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Captain Hygiene posted:AITA for letting the family dog run away - or more specifically, not actively trying to retrieve it after it got out and ran away? I had an ex who saw our dog who ran away on the street months later and I was like "oh!! so did you get him?" "No, I was just letting you know." Never dumped someone so quick in my life.
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MagpieConcept posted:I had an ex who saw our dog who ran away on the street months later and I was like "oh!! so did you get him?" "No, I was just letting you know." Did you ever learn why they didn't get your dog? Did your partner just hate dogs? That's some sociopathic poo poo.
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The OP needs to get in writing from the department head, principal, whatever, that they consider it abandoned property and give the OP permission to deal with it as they see fit. That way, when the teacher shows up demanding her vintage 1993 textbooks and personal copy of “Hardy Boys Casefiles 2: Evil Inc.” the OP’s bases are covered.
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AITA for refusing to plan my wife's birthday dinner around her family?quote:My wife (26F) is the baby of her family and her birthday has become a bit of a sore topic for her. Ever since she was little she was asked to accommodate for her family when it came to birthday meals. Her brother in-law (married to her oldest sister who has been around since she was 2) has Crohn's Disease and of course they have dietary restrictions due to this. But my wife is the only person in her family who has to sacrifice for this. AITAH in leaving my wife after kids turn 18 because I was not sexually satisfied, even though she says she will change quote:Me(44m) and my wife(43f) are married for over 2 decades. But I was not sexually satisfied for majority of marriage. I stayed because of kids. My youngest is about to go to college in about a year and I planned to divorce my wife soon after that. I thought of just telling her afterwards but I felt it was lovely to spring it on her like that so I told her that we are getting divorced as soon as youngest leaves home. In this way I thought she will have time to prepare herself mentally. I can't wait for the update in 6-10 months where homeboy finds the Hot Singles really are NOT waiting to meet him. Cowslips Warren fucked around with this message at 19:05 on Oct 8, 2023 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA for refusing to plan my wife's birthday dinner around her family? Gosh, if only there were places where people could gather for celebrations and a wide variety of foods were on offer, cooked to order, that could satisfy diverse palates and dietary restrictions. Sadly no such establishments exist and I have to estrange my wife from her family.
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Magic Underwear posted:Gosh, if only there were places where people could gather for celebrations and a wide variety of foods were on offer, cooked to order, that could satisfy diverse palates and dietary restrictions. Sadly no such establishments exist and I have to estrange my wife from her family. did you miss the part where the ILs bitch about the restaurant chosen because it doesn't cover their limited palate?
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Cowslips Warren posted:did you miss the part where the ILs bitch about the restaurant chosen because it doesn't cover their limited palate? Oops yes. I'm not going to blame myself that much for not reading every word of a 10 paragraph essay about picky eaters though. I thought it was about chicken casserole not an entire restaurant menu being unacceptable to these absolute children.
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITAH in leaving my wife after kids turn 18 because I was not sexually satisfied, even though she says she will change idk this one is just sad, it sounds like they haven't been communicating well for a very long time and separating is probably the best thing for both of them
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA for refusing to plan my wife's birthday dinner around her family? Way too many references to "exotic/foreign foods" for me to not suspect there's a racial aspect to this
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AITAH for telling my husband I'd go somewhere if I wanted to and he asked me not to?quote:Husband mad because I said I would go somewhere even if he told me not to.
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QuarkJets posted:idk this one is just sad, it sounds like they haven't been communicating well for a very long time and separating is probably the best thing for both of them true but it's also peppered with hints that he let himself go too, hence going to the gym NOW and not, you know, years ago. 99% of the time the married dude with kids whining about how getting enough sex isn't doing gently caress all to help his spouse.
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QuarkJets posted:idk this one is just sad, it sounds like they haven't been communicating well for a very long time and separating is probably the best thing for both of them I dunno, my "I can fix this" instincts are pretty strong here. The dude has at least some tiny sliver of self-awareness/conscience in making this post, a lot of times that's enough headway to help him realize that he was never effectively communicating with his partner. I'd for sure want to see them for a few sessions before talking through the divorce option. He is for sure a loving idiot, but even idiots can make progress in therapy. Sometimes they even make progress quicker than non-idiots because they're not as prone to intellectualize every though that enters their minds. Modal Auxiliary fucked around with this message at 20:30 on Oct 8, 2023 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA for refusing to plan my wife's birthday dinner around her family? The stories of people standing up for their partner against lovely family warms my heart the most.
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Modal Auxiliary posted:I dunno, my "I can fix this" instincts are pretty strong here. The dude has at least some tiny sliver of self-awareness/conscience in making this post, a lot of times that's enough headway to help him realize that he was never effectively communicating with his partner. I'd for sure want to see them for a few sessions before talking through the divorce option. He doesn't want therapy with her, he posted how done he is with her. AITA for sleeping separately from my Pregnant Wife & buying a white noise machine because of her Loud Snoring, then leaving the home when she told me to “gently caress Off” ? quote:My wife is 5 months pregnant. We are elated to be parents and have been preparing for our baby. Lately my wife has gained a healthy amount of weight and she has started snoring really, really loudly like a freight train, to the point I experience sleep deprivation. AITA For putting a "vortex" in our restaurant? quote:I (28 year old male) Work with my Girlfriend (28 year old female) work together at a restaurant. The place isn't hugely popular, but we live in a small town, so there are a lot of locals who enjoy our food. My girlfriend has recently been going down a rabbit hole of ghost/supernatural related content, like podcasts and YouTube videos. She's always been a bit spiritual, and I don't mind that at all. Unfortunately, she seems more paranoid about this than passionate, which is why I'm concerned. She's been avoiding anything even remotely related to evil spirits or ghosts in general, and she's been keeping all kinds of rocks and salt and herbs to prevent any "evil" from entering the house. While I've been a bit concerned, I haven't been mad at her for it, since it didn't affect our daily lives too much. However, things went downhill. Over the weekend, I decided to go to the restaurant to do some interior design, since she'd been complaining about the place being too boring.
