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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Philadelphia Phillies Don't Strand The Bases Loaded Challenge (Impossible)

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Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

shyduck posted:

Gallen grew up a Phillies fan

He grew up a dirty Cards fan

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Red posted:

He grew up a dirty Cards fan
oh god lmao

Human
Jun 9, 2004


REAL HUMAN. SAFE TO APPROACH.

Red posted:

He grew up a dirty Cards fan

Truly disappointing behavior

Marklar
Jul 24, 2003

Ball is Love
Ball is Life

Red posted:

JT should have taken, Gallen is done

And Casty on deck.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
I hate these dumb out of the dugout interviews, is it wrong to hope that a foul ball goes wrong and breaks the camera

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

CapnAndy posted:

I hate these dumb out of the dugout interviews, is it wrong to hope that a foul ball goes wrong and breaks the camera

no this is the right way to feel about all of this dumb gimmick poo poo they do

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
o/u nick dongs this series 4.5

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

The dbacks should try hitting the ball

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
d-backs how about we tell you how many innings wheeler is gonna pitch and we just skip ahead to after that

y'know, save everybody some time

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



i think the phillies have like twice as many runs scored via home runs than all other rbis this postseason

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

triple sulk posted:

i think the phillies have like twice as many runs scored via home runs than all other rbis this postseason

Clogging the basepaths is inefficient. Just keep blastin' dongs.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Clogging the basepaths is inefficient. Just keep blastin' dongs.

can't argue with this

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008

That's my swamp monster

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



would love a rojas dinger

Mavric
Dec 14, 2006

I said "this is going to be the most significant televisual event since Quantum Leap." And I do not say that lightly.
love my big wet cave man

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



close enough

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
More like Brandon Moist

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



kyle three run monster dong pls

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
I thought Longoria was cooked 3 or 4 years ago

Defense only CFer coming through

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

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this ball juggle double celebration rules

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008

I love this team

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
On the one hand I am a huge fan of the :bunt: and feel it's been unfairly left behind by modern baseball and should be used more, as a run is worth infinitely more than an out

on the other, how you gonna tell bats this hot to not swing

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

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Shades of the dick bump

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



ah gently caress

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
Ugh

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
what was that marsh

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



that was close though

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
great defensive play by the sneks there, no hate

Mavric
Dec 14, 2006

I said "this is going to be the most significant televisual event since Quantum Leap." And I do not say that lightly.
for being so wet he kinda swam poorly there

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
yeah i'm okay with them taking that risk right now

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008

triple sulk posted:

that was close though

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

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how muddy is marsh's hair rn

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008

more falafel please posted:

how muddy is marsh's hair rn

Why do you think he has to rinse it between innings?

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Starting to think the Phillies third base coach is dumb as hell

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost

shyduck posted:

oh god lmao

His mom didn't put up with that poo poo though:
https://twitter.com/byalexcoffey/status/1713964769072365864#m

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
I realize it's 4-0 but maybe strand less runners

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




owned

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

triple sulk posted:

The Houston Astros are dogshit garbage

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



phillies simply cannot score off risp lol

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