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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
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elected president from a jail cell
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emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
I think I've got tomorrow's afternoon of cooking and not working all planned out. I'm going to make a little shallot oil (I've got a little but you can always use more) and then some leek-carrot-potato soup, and to top the soup I'm going to use some of the toasted shallot from the oil and also fry some potato shreds in the oil.

Making seasoned oil takes a long time because when (for example) you're frying shallots, the pool of oil doesn't get much above the boiling point of water because the water in the vegetable matter is still boiling out. I mean, you could heat it up way hot first but that would be insane, and you want the cooking process to be slow. When they shallots lose almost all the water then the oil starts heating up pretty fast, and that's when you have to be careful because you want to get the shallots out at about 265 degrees F (maybe a little more) or else the sugars will burn.

Shallot oil is insanely delicious btw. So is home-made chili oil.





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pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

https://twitter.com/JaneNorman/status/1712653350993379476?t=BbIXVjFvHVTo91zVecljqQ&s=19

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
I was in Tampa yesterday and a paraglider terrorist killed me

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
it's gettin' into that cozy time of year when I can make soup and casseroles because it's so cold outside, dipping into the 50s, and we can have hot food and star trek


e: I mean that would be the situation if Hamas had not murdered me

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

many such cases

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
can you send me some soups

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



phillies bitch

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

https://twitter.com/Angry_Staffer/status/1712659614276198768

GhostOfTomNook
Aug 17, 2003

El gallo Pinto no pinta,
el que pinta es el pintor.


Dog Faced JoJo posted:

I just buy regular haribo gummi bears, coat them in fentanyl and shove them up my rear end.

:same:

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Waifu in Wonderland | Chillwave Beats - for Studying & Relaxing

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

lol incredible

https://twitter.com/rawstory/status/1712218765780193713?s=46&t=O_6ihmc-D7Z9EEE42NYBYQ

"Because the framers chose to define the group of people subject to Section Three by an oath to 'support' the Constitution of the United States, and not by an oath to 'preserve, protect and defend' the Constitution, the framers of the Fourteenth Amendment never intended for it to apply to the President."

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

LegoMan posted:

dude barely flinched

if you flinch they shoot you again

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

WrasslorMonkey posted:

lol incredible

https://twitter.com/rawstory/status/1712218765780193713?s=46&t=O_6ihmc-D7Z9EEE42NYBYQ

"Because the framers chose to define the group of people subject to Section Three by an oath to 'support' the Constitution of the United States, and not by an oath to 'preserve, protect and defend' the Constitution, the framers of the Fourteenth Amendment never intended for it to apply to the President."

:smugdon:

amazing

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

WrasslorMonkey posted:

lol incredible

https://twitter.com/rawstory/status/1712218765780193713?s=46&t=O_6ihmc-D7Z9EEE42NYBYQ

"Because the framers chose to define the group of people subject to Section Three by an oath to 'support' the Constitution of the United States, and not by an oath to 'preserve, protect and defend' the Constitution, the framers of the Fourteenth Amendment never intended for it to apply to the President."

lmao

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://twitter.com/Olivia_Beavers/status/1712655880649318693

America wants a pederast wrestling coach for house speaker


Sadly he wouldnt be the first

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


Jaguars-fan.gif

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Consummate Professional posted:

can you send me some soups

throw a shitload of everything into a big fuckoff pot

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

WrasslorMonkey posted:

lol incredible

https://twitter.com/rawstory/status/1712218765780193713?s=46&t=O_6ihmc-D7Z9EEE42NYBYQ

"Because the framers chose to define the group of people subject to Section Three by an oath to 'support' the Constitution of the United States, and not by an oath to 'preserve, protect and defend' the Constitution, the framers of the Fourteenth Amendment never intended for it to apply to the President."

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

WrasslorMonkey posted:

lol incredible

https://twitter.com/rawstory/status/1712218765780193713?s=46&t=O_6ihmc-D7Z9EEE42NYBYQ

"Because the framers chose to define the group of people subject to Section Three by an oath to 'support' the Constitution of the United States, and not by an oath to 'preserve, protect and defend' the Constitution, the framers of the Fourteenth Amendment never intended for it to apply to the President."

In a 6-3 decision the Supreme Court rules "what even are words anyway?"

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
The Braves had one of the greatest offenses in history and the support of tomahawkin' Trump and still jobbed to philadelphia

lmao

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/VivekGRamaswamy/status/1712683245412753891
so true

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000


our police forces have tanks

chuds gonna shoot skydivers out of the sky because they think hamas is invading topeka lol

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/shoesonplease/status/1712623043133005918
😡

JoeBangles
Mar 23, 2005

Parlez-vous grenouille ?

Beeftweeter posted:

i wish i still had my pax2 i had to give it away because i was moving across states and couldn't take it on a plane

So I recently purchased a pax2 or 3 for shits and giggles. It's okay, I guess. I mean, it vapes my weed. But I also got a dynavap, and man have i spent years mocking dynavap. So I was truly surprised at how good the dynavap is. If you cannot immediately replace your pax, I would suggest a dynavap both for weed conservation and enjoyment.

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007

Spoondick posted:

our police forces have tanks

chuds gonna shoot skydivers out of the sky because they think hamas is invading topeka lol

This reminds me of a news report I saw in the early 2000s.
"Could terrorists attack us in Spokane?"

I laughed but then shortly after they did have someone with a backpack bomb in town

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


Dog Faced JoJo posted:

I just buy regular haribo gummi bears, coat them in fentanyl and shove them up my rear end.

now this is the patriotism i like to see!

shackleford
Sep 4, 2006


quote:

“[B]eginning on Oct. 7 and continuing to the present date, the State of Florida responded immediately by surging law enforcement resources upon request to prevent violence at these demonstrations and to protect the Jewish population in their schools and places of worship,” the order continues.

cops do love their overtime

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
weird that meatball ron didn't do poo poo when a literal mob of Nazis marched through a community a few weeks ago

:thunk:

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


those cops weren't on duty

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

we must remain vigilant to thwart attacks from ham rear end

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

Man Musk posted:

It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

https://twitter.com/AdamSessler/status/1712262845633814939

i was aware of the adam sessler meltdown but i was not aware that he threatened fluffdaddy

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Awfully desperate to see a race war, aren’t they

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




but I thought BLM already burned down every city

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Durf posted:

but I thought BLM already burned down every city

New Jarkata is deploying BLM to Gaza

Moot .1415926535
Mar 24, 2006

Yep, that's pretty much it.

TracerBullet posted:

Out of curiosity, does anyone in this world still smoke an old fashioned joint when they are looking to poof a beefer? Or is everyone know using their $400 vape rigs to get high??

the spliff is a fine art form so yes

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Durf
Aug 16, 2017




where is Dan Crenshaw to save us after his successful guerilla campaign against antifa

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