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minato posted:Tesla / Neuralink aren't separate companies... you think computers are piloting those cars? Here's what happens to people who find out how it really works... honest to Yahweh i'd rather be surprised by a crocodile in my car than a loving chimp.
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diagnosis code F22: other delusional disorders (including Cotard syndrome)
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Wingnut Ninja posted:Real weather people are flying planes into hurricanes, nobody is [intentionally] flying planes through tornados. Now if someone were to do this, THAT would be a hell of an OSHA video (assuming the footage survived)
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Vampire Panties posted:(i'm told) that private helicopter pilots are absolutely nuts Holy poo poo
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This amazing 1000% OSHA content got no love. Shameful thread. Wistful of Dollars posted:honest to Yahweh i'd rather be surprised by a crocodile in my car than a loving chimp. An acquaintance of mine from long ago was a primate keeper at the time. He described the different reactions to an escaped animal at the zoo as: “For most animals, you just react according to the code green protocol, and attempt to capture or corral the animal back to its enclosure. …Unless it’s a chimp. Then I leave, throw my keys over the fence, and radio my resignation to the front office.”
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the only thing a tesla identifies as a threat is children
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I like to wash my eyes with the black gunk, helps uh... scrub it good.
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Vampire Panties posted:(i'm told) that private helicopter pilots are absolutely nuts tornado sucked me off???
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AtomikKrab posted:I like to wash my eyes with the black gunk, helps uh... scrub it good. It's just like pumice soap, but for your eyes
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I say this every time it comes up but it still amazes me that they just let you drive your own vehicle through the oil change pit lane thingies.
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Activated Charcoal is commonly used to remove contaminants from water, i don't see why your eyes would be different... 
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Unperson_47 posted:I say this every time it comes up but it still amazes me that they just let you drive your own vehicle through the oil change pit lane thingies. I dunno about anyone else, but not having to get out of my car while several completely filthy people handle my keys and wheel and controls is the main point in favor of going to one of those places rather than paying a little more for a real mechanic to do it. There are tons of them everywhere, so you don't have to feel THAT strongly about it to feel strongly ENOUGH to drive another quarter mile to the next identical place. It'd just be an immediate % loss in business unless it came down as a law everybody had to follow at once (lol america)
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yaarrrgh my eyes! *turns on eyewash station* YAARGH MY EYES!!!
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MrYenko posted:This amazing 1000% OSHA content got no love. Shameful thread. happy now?
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https://i.imgur.com/1Xr6Byx.mp4MrYenko posted:This amazing 1000% OSHA content got no love. Shameful thread. probably because it's been posted before. not the kinda thing you'd forget
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GotLag posted:For side barriers to stop a modern, heavy car (and EVs are heavier still), how strong would they have to be and hence how much would they have to weigh? Side and rear underrun barriers are common, and I think actually a legal requirement, on trucks in Europe. They’re certainly on every single one in the UK above a certain size.
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Javid posted:I dunno about anyone else, but not having to get out of my car while several completely filthy people handle my keys and wheel and controls is the main point in favor of going to one of those places rather than paying a little more for a real mechanic to do it. There are tons of them everywhere, so you don't have to feel THAT strongly about it to feel strongly ENOUGH to drive another quarter mile to the next identical place. It'd just be an immediate % loss in business unless it came down as a law everybody had to follow at once (lol america) Oh, I use them too. I was just thinking about how much can go wrong with the dumbass drivers out there.
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I know healthy piss is sterile but I question filling the eyewash station with it
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Wistful of Dollars posted:honest to Yahweh i'd rather be surprised by a crocodile in my car than a loving chimp. The Worst Story I Ever Heard: The Davises are like any other family, only instead of a son, they raised a chimpanzee. Then something strange and horrifying happened — though not necessarily what you'd think.
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It's this beautiful dance of two people hucking chunks on one another until they come together in perfect harmony.
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Drone_Fragger posted:I know healthy piss is sterile but I question filling the eyewash station with it
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Slugworth posted:I can't stress this enough : If your urine looks like that, please see a doctor. Hell, see two. Or possibly a lawyer to ensure your will is up to date.
