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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

canyoneer posted:

lmao at the cop eating it in front of the donut shop sign

I mean, what did you expect him to do in front of a donut shop :confused:

From tonight's sporting ball contest:

How Things Started:
https://x.com/MattWi77iams/status/1714114543440306449?s=20

How Things Were Going:
https://x.com/BodogCA/status/1714117960917242252?s=20

How Things Are Going:
https://x.com/TedBuddy8/status/1714120321668972844?s=20

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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/c1iSe73.mp4

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

:lmao: “Playing a game of whackfuck, here.”

Archonex
May 2, 2012

MY OPINION IS SEERS OF THE THRONE PROPAGANDA IGNORE MY GNOSIS-IMPAIRED RAMBLINGS

I can't believe the bike chat derail overran the post about a guy pulling off a literal "My Cousin Vinny" 26 times in a row before he finally got caught.

At that point they had might as well just give him a license to practice law on merit of he made the whole system look like a joke otherwise.

Archonex has a new favorite as of 10:38 on Oct 17, 2023

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
My counsel is to declare ex post facto pro hac vice, sua sponte.

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

Archonex posted:

I can't believe the bike chat derail overran the post about a guy pulling off a literal "My Cousin Vinny" 26 times in a row before he finally got caught.

I hereby sentence you to rewatch my cousin Vinny because it’s a great movie and you don’t remember it right.

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

Tiggum posted:

Posting because it's interesting not as a criticism of you for sharing it: this one's (probably) fake and that guy doesn't exist.

quote:

Of course, there is intrinsic comedy to this in that Remainers love to flaunt their superior intelligence and education

lmao at the writer of this, though. He has a lot of exciting right-wing takes if you look up his articles, including stuff like celebrating Graham Linehan's "courage and determination."

Archonex posted:

I can't believe the bike chat derail overran the post about a guy pulling off a literal "My Cousin Vinny" 26 times in a row before he finally got caught.

At that point they had might as well just give him a license to practice law on merit of he made the whole system look like a joke otherwise.

It gets a bit less comical when it turns out he was actually admitted to the bar, just lacking the specific certification that allowed him to show up in courtrooms. Though I have every faith that when they drag him to court he'll defend himself and win for the 27th time.

https://www.lawgazette.co.uk/news/kenya-divided-by-fake-lawyer-who-kept-winning-cases/5117562.article

quote:

Mwenda was admitted to the Kenyan bar in August last year but did not apply for a practising certificate as he was working at the Office of the Attorney General.

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Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
https://i.imgur.com/CWdgSyj.mp4


There's sound.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




https://i.imgur.com/lW6l0al.mp4

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




https://i.imgur.com/xE4YcSL.mp4

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
PYF Schadenfreude: Playing a game of whackfuck, here.

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Cats have excellent comic timing.

Archonex
May 2, 2012

MY OPINION IS SEERS OF THE THRONE PROPAGANDA IGNORE MY GNOSIS-IMPAIRED RAMBLINGS

Borscht posted:

I hereby sentence you to rewatch my cousin Vinny because it’s a great movie and you don’t remember it right.

This is about as close to it as we're likely to get. :colbert:

Also, political schadenfreude that is unlikely to lead to a derail:



From today right after Jim Jordan realized he wasn't going to be speaker.

Archonex has a new favorite as of 23:57 on Oct 17, 2023

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ



:qq:

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

"Absolute free speech" If I recall correctly

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna

:lmao:

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Brawnfire posted:

"Absolute free speech" If I recall correctly

Unless you hurt the feelings of racists and capitalists.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




https://i.imgur.com/UZY1kUs.mp4

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Archonex posted:

This is about as close to it as we're likely to get. :colbert:

Also, political schadenfreude that is unlikely to lead to a derail:



From today right after Jim Jordan realized he wasn't going to be speaker.
Is that Scalise in the background?

lmao

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
The guy on the right doing an actual collar tug. I thought that was just a Simpsons joke.

e: I mean they're all on the right, obvs.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




https://i.imgur.com/1bRiU5e.mp4

Don't unmute.

Archonex
May 2, 2012

MY OPINION IS SEERS OF THE THRONE PROPAGANDA IGNORE MY GNOSIS-IMPAIRED RAMBLINGS

SubponticatePoster posted:

Is that Scalise in the background?

lmao

It's hard to tell because his head is tipped back but I think that might be McCarthy, which makes it even more hilarious. There really is no honor amongst poo poo heads. :allears:


Edit: A quick double check on Reddit is saying it is in fact Kevin McCarthy completely losing his poo poo at Jim Jordan's misfortune. Apparently there was a recording feed when this happened and someone caught it happening on camera. :lmao:

Archonex has a new favorite as of 02:15 on Oct 18, 2023

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007




I would kill for a compilation of just videos of people being brought down by hoisting a trash bag over their shoulders. It's like they fall down on a nice bean bag so everyone has some fun.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Unperson_47 posted:

I would kill for a compilation of just videos of people being brought down by hoisting a trash bag over their shoulders. It's like they fall down on a nice bean bag so everyone has some fun.

That bag is full of sharps and should have been a biohazard bag but budget cutbacks meant they couldn't get them anymore.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Final Destination reboot not off to a great start

tehinternet
Feb 14, 2005

Semantically, "you" is both singular and plural, though syntactically it is always plural. It always takes a verb form that originally marked the word as plural.

Also, there is no plural when the context is an argument with an individual rather than a group. Somfin shouldn't put words in my mouth.

I’ve watched this five times.

That cat does some quality trolling with ace comedic timing, 10/10

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Archonex posted:

It's hard to tell because his head is tipped back but I think that might be McCarthy, which makes it even more hilarious. There really is no honor amongst poo poo heads. :allears:


Edit: A quick double check on Reddit is saying it is in fact Kevin McCarthy completely losing his poo poo at Jim Jordan's misfortune. Apparently there was a recording feed when this happened and someone caught it happening on camera. :lmao:

Read this as Kevin MacFarty and had a giggle by my lonesome.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Karate Bastard posted:

had a giggle by my lonesome.

What else is new

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
This guy is p fresh


Thank you trmup thread

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Haha they're on a roll over there

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

Looks like the schad is on ekuNNN this time

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Martman posted:

Looks like the schad is on ekuNNN this time

We'll all just have to get together and find new schad content to post.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Martman posted:

Looks like the schad is on ekuNNN this time

Well I guess I'll just check the ol leper colony and see what happened this ti-

:yikeseroo:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Baron von Eevl posted:

Well I guess I'll just check the ol leper colony and see what happened this ti-

:yikeseroo:

gently caress what a stupid move.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

RIP to a king

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!
Holy poo poo, lmao.

This place never ceases to surprise.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Biplane posted:

RIP to a king

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Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
I can't until a regdate 2023 poster starts ending derails with big blocks of content from tumblr and everybody quietly celebrates their return

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