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UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

:lol: apparently Gym Jordan has not only never passed a piece of legislation, he's never had any that's made it to a committee

what does he even do

he takes off his coat, he rolls up his sleeves and he gets real mad

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Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

GOP: I sure hope President Trump doesn't paddle my bum for THIS!

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Glumwheels posted:

Gaetz and his fellow chimps are going to fling poo poo and prevent this.

I guess it’s a good thing the house is in chaos since they can’t fund anymore wars or hurt people until the budget debate in a month

I hope we never have a speaker again

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
Bread Liar
they should do a third round of voting, as a treat

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

mdemone posted:

22 total lmaos

he lost two Republicans but has 197 instead of 200, I don't know who the odd vote is

oh now it's 198

i think the counts are slightly different today due to absences / returns

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Joementum posted:

i think the counts are slightly different today due to absences / returns

I think Peltola is out again, or maybe I just missed her

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

:lol: apparently Gym Jordan has not only never passed a piece of legislation, he's never had any that's made it to a committee

what does he even do

He apparently is friends with sex pests and like to cover up sexual assault of young dudes.

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1714674591040143397

Good idea to announce this publicly.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!



think he ever tased his balls just a little bit?

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


UFOTacoMan posted:



think he ever tased his balls just a little bit?

is that a wig?

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
Bread Liar
[TRUMP] 👎

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Basebf555 posted:

It seems like McCarthy is generally well liked within the party which is why they stuck with him through all of those failed votes, not sure they'll go that far for Jordan.

That's what I've heard, though it's a mystery as to why McCarthy is supposedly so liked.

He's a bland, uncharismatic dork named Kevin.

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
the voting will continue until morale improves

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Basebf555 posted:

It seems like McCarthy is generally well liked within the party which is why they stuck with him through all of those failed votes, not sure they'll go that far for Jordan.

Who else are they going to nominate, though? I can't think of anyone who will appeal to everyone in the party right now.

I don't see how this ends, other than them saying, "gently caress it, fine," with somebody, so I'm expecting it to be Jordan at this point.

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

William Bear posted:

That's what I've heard, though it's a mystery as to why McCarthy is supposedly so liked.

He's a bland, uncharismatic dork named Kevin.

Because McCarthy is a regular GOP idiot who played footsy with the nut jobs (Gaetz and Marge) to appease them.

I think Gaetz only took McCarthy out because McCarthy wouldn’t stop the ethics investigation into him. Also I think Trump told Gaetz to do it since McCarthy passed the CR. Mccarthy paid Trump lip service and Trump knows it.

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/buccocapital/status/1714362092629696673

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
lmao John Boehner got a vote

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
Trump has caused all this chaos because he’s only in this for himself and wants to see Biden impeached/government shut down.

McCarthy isn’t as stupid as he acts and knows these are all bad for republicans at the end of the day.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Joementum posted:

lmao John Boehner got a vote

Yeah, that was fun.

When asked for comment:

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/1714692012450939169


Lol

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

:same: stay strong Jim!!!!!

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Glumwheels posted:


McCarthy isn’t as stupid as he acts

Go on...

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
Bread Liar

Biggs if true

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

I just checked Amazon and I can definitely still buy fly paper lol

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

what is going on

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Buddykins posted:

what is going on

In 2015, a wise tortoise warned us that, if elected, Trump would be a Chaos President. This warning was correct, and now the chaotic energy from Trump has infected the legislative branch.

Why did we not listen to Jeb?!

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Spergin Morlock posted:

I just checked Amazon and I can definitely still buy fly paper lol

:yooge: I hAtE fLiEs!!!

That was such a funny clip.

Lysandus
Jun 21, 2010

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

These long gorgeous eye lashes are such a loving pain

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Why would I spend all my allotted points on eye lashes

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Joementum posted:

lmao John Boehner got a vote

he's a bit busy being a weed dealer these days lol

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Spergin Morlock posted:

he's a bit busy being a weed dealer these days lol

I'm in awe whenever I remember how John Boehner is the only person to leave Republican politics in the last crazy decade with his dignity intact.

He fulfilled his lifelong dream of meeting the Pope. Then he quit to stay in Ohio, mowing his lawn, drinking, smoking, and selling weed. That's the American Dream right there.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Boehner apparently carried his ciggy butts around in his pocket and smelled like an ashtray

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Boehner apparently carried his ciggy butts around in his pocket and smelled like an ashtray

yeah that always threw me. Like why do it? Even at my poorest and most nic addicted that seemed like a step too far

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
judge "shushed" trump in court lmao

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009


:thunk:

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
NEW YORK (AP) — A judge warned Donald Trump and others at his New York civil fraud trial to keep their voices down Wednesday after the former president threw up his hands in frustration and spoke aloud to his lawyers while a witness was testifying against him.

