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Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Kennel posted:

A light meal.

# ? Oct 16, 2023 21:50

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 20:57

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Mod sass.

The Saddest Robot posted:

People complaining about things? Here? I guess this is the end of a beautiful, glorious age of enlightenment for Somethingawful.com. Perhaps one day we might look back upon this golden age and wonder where we erred, where we went wrong, how we took something so pristine and virtuous and turned it into this. We'll all agree on one thing though, it was here in this thread that it happened. This thread marked the turning point, the moment that we stepped beyond the line that marked the point of no return and began our uncontolled descent into awfulness that would be henceforth be forever synonymous with this website and those that post herein. Somethingawful is truly something awful. And you are all to blame. Every one of you except for Khad. He saw it coming. He alone tried to warn us, he tried to fight the encroaching tide of negativity like some divine champion of virtue. And we in our blissful ignorance scorned him for it. We don't deserve champions of his caliber.

We deserve this hellhole we made for ourselves.

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# ? Oct 17, 2023 03:31

Deathslinger: Jul 12, 2022

I legit thought Saddest Rhino was having an off day for a moment there

# ? Oct 17, 2023 03:36

Malachite_Dragon: Mar 31, 2010; Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Oh good, it wasn't just me then. I had to read the username a few times

# ? Oct 17, 2023 15:43

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

skill issue

# ? Oct 17, 2023 15:55

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

The robot makes a good point tho

# ? Oct 17, 2023 15:55

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

skill issue

Yeah I read it right on the first try :cool:

# ? Oct 17, 2023 16:23

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Outrail posted:

The robot makes a good point tho

However I think it's fair to trace it back to let's make a website and fill it full of sarcastic dipshits.

# ? Oct 17, 2023 17:50

freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

Milo and POTUS posted:

Yeah I read it right on the first try

I can�t even fuckin read

# ? Oct 17, 2023 22:19

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

Qtotonibudinibudet posted:

hn has solved policing in america:

> One wild idea I sometimes dream about : Imagine if each city had multiple competing police departments, and every cop wore the logo of the department they worked for prominently on their shoulder. Then for each local election, voters vote for one or more logos, and police work + funding gets distributed to the competing departments accordingly. Every time you call to report a crime, it gets assigned semi-randomly to one of the departments, and you're told which department got the assignment. Basically, make police brutality and police corruption into a customer satisfaction issue. The very best police chiefs could make millions of dollars starting police companies which effectively served and protected cities across America.

i can't imagine any way this could go wrong

well-read undead posted:

dear hn poster, it already is, you're just not the customer

# ? Oct 18, 2023 00:45

pangstrom: Jan 25, 2003; Wedge Regret

Ash Crimson posted:

*Guile voice* CHRONIC GOON

# ? Oct 18, 2023 02:25

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

pangstrom posted:

# ? Oct 18, 2023 03:09

Captain Invictus: Apr 5, 2005; Try reading some manga!; Clever Betty

pangstrom posted:

lmfao

# ? Oct 18, 2023 08:51

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/garywhitta/status/1575880831884701696

dpkg chopra posted:

when they break the manufacturer blames it on a driver error

# ? Oct 19, 2023 02:44

Captain Invictus: Apr 5, 2005; Try reading some manga!; Clever Betty

morningdrew posted:

_______________________/
I have the worst loving attorneys

redshirt posted:

Glad to see the Twins from Matrix 2 are still working.

# ? Oct 19, 2023 05:12

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

Renreeja posted:

so basically, if the house was a swinger orgy in the villiages, the repubs would be trying to cuck the dems by loving the government while the dems can only watch, but cant get a boner while attempting to do the act. Jordan was a line of crushed viagra that gave them a chubby that deflated immediately. The dems laugh every time they cant get it up. Am I missing anything?

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Funky See Funky Do posted:

A loving parent that sat you down and explained analogies to you when it was your time.

# ? Oct 19, 2023 08:31

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Grassy Knowles posted:

I don�t wear pants anyway, they can get brittle and snap in cold weather if plastic or rust if metal, or get hosed in a collision. Not really worth paying to maintain for me

# ? Oct 19, 2023 09:10

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Oh no, you got banned twice for being an insufferable douchebag/drama queen! Will you: a) stop being a horrible poster, or b) stay the course, then go on to abuse the mod report feature and sass a mod? You chose b! You were eaten by a grue. You are out of lives. Thanks for playing! :dogtits:

Disruptor posted:

Classy.

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# ? Oct 19, 2023 19:51

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Platystemon posted:

# ? Oct 19, 2023 20:57

DontMockMySmock: Aug 9, 2008; I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

EorayMel posted:

excuse me what the gently caress is this smiley

# ? Oct 20, 2023 00:53

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

DontMockMySmock posted:

excuse me what the gently caress is this smiley

it's :dogtits:, op

# ? Oct 20, 2023 01:02

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Anatomically suspect, is what it is

# ? Oct 20, 2023 01:03

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

DontMockMySmock posted:

excuse me what the gently caress is this smiley

Hope this helps you OP :tipshat:

# ? Oct 20, 2023 01:09

Bear Enthusiast: Mar 20, 2010; Maybe
You'll think of me
When you are all alone

"busom"?

# ? Oct 20, 2023 01:13

Autisanal Cheese: Nov 29, 2010

EorayMel posted:

Hope this helps you OP

ahh "yospos", this does explain it

# ? Oct 20, 2023 01:14

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Somebody had it as an av for a while too I�m pretty sure

# ? Oct 20, 2023 01:15

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

Captain Hygiene posted:

Funny Forum Quotes: Anatomically suspect, is what it is

# ? Oct 20, 2023 01:25

ChickenOfTomorrow: Nov 11, 2012; god damn it, you've got to be kind

BATS FLY AT MOON posted:

Somebody had it as an av for a while too I�m pretty sure

Stymie, a bad YOSPOS poster, had it. hence those tags.

# ? Oct 20, 2023 01:31

Grassy Knowles: Apr 4, 2003; "The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

I have some quotes to get ahead of a foreseeable problem

# ? Oct 20, 2023 01:59

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

Stymie, a bad YOSPOS poster, had it. hence those tags.

widely believed to be elon musk

# ? Oct 20, 2023 04:38

Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

Milo and POTUS posted:

widely believed to be elon musk

Gross.

# ? Oct 20, 2023 05:15

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Grassy Knowles posted:

I have some quotes to get ahead of a foreseeable problem

Philippe posted:

bicth

# ? Oct 20, 2023 08:11

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Grassy Knowles posted:

I have some quotes to get ahead of a foreseeable problem

Yospos bitcoin thread: made fun of people for giving money to the username "pirateat40"
Also yospos bitcoin thread: kept replying to the username "stymie"

# ? Oct 20, 2023 09:19