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Slugworth posted:I can't stress this enough : If your urine looks like that, please see a doctor. Hell, see two. Maybe an exorcist?
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Stoatbringer posted:Side and rear underrun barriers are common, and I think actually a legal requirement, on trucks in Europe. They’re certainly on every single one in the UK above a certain size. US trucks/lorries and trailers are still being sold equipped with drum brakes, despite the fact that they suck at sustained braking and we have large mountain ranges. Every now and then a truck turns into an uncontrollable death missile and the rest of us look on, proud that the logistics company saved $3k on the initial purchase of the trailer a decade and a half ago.  https://youtu.be/r7djN6bxHcU
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Shifty Pony posted:US trucks/lorries and trailers are still being sold equipped with drum brakes, despite the fact that they suck at sustained braking and we have large mountain ranges.  I've driven past that specific runaway truck ramp at least a thousand times. Getting a truck out of there sucks IMO part of that is on the driver. If they'd been downshifting correctly and driving the 35mph posted speed limit, they wouldnt have built up that much excess speed. Usually those two right lanes are nearly bumper to bumper trucks doing 25mph
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Pablo Bluth posted:This article has stuck with me ever since I read it a decade ago. Holy poo poo, that title is loving accurate. 
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Pablo Bluth posted:This article has stuck with me ever since I read it a decade ago. Someone wanna sum it up? Link is telling me I need to subscribe to Esquire.
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This happened to our wood shop eyewash station. A student accidentally got glue in his eyes and he went to use it, but the water that came out was full of rust and dirt. Fortunately it happened immediately and he could still see, so he didn't stick his face into it. After an investigation it turned out that the university health and safety guy who was supposed to be going around and inspecting and testing the eye wash stations and other lab safety features on the entire campus had just...not done that. At all, for at least 5 years. He had been filing the reports saying that he had performed the inspections, but nobody ever checked up on whether he was really doing them. He got big time fired.
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Robobot posted:Someone wanna sum it up? Link is telling me I need to subscribe to Esquire. Couple adopts a chimp. but got attacked, and the husband ferociously mauled and left disabled and disfigured, by 2 completely different chimps that escaped from an another animal shelter. Its horrifying how much they mangled the man, but I guess chimps have enough strength and knowledge to cause horrifying injury but not enough to kill in short order like a bear or big cat would. Rigged Death Trap fucked around with this message at 14:26 on Oct 7, 2023 |
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Robobot posted:Someone wanna sum it up? Link is telling me I need to subscribe to Esquire. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._James_Davis_chimpanzee_attack
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You'd think people would learn from the example set by humans: don't gently caress around with any manner of ape. They will murder the gently caress out of you.
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Pablo Bluth posted:This article has stuck with me ever since I read it a decade ago. This is exactly what I thought happened
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Robobot posted:Someone wanna sum it up? Link is telling me I need to subscribe to Esquire. Rigged Death Trap posted:Couple adopts a chimp.
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Not necessarily, gorillas are really chill. Bonobos and Chimps are just real psychos. Which makes a lot of sense seeing as they are our closest relatives. Keeping any type of monkey, ape or parrot as pets should be banned.
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I would not hang out with a gorilla. People are just loving idiots about animals, I think it's just a lack of any real exposure or explanation for to anything larger or less friendly than a dog.
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Deformed Church posted:I would not hang out with a gorilla. People are just loving idiots about animals, I think it's just a lack of any real exposure or explanation for to anything larger or less friendly than a dog. Ultimately the money that gorilla treks bring in probably the only thing keeping them from extinction in the wild.
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:diagnosis code F22: other delusional disorders (including Cotard syndrome) I just read Blindsight a little bit ago and for a book that features things like vampires not only being real but resurrected by science for, among other things, using their genes to help with deep space hibernation, I felt like the scariest thing in it was learning that Cotard's Syndrome is a real thing.
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Robobot posted:Someone wanna sum it up? Link is telling me I need to subscribe to Esquire. If you use ublock origin (if not, you really should) as your desktop adblocker of choice, you can simply click the no-script button and refresh on most of those types of registration nags to bypass them. It works on the esquire article. I still didn't read it because I just don't care. I just wanted to share how to bypass the paywall in case someone didn't know.
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