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Dad gamers are the ones with one, often interrupted, hour of playtime after putting kids to bed. They were saying the game's good two months after release when they were finishing Act 1.
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# ? Oct 13, 2023 20:53 |
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Vic posted:Dad gamers are the ones with one, often interrupted, hour of playtime after putting kids to bed. They were saying the game's good two months after release when they were finishing Act 1. My guy this season got to level 37
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# ? Oct 13, 2023 20:58 |
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Zedsdeadbaby posted:https://twitter.com/Diablo/status/1712861150533095693/video/1 Already deleted lol
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# ? Oct 13, 2023 21:16 |
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Embarrassing Blizzard....
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# ? Oct 13, 2023 21:17 |
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External Organs posted:(I have no idea what I will say if I ever get to zero, usually my kid is super good whenever I initiate this countdown. Someday she'll call my bluff) Tickles, delivered with love
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# ? Oct 13, 2023 21:20 |
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imagine running the pr campaign a multi billion dollar corporation and being unable to do third grade math
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# ? Oct 13, 2023 21:23 |
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Lazy Blizz, expecting me to do compounding interest problems in my head to figure out lucky hit coefficients but unable to do simple multiplication...
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# ? Oct 13, 2023 21:37 |
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You now gain +15% poison resistance and +10% xp gains (multiplicative) if you're fully vaccinated.
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# ? Oct 13, 2023 22:11 |
Vic posted:Dad gamers are the ones with one, often interrupted, hour of playtime after putting kids to bed. They were saying the game's good two months after release when they were finishing Act 1. What do you call it when your adhd makes it so you can't play for more than like 30 minutes before your mind starts wandering? Cuz that's me. Game on one screen, internet on another, pod cast playing, probably looking at my phone too. Real post: I'm actually optimistic about this upcoming season and looking forward to seeing if I can actually run a poison werewolf build.
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# ? Oct 13, 2023 22:12 |
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I really enjoyed the Reddit teen backlash against dad gamers where they just all started mockingly posting that they have only six and a half nanoseconds to play the game and have to walk uphill both ways to get to their desktop
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# ? Oct 13, 2023 22:22 |
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Yeah the number of guys lumbering into the subreddit to declare that D4 was a fantastic game and they're eager to see the end of Act 5 was pretty funny. I appreciate this stupid trailer proving me right about that time they had two level designers pilot premade 50s without giving them 2 minutes of how-to. Like drat Blizzard, you have a reasonable idea and then you just blow off the simplest of details like basic mathematics. I guess we know why resistances originally didn't work! Or we can joke about it, hah.
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# ? Oct 13, 2023 22:31 |
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The amount of people at Bliz that "don't give a poo poo" must be large. That's what happens when morale is low and leadership is poo poo or turns over alot
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# ? Oct 13, 2023 22:36 |
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Well the Activision blizzard Microsoft buyout finalized today so time for another round of hopium for the people stuck in 1998
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# ? Oct 13, 2023 22:45 |
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Zedsdeadbaby posted:https://twitter.com/Diablo/status/1712861150533095693/video/1 Imagine accidentally hitting + instead of * on your calculator and doing zero sanity checks before dunking the number in the trailer.
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# ? Oct 13, 2023 22:52 |
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Soonmot posted:What do you call it when your adhd makes it so you can't play for more than like 30 minutes before your mind starts wandering? Cuz that's me. Game on one screen, internet on another, pod cast playing, probably looking at my phone too. I have games that help me hyperfocus like Factorio, Space Engineers, Terraria, and building/management sims in general. All Diablo games are in this group too. But not D4, because it's all weird hurdles to everything. It's full of anti flow state moments. Some poster itt said something like "Driving fast over speed bumps and complaining it's rough" which describes this perfectly.
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# ? Oct 13, 2023 23:24 |
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Tonetta posted:Well the Activision blizzard Microsoft buyout finalized today so time for another round of hopium for the people stuck in 1998 hopium for what, D4 coming to gamepass? condor/north haven’t been around since what, 2001?
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# ? Oct 13, 2023 23:27 |
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lagidnam posted:They released a small teaser video on their Twitter to show some of the changes in season 2. I start to see why the game is like it is. lmao
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# ? Oct 13, 2023 23:32 |
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lmao we’re hosed
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# ? Oct 13, 2023 23:47 |
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Watch the patch be delayed lol
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# ? Oct 14, 2023 00:01 |
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Finding out when they say the 40% is additive but what they really meant is the 40 is additive.
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# ? Oct 14, 2023 02:32 |
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Tarnop posted:There's a small part of me that's a little sad I won't complete season 1, but season 2 is going to be so much less of a slog. I'm actually looking forward to trying to do it this time This is me, except I’ve actually been jumping on and playing a few hours every day, but I’m only level 62 so there’s no way I’ll complete the season.
