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Bixington posted:Even if you offer to bring the stone it in for an analysis they said "lol no eat poo poo" Lol, I see you too have passed a stone or two, fellow stoner. My doc sent mine to be analyzed, and it came back Calcium oxalate. He was like, "yeah, you're hosed. We're going to have a years-long relationship - until I retire and one of those newfangled video game urologists will take over your file." If it makes you feel any better, they wouldn't let me uber away after the uteroscopy, so my mom had to be there. My mother is the living incarnate of Lucille Bluth. She mocked the size of the stone directly to the urologist. "That little thing kept him down like that? What a pussy!"
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JoeBangles posted:Hear me now and listen to me later. Ah that's why Popeye can take a sock to the gut. He's rock solid there.
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JoeBangles posted:Tiny pee pee stones Not me actually but my SO. Who also has a terrible narc mother, thank god I was there instead of that loving ghoul. This makes me realize that there is a 100% chance that soda and fast food toop has faced the humbling pain and that brings me joy.
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JoeBangles posted:Lol, I see you too have passed a stone or two, fellow stoner. can't you just chug cranberry juice as your only liquid intake? Drop your body pH to like 5
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TROOF This is why Forbes is always after TRUMP - CHINA OWNS THE “RAG.” They should be forced to sell - ALL PROPAGANDA. Now working with crooked New York A.G., Peekaboo James. Did they tell the judge that Mar-a-Lago is only worth 18,000,000? RIGGED TRIAL! “The Chinese Communist Party tries to gobble up Forbes media” washingtonexaminer.com/restori
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TROOF “TRUMP: ‘WHEN I WAS YOUR PRESIDENT, WE HAD PEACE THROUGH STRENGTH’”
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Bethamphetamine posted:TROOF he is still not mad about being left off a list in a magazine
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TROOF “TRUMP FAMOUSLY RECITES ‘THE SNAKE,’ ILLUSTRATING DANGERS OF ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION, HAMAS INCURSION OF ISRAEL, TRUMP SAYING HE'S A SNAKE”
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emfive posted:can't you just chug cranberry juice as your only liquid intake? Drop your body pH to like 5 They recommend lemonade and potassium citrate. Wait, let me be more precise. Those are things that reddit recommends. My doc is like, "drink water!" Motherfucker, I drink more water than like 90% of the people on the planet. Maybe the bad stuff is in the water? And I have hard water (like franz), so it's my low key theory as to why I get the stones. Just so I'm not leaving poo poo out: I dropped an 8mm stone that got stuck poking my bladder for four months. But it's coop because I avoided the stent. It's not cool because I have a 16mm hanging out that the urologist (specialized sadist) "thinks(!!!!!)" won't cause me problems in this life. But when libreral Jesus finds out I died with stones in my kidneys... gonna be hell to pay.
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VideoKid posted:he is still not mad about being left off a list in a magazine It's the most mad he has ever been. It's hilarious.
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SPONSORED TROOF {lazer guided slingshot dot PNG} AdBlock refused to load the sponsor's page
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JoeBangles posted:They recommend lemonade and potassium citrate. Wait, let me be more precise. Those are things that reddit recommends. My doc is like, "drink water!" Motherfucker, I drink more water than like 90% of the people on the planet. Maybe the bad stuff is in the water? just drink coke instead idiot
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Bethamphetamine posted:TRUMP SAYING HE'S A SNAKE 
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you know I was a snake when you voted me in
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God, I wish I still had imgur, because the Trumpy laser guided slingshot link is hilarious and I'd love to share it
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trumpy bear but the eyes shoot piss
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Bethamphetamine posted:TROOF trump was the snake in the poem all along this thread figured that out in like 2017
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Bethamphetamine posted:God, I wish I still had imgur, because the Trumpy laser guided slingshot link is hilarious and I'd love to share it i just have this and 401k loophole ads 
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Bethamphetamine posted:TROOF Trump?! TRUMP?!! TRUUUUUUUUUMMMPPP??!!!!
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Pooky posted:i just have this and 401k loophole ads lmao
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coincidentally I do eat oatmeal every day
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I think we may be on the really bad timeline.
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Bethamphetamine posted:TROOF https://i.imgur.com/DaND1OL.mp4
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:coincidentally I do eat oatmeal every day all coming into focus now
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Inspector Hound posted:Do they really believe this or is this a game or joke or what No. Real Wiccan are not going to try to kill Allah via Astral projection. This is just a looney.
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actionjackson posted:why is there a one post per 15 minutes limit in the car thread suddenly Never heard of a speed limit?
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Ham Cheeks posted:mmmm, trum num num to the tune of that Crash Test Gummies song: Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm......hungwy
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WrasslorMonkey posted:Never heard of a speed limit? god dammit wrasslormonkey but i can't stay mad at u
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