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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
everyone excited for the big day?


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Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

bebop esq posted:

what hosed up chud channel has a Kimberly Guillgargoylefl show?

the best is yet to cum!

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Sir, sir, you just won another election

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:




My favorite trelb theory is 2016 was originally gonna be a scam run, but his brain became very Good and started to believe all the bullshit he was saying

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 364 days!
i hope he finally introduced alcohol into his life

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Thoatse posted:

the best is yet to cum!

the best has yet to cum

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

where's christmas

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Durf posted:

the War on Christmas comes earlier every year

we should still be in fentanyl halloween candy season

I was just at Costco and all the Christmas stuff is out. It's October 16th

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Things are going wel

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 364 days!
they wouldnt say merry christmas they would say happy new year

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Business Gorillas posted:

My favorite trelb theory is 2016 was originally gonna be a scam run, but his brain became very Good and started to believe all the bullshit he was saying

he was still sane enough at that time to understand what he'd brought upon himself. check the 2016 election night pic from the war room when they call Pennsylvania

now he's built it into his existing delusion structure, because he has been forced to.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
trunp is massively brain damaged from huffing his own farts/strokes

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 364 days!
ron desantis is right, trumps brain is mush and he is nothing without a teleprompter

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

yeah that’s genocide

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

bebop esq posted:

the best has yet to cum

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I was just at Costco and all the Christmas stuff is out. It's October 16th

Usually they roll it out end of August. What else they gonna put in their seasonal area?

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


do not cumalla

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

You know who I will never be as cool as? John loving Brown

Dude knew slavery was wrong, was willing to die for it, and did. What a badass.

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Tom Tucker posted:

You know who I will never be as cool as? John loving Brown

Dude knew slavery was wrong, was willing to die for it, and did. What a badass.

robert e lee was in charge of the assault on his position at harper's ferry for a bit of historical coincidence

BUUNNI
Jun 23, 2023

by Pragmatica

Glumwheels posted:

Why can’t you buy fly paper anymore?

sir, u can't buy fluy paper anymore because of cruelty to animals

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
My favorite instance of cruelty to animals was when all those chuds had to walk a mile from the tup rally back to their cars in the freezing cold.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



toop gagged?????

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

There is a terrorist in Belgium, he must be stopped at all costs despite his capture, Europe seeks revenge

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
lmao
https://twitter.com/bresreports/status/1714055682561851886
that nice mister jordan has offered me a very reasonable price for his bridge

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Apraxin posted:

lmao
https://twitter.com/bresreports/status/1714055682561851886
that nice mister jordan has offered me a very reasonable price for his bridge

lol

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao
TROOF: Malarkey ends here just the facts, Jack.














https://www.theverge.com/2023/10/16/23919770/trump-biden-truth-social-media-platform-gop-primary












:gary:

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005


Teirimp standing in front of a pile of hay bales is chaotically poetic

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
turpm!

https://twitter.com/magaincwarroom/status/1714047842904375759?s=46

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao
a record that will be beaten every subsequent day

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

like the second time I got high was at a wocka flocka show so im gonna give him the benefit of the doubt

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Lol

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
they call it brick squad because he built the wall

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
1017 electoral college votes

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
https://x.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1157345692517634049?s=20

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Consummate Professional posted:

like the second time I got high was at a wocka flocka show so im gonna give him the benefit of the doubt

Dude had some bangers but I always think about this vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOc-MXGuKgs

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Why does Dollar Tree Elvira have a show

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

AxGrap posted:

Dude had some bangers but I always think about this vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOc-MXGuKgs

haha wow I forgot about this

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
wocka flocka voice: trump trump trump trump trump trump trum

TRUUUUMP

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 364 days!
:yooge: THANK YOU! SO NICE!

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Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://twitter.com/yvonnewingett/status/1714040096033533976

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