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# ? Oct 14, 2023 04:09 |
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ah i see they borrowed the math from how resistances work lagidnam posted:They released a small teaser video on their Twitter to show some of the changes in season 2. I start to see why the game is like it is. 100% worth watching that from the beginning Herstory Begins Now fucked around with this message at 05:28 on Oct 14, 2023 |
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Herstory Begins Now posted:ah i see they borrowed the math from how resistances work for extra laughs, click on the diablo twitter and look at the view to interaction ratios to any of their posts
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# ? Oct 14, 2023 05:47 |
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Tonetta posted:click on ... twitter No thanks
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# ? Oct 14, 2023 05:57 |
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good point, actually
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# ? Oct 14, 2023 06:00 |
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harrygomm posted:hopium for what, D4 coming to gamepass? condor/north haven’t been around since what, 2001? i would like the star craft games to come to gamepass tbh, they seem cool but ive never played them and the starcraft 2 campaign is insanely expensive for an ancient game
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# ? Oct 14, 2023 06:36 |
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Bisse posted:Imagine accidentally hitting + instead of * on your calculator and doing zero sanity checks before dunking the number in the trailer. The other one is wrong too though, and I can't think of a way to take (1000*1.2)*1.2 and get 1400 easily. I can't think of any ways to do that wrong unless you take (1000*1.2) + (1000*1.2). Like hitting + instead of * is kind of understandable, but I can't think of any ways of multiplying 1.2*1000*1.2 honestly the parentheses is unnecessary also when you think about it. I get that whoever made the slides is probably not a dev but the whole enterprise just seems so lazy with how they do things.
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# ? Oct 14, 2023 06:44 |
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pseudanonymous posted:The other one is wrong too though, and I can't think of a way to take (1000*1.2)*1.2 and get 1400 easily. I can't think of any ways to do that wrong unless you take (1000*1.2) + (1000*1.2). There is not, and has not been, anyone of significant competence at the helm at Blizzard for many, many years. When you walk into a mall and see some store and wonder, "How are they still in business," that's basically what Blizzard is. No one who made the company what it is has anything to do with it anymore, and no one of consequence ever will again.
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# ? Oct 14, 2023 06:55 |
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forbidden dialectics posted:No one who made the company what it is has anything to do with it anymore, and no one of consequence ever will again. I mean, Metzen is back. I think he's an overrated hack with massive control issues, but his influence on Blizzard is (for better and worse) pervasive Also, their secret-but-not-really survival game has a pretty smart dude at the helm. Whether they release it - and what state it'll be in - is a giant question mark, but Craig Amai is good people
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# ? Oct 14, 2023 07:05 |
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rydiafan posted:No thanks whenever i’ve clicked on the “diablo shared a pic” on xbox dashboard it’s also what i’m sure is equally bad. the same 3-4 people posting ascii art and arguing ms vs sony. dire
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forbidden dialectics posted:There is not, and has not been, anyone of significant competence at the helm at Blizzard for many, many years. Hard disagree, dragonflight is excellent.
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# ? Oct 14, 2023 07:31 |
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runaway dog posted:This wouldn't even suck it could be like the Famfrit fight in FFXIV just dude dumping water in all directions making your day bad. Expectation vs reality
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# ? Oct 14, 2023 08:08 |
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Well, Bobby got fired for that blunder CEO BOBBY KOTICK IS LEAVING ACTIVISION AT THE END OF 2023 Bobby Kotick posted:Team, Vic fucked around with this message at 08:52 on Oct 14, 2023 |
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With any luck his private jet will be too bogged down with severance pay to make it off the runway.
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# ? Oct 14, 2023 09:17 |
Who do I complain to about login issues? Got the game for PS5 today to play with a few coworkers who’ve been hounding me about it for a couple of months. Game is updated completely & I logged in fine initially and played for about an hour. Now I’m just getting a Code 12 login error followed by a 300010 error of some sort.
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# ? Oct 14, 2023 11:00 |
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Godspeed Bobby kotick you seem like an rear end in a top hat
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# ? Oct 14, 2023 11:51 |
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He was in the Epstein black book.
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# ? Oct 14, 2023 12:41 |
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Lol this is kind of amazing
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Ehud posted:Godspeed Bobby kotick you seem like an rear end in a top hat He gave himself credit for the original Blizzard golden age of Warcraft, Starcraft and Diablo releases, 8+ years before Activision even sniffed Blizzard. Really shows you how a scumbag CEO imagines themselves.
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Ehud posted:Godspeed Bobby kotick you seem like an rear end in a top hat The kind of toxic bro culture that came out doesn't happen without leadership being involved in supporting it.
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