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i think one aspect that gets overlooked when discussing the penis is the incredible dynamism and fungibility of the tissue — you can accomplish incredible feats of transformation. consider, depending how you pull or push the balls, you can make yourself appear laughably short or you can reach a real tree for in length. a formidable polymorph.
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haha yeah thats uhh great yeah *backs out slowly*
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a beautiful morning to hunt mushrooms, made possible by TRUMP
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CaptainBeefart posted:Funny enough they're right next door to a local wonderful pasta place called Grist. They have a sage infused brown butter that I like to use when making grilled cheese. I made the Josh Weissman cornbread with that stuff, it was great even though I only put half as much sugar as he did. Also I added a garlic clove to the butter. (Italians say "spike of garlic", and Mexicans say "tooth".) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=et5OlhhD2Bo
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Oct 14, 2023 10:44
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Rubellavator posted:my water heater suddenly sprung a leak, loving global jihad my big stupid house (I'll take a whole bunch of pictures and post them over and over again soon) has water heaters up in the attic and sometimes I wake up at night and get really terrified about that. Why would you put them in the attic. Why.
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emfive posted:my big stupid house (I'll take a whole bunch of pictures and post them over and over again soon) has water heaters up in the attic and sometimes I wake up at night and get really terrified about that. Why would you put them in the attic. Why. Coolest water heater feature is the test release valve that exists only to leak permanently if you ever dare to use it. Amazing racket.
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Rudy gets a message https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/1712961494759944380
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Remember when Rudy was a national hero just after 9/11 lol Americans are dumb as poo poo
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I'm heading to one of the great American music fests today, Austin City Limits. I should be sleeping but I already slept a bunch. I might make a basil and ricotta omelette so I am not tempted to eat any of the disgusting food there. It's not really that terrible, it's good local places, but in fact yes it is disgusting. There's beer tho.
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jeez I'm looking at the ACL schedule for today and with few exceptions (Foo Fighters, Tanya Tucker) the band names look like they came from an AI e: oh gently caress, Alanis Morissette is here lol e: ha ha ha "Austin Kiddie Limits (presented by LIFEWAY KEFIR)" (note that Lifeway Kefir is delicious, get the plain stuff, the flavored ones are gross because they're over-sweetened) emfive has issued a correction as of 11:33 on Oct 14, 2023 |
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boroda posted:there are probably snacks downstairs but that would mean verticality Sets a dangerous precedent, avoid
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smarxist posted:happy harvest time Going to the apple orchard/cider mill today to get apples and cider 
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Oct 14, 2023 11:45
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Gonna go look at a used bike today, it’s exactly the same model as my favorite bike I had to sell a bunch of years ago due to poverty. If there’s some hosed up crack in the frame or something I’m gonna lay right down and die on dude’s lawn
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Turdfuzz posted:get the feeling a lot of you have never dealt with dead kids before My “never dealt with dead kids before” T-shirt has lots of people asking questions already answered by the shirt
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This is hilarious. His use of the word accost. The pleading "George come back." The person we can hear laughing their rear end off. All of it.
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Oct 14, 2023 12:42
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Greg Legg posted:George Santos is a loving weirdo Yea. It's fun and awesome that he exists, but that's a little bit exploitative because there is definitely something wrong with him.
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Oct 14, 2023 12:57
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emfive posted:Yea. It's fun and awesome that he exists, but that's a little bit exploitative because there is definitely something wrong with him. when I think of "exploitation" my concern lies with George Santos and not his legions of scam victims
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Oct 14, 2023 13:04
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Where the gently caress is day crew gently caress the mods they've taken so many posters from us nobody posts anymore
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wtf is hot girl summer hot girls are celebrated by default, you don't need an awareness season for them
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Asproigerosis posted:Where the gently caress is day crew gently caress the mods they've taken so many posters from us nobody posts anymore here's a pun to tide you over until your daycrew buddies finish their balanced breakfasts https://twitter.com/ThePunnyWorld/status/1713152733652320307
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Filthy Hans posted:when I think of "exploitation" my concern lies with George Santos and not his legions of scam victims well yea duhh that sucks, but I was thinking about the "George Santos for President!!" "He's So Awesome!" poo poo on this, our forum
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emfive posted:well yea duhh that sucks, but I was thinking about the "George Santos for President!!" "He's So Awesome!" poo poo on this, our forum oh maybe one day scientists will invent a cure for irony poisoning
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WrasslorMonkey posted:Just go back to bed
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Lpzie posted:night crew is dead Many are saying this
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emfive posted:well yea duhh that sucks, but I was thinking about the "George Santos for President!!" "He's So Awesome!" poo poo on this, our forum when I say he’s going to be president, I’m saying it in a solemn, serious tone. .. it will be awesome though
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Last Chance posted:when I say he’s going to be president, I’m saying it in a solemn, serious tone.
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emfive posted:jeez I'm looking at the ACL schedule for today and with few exceptions (Foo Fighters, Tanya Tucker) the band names look like they came from an AI Funny to see Foo Fighters and Alanis Morissette listed but no 2DCAT
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Oct 14, 2023 13:47
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im a big possum and i need a big donut
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2DCAT posted:Funny to see Foo Fighters and Alanis Morissette listed but no 2DCAT you'll always be on my ACL schedule 
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19 o'clock posted:I started playing Mama’s Got a Squeezebox lmao join the band bro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtHB4rfXH1k
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think we are going to be playing on a public access/internet tv show Thursday the 26th. Gonna spam the link here so nobody watches.
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Harton posted:think we are going to be playing on a public access/internet tv show Thursday the 26th. Gonna spam the link here so nobody watches. 
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