Judge Arthur Engoron made the admonition after Trump conferred animatedly with his lawyers at the defense table during real estate appraiser Doug Larson’s second day of testimony at the Manhattan trial.

State lawyer Kevin Wallace asked Engoron to ask the defense to “stop commenting during the witness’ testimony,” adding that the “exhortations” were audible on the witness’ side of the room. The judge then asked everyone to keep their voices down, “particularly if it’s meant to influence the testimony.”

The 2024 Republican frontrunner was in court for a second straight day Wednesday, watching the trial that threatens to upend his real estate empire and his wealthy businessman image. He attended the first three days, but skipped last week. On Tuesday, he left during an afternoon break to give a deposition in an unrelated lawsuit.

In a pretrial decision last month, Engoron ruled that Trump and his company, the Trump Organization, committed years of fraud by exaggerating his asset values and net worth on annual financial statements used to make deals and get better terms on loans and insurance.

As punishment, Engoron ordered that a court-appointed receiver take control of some Trump companies, putting the future oversight of Trump Tower and other marquee properties in question, but an appeals court has blocked that for now.

Trump didn’t talk about the case on his way into court past TV cameras Wednesday, saving his usual vitriol about New York Attorney General Letitia James’ lawsuit for a morning break.

Inside the courtroom, which is closed to cameras, Trump grew irritated as Larson testified. Trump’s lawyers were seeking to undercut the state’s claims that his top corporate deputies played games to inflate the values of his properties and pad his bottom line.

In a series of questions, Trump lawyer Lazaro Fields sought to establish that Larson had, at one point, undershot the projected 2015 value of a Trump-owned Wall Street office building by $114 million. Larson said the “values were not wrong — it’s what we knew at the time.”

Trump threw up his hands during the exchange.

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


when oh when will they finally decide which corrupt pervert will be in charge ofa component of the fake government??

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

crime fighting hog posted:

In a series of questions, Trump lawyer Lazaro Fields sought to establish that Larson had, at one point, undershot the projected 2015 value of a Trump-owned Wall Street office building by $114 million. Larson said the “values were not wrong — it’s what we knew at the time.”

Trump threw up his hands during the exchange.

He threw up his hands at the witness saying things to defend his actions as non-fraudulent, just because it undervalued his property?

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crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Bethamphetamine posted:

He threw up his hands at the witness saying things to defend his actions as non-fraudulent, just because it undervalued his property?

sorry I forgot the rest


On Tuesday, Larson testified that he never consulted with or gave permission for the Trump Organization’s former controller, Jeffrey McConney, to cite him as an outside expert in the valuation spreadsheets he used to create Trump’s financial statements.

Fields on Wednesday accused Larson of lying, pointing to a decade-old email exchange between McConney and the appraiser.

That touched off an angry back-and-forth between the defense and state sides, with Trump lawyer Christopher Kise suggesting that Larson could risk perjuring himself and needed to be advised about his rights against self-incrimination. State lawyer Colleen Faherty called Kise’s comments “witness intimidation.”

After Larson was escorted out of the courtroom, Kise insisted that he was trying to protect the witness’ rights, while state lawyer Kevin Wallace complained that the defense was mounting “a performance” for the media. Ultimately, Engoron allowed Larson to return and answer the question with no legal warning. Larson said he didn’t recall the email.

Asked again whether he understood that McConney had asked for his input in order to carry out valuations, a weary Larson said: “That’s what it appears.”

Trump railed about that exchange during a court break.

“See what’s happened? The government lied. They just lie. They didn’t reveal all of the information that they had,” Trump said. “They didn’t reveal all the evidence that made me totally innocent of anything that they say.”

After Larson, state lawyers called Jack Weisselberg, the son of former longtime Trump Organization finance chief Allen Weisselberg. The son arranged financing for Trump while an executive at Ladder Capital.

Trump’s civil trial involves six claims in James’ lawsuit that weren’t resolved in Engoron’s pretrial ruling, including allegations of conspiracy, insurance fraud and falsifying business records. Engoron will decide the case, not a jury, because state law doesn’t allow one in this type of lawsuit.

Wednesday’s dust-up was just the latest clash between Engoron and Trump.

After Trump maligned a key court staffer on social media on the trial’s second day, the judge, a Democrat, issued a limited gag order barring parties in the case from smearing members of his staff. Last year, Engoron held Trump in contempt and fined him $110,000 for being slow to respond to a subpoena from James’ office.

Trump on Tuesday said outside court that he had grown to like and respect Engoron, but that he believed Democrats were “pushing him around like a pinball.” “It’s a very unfair situation that they put me in,” Trump said.

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