it just stayed there for however long while her bones shattered and her flesh turned into human jelly. This article was posted to noted neoliberal twee hellforum metafilter and I decided to make a political cartoon about the comments section.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Well done.

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

I went to university and spent three years learning how to do my cool and enormously rewarding career and it was free and the government paid me money while I did it :byob1:

Cheen
Apr 17, 2005

bitmap posted:

I went to university and spent three years learning how to do my cool and enormously rewarding career and it was free and the government paid me money while I did it :byob1:

Stop lying

Zodium
Jun 19, 2004

bitmap posted:

I went to university and spent three years learning how to do my cool and enormously rewarding career and it was free and the government paid me money while I did it :byob1:

university ftw

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

bitmap posted:

I went to university and spent three years learning how to do my cool and enormously rewarding career and it was free and the government paid me money while I did it :byob1:

Scuba Trooper
Feb 25, 2006

i got two masters degrees (i am a glutton for debt and punishment) and all they taught me was intense hatred for those subjects

Scuba Trooper
Feb 25, 2006

anyway for content i never posted the end of that comic, where the teen titans rescue JFK only to discover his doppelganger has been assassinated, and instead of revealing himself to america, JFK fucks off to space for adventures

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

bitmap posted:

I went to university and spent three years learning how to do my cool and enormously rewarding career and it was free and the government paid me money while I did it :byob1:
CIA!!!!
Don't let another goon get taken down by Havana Syndrome like brown Moses 🙏

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
i dropped out of college, had severe sadbrains, slowly got better and got into free job training which has now granted me a job I like (look up per scholas if ur poor), coworkers I hate, and the ability to only work approx. 25 hours a week for 40 hours of pay.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde


FFT posted:

Some cowboy boots just do that, it's a style choice. You can tell he's wearing cowboy boots from the printing below his knee.

"Why is the governor of Florida wearing cowboy boots?" is a silly question in 2023.

all cowboy attire is for short little baby men

boots, hat, belt buckle, gun, all of it

Saraiguma
Oct 2, 2014

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

all cowboy attire is for short little baby men

boots, hat, belt buckle, gun, all of it

baby men and lesbians

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
It came from randomwaffle:

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001
https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1710452781143003450

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

way lower energy than the target song. sad!

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

https://twitter.com/Factsonfilm/status/1622517782540881923?lang=en

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

Zodium posted:

having an espresso with my chinese food, as one does.

its called fusion cooking sweetheart

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor



you need to wrap them in tinfoil first

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



one of us one of us

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014




Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

lmao

BOGO LOAD
Jul 1, 2004

"You know I always had trouble really chewing the fat with my pops. Just listen to him..."

:evilbuddy:

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005


You're welcome

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
man it is annoying to trick the bing one into doing politicians, they even have reince priebus flagged

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

cash crab posted:

one of us one of us

I think he had what it took to be a mod

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.




He's just like me!

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
fat and dead, yes.

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



Don't forget bald

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Jon Pod Van Damm
Apr 6, 2009

THE POSSESSION OF WEALTH IS IN AND OF ITSELF A SIGN OF POOR VIRTUE. AS SUCH:
1 NEVER TRUST ANY RICH PERSON.
2 NEVER HIRE ANY RICH PERSON.
BY RULE 1, IT IS APPROPRIATE TO PRESUME THAT ALL DEGREES AND CREDENTIALS HELD BY A WEALTHY PERSON ARE FRAUDULENT. THIS JUSTIFIES RULE 2--RULE 1 NEEDS NO JUSTIFIC



https://i.imgur.com/dMZvGUv.mp4

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