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA For putting a "vortex" in our restaurant? Okay this time I'm immediately advocating for an expedited breakup.
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA For putting a "vortex" in our restaurant? Hell yeah, there's the spooky month content I crave
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Modal Auxiliary posted:Okay this time I'm immediately advocating for an expedited breakup. seems dangerous what if she thinks ghosts are dragging him away from her and starts trying to do exorcisms
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Modal Auxiliary posted:Okay this time I'm immediately advocating for an expedited breakup. I've seen enough horror movies to know she is totally calm about the mirrors now because the swap was successful and now the doppleganger is in the real world and his gf is trapped in the mirrorworld. edit: has there ever been a movie like that where the main character/the love interest who didn't get swapped, finds out about the swap, and is totally fine with it because the doppleganger is much nicer? Tales of the Crypt had to have done one of those. Cowslips Warren fucked around with this message at 21:03 on Oct 8, 2023 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:I've seen enough horror movies to know she is totally calm about the mirrors now because the swap was successful and now the doppleganger is in the real world and his gf is trapped in the mirrorworld. Sounds like a win/win. He doesn't have to listen to complaints about mirrors, and it turns out her hair looks cuter parted on the other side anyhow.
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Put up some ghost decorations and tell your girlfriend that she was right, ghosts are in the restaurant! Then use your home made (cardboard) proton pack to bust those ghosts E: ideally you get a couple of friends in proton packs too, really commit to the bit QuarkJets fucked around with this message at 21:05 on Oct 8, 2023 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:Hell yeah, there's the spooky month content I crave Literally halfway through I was thinking "how on Earth does this person survive spooky season?" and then I got to the meat of the post and
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Cowslips Warren posted:I've seen enough horror movies to know she is totally calm about the mirrors now because the swap was successful and now the doppleganger is in the real world and his gf is trapped in the mirrorworld. My (26M) girlfriend (???F) recently started sleeping with her eyes open and wont stop talking about "the ritual", otherwise perfect. Should I confront her?
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA for sleeping separately from my Pregnant Wife & buying a white noise machine because of her Loud Snoring, then leaving the home when she told me to “gently caress Off” ? 1) buy some earplugs 2) stuff all of them down your throat until they fully obstruct your airway
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Magic Underwear posted:Oops yes. I'm not going to blame myself that much for not reading every word of a 10 paragraph essay about picky eaters though. I thought it was about chicken casserole not an entire restaurant menu being unacceptable to these absolute children. I know it sounds crazy but the thread can be even more fun when you read the stories.
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AITA for saying something crass to my mother in lawquote:My husband (26m) and I (25f) are newlyweds, married in early September. I may have got off on the wrong foot with my mother in law in a moment of weakness and I’d love to hear honest opinions. AITA for getting my friend fired over a misunderstanding? quote:My (26M) friend (26M) who I’m gonna call Roy, and I worked at the same company, and we were both up for a promotion. The competition was tough, and I knew that it would be challenging to secure the promotion.
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Cowslips Warren posted:edit: has there ever been a movie like that where the main character/the love interest who didn't get swapped, finds out about the swap, and is totally fine with it because the doppleganger is much nicer? Tales of the Crypt had to have done one of those. This theme shows up in a few Phil K. Dick short stories. I think there's one that's almost literally like your premise, though I can't recall the title.
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haveblue posted:1) buy some earplugs I see that this goon hasn't slept next to an actual heavy snorer. These aren't some cute noises she is making. The earplugs are completely useless, when your spouse reaches the volume levels of a Humpback Whale.
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Cowslips Warren posted:I've seen enough horror movies to know she is totally calm about the mirrors now because the swap was successful and now the doppleganger is in the real world and his gf is trapped in the mirrorworld. One of the Goosebumps books ends with the kid leaving his little sister in the shadow realm because she's so annoying.
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oh jay posted:One of the Goosebumps books ends with the kid leaving his little sister in the shadow realm because she's so annoying. Cursed to play a children's card game for all eternity
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Cowslips Warren posted:edit: has there ever been a movie like that where the main character/the love interest who didn't get swapped, finds out about the swap, and is totally fine with it because the doppleganger is much nicer? Tales of the Crypt had to have done one of those. It's not a horror movie but I believe The One I Love 2014 fits this description somewhat.
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA for saying something crass to my mother in law Roy seems better off without this "friend"
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My friend, who I backstabbed without hesitation
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Issaries posted:I see that this goon hasn't slept next to an actual heavy snorer. "also I think you're loving gross while you're fat and pregnant and I can't get a boner if you snore" <this is why he needs to swallow the earplugs
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I threw my friend under the bus, does that make me a big fat jerk? I feel like maybe not.
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Benagain posted:My friend, who I backstabbed without hesitation I'm imagining Randall the tattletale from Recess in business casual skulking over to the boss's office to tug at the hem of his pants and whisper about other employees in the way of his teacher's pet position.
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA for getting my friend fired over a misunderstanding? Why doesn’t my friend understand that it was rear end in a top hat business and not rear end in a top hat pleasure? Not that kind of rear end in a top hat pleasure.
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Cowslips Warren posted:I've seen enough horror movies to know she is totally calm about the mirrors now because the swap was successful and now the doppleganger is in the real world and his gf is trapped in the mirrorworld. Evil Cartman was really nice to everyone in South Park, they wanted to keep him and let normal Cartman leave.
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