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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

I liked Nepo Baby Daddy's film where businessman RoboCop fights one (1) rat.

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Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



Which is the Phantasm where they bring back Reggie’s legit good acoustic guitar skills? Did that pop back up in 3 or 4? That was fun and silly.

Now I’m imagining a cross between Phantasm and Patriot. I think that would rule, but I might be alone.

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

If we’re talking straight up bad movies, the new Exorcist is terrible. It’s just straight up bad. Not funny interesting or anything.

Come to think of it there was another terrible Exorcist that I nearly walked out of the theater on. I can’t remember which one but I think it had Stellan Skaarsgard in it. My wife and I talked it over and I think we decided to stay but it was a near thing.

Mover
Jun 30, 2008


Uncle Boogeyman posted:

it's theft. the Mandy nepo baby director should give Don Coscarelli one million dollars

I disagree—he should give me one million dollars

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

Zwabu posted:

If we’re talking straight up bad movies, the new Exorcist is terrible. It’s just straight up bad. Not funny interesting or anything.

Come to think of it there was another terrible Exorcist that I nearly walked out of the theater on. I can’t remember which one but I think it had Stellan Skaarsgard in it. My wife and I talked it over and I think we decided to stay but it was a near thing.

Both movies have him in it. The better one is Dominion, which is on Freevee.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Mover posted:

I disagree—he should give me one million dollars

okay but then he also has to give me one million dollars. also a million to Clive Barker for stealing the cenobites.

he can afford it. Mandy made what, 100 million dollars?

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Holy dammit Late Night With The Devil is a real one. I think it might be my favourite horror of the year. Dastmalchamania is running wild

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
Maybe I'll get a chance to catch it in LA, really looking forward to that.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

okay but then he also has to give me one million dollars. also a million to Clive Barker for stealing the cenobites.

he can afford it. Mandy made what, 100 million dollars?

Cenobite bikers were the highlight of Mandy.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

okay but then he also has to give me one million dollars. also a million to Clive Barker for stealing the cenobites.

he can afford it. Mandy made what, 100 million dollars?

Mandy made like 1 million dollars. It definitely did not make 100 million dollars.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
Mandy actually lost me a lil once it transitioned into the whole EPIC METAL vibes more than like...striking colorful 70s creepiness (whereas that first half i was just like oh my god this is loving incredible). Not that I thought that stuff was bad, it just ain't my thing.

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
The cheddar goblin was the moment the tone shifted and it turned into some revenge actioner that was way less interesting

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.
It’s not as good as the first half but hell, what is?

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



I think the entire loving movie rules and the cheddar goblin and following scene are some of the most real and poignant and lifelike portrayals of how devastatingly unfair and tonally horrible grief really is after a giant tragedy

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
Mandy was specifically made to appeal to the part of my brain that is 14

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.

Snooze Cruise posted:

its funny how people suddenly moved on from wholesome to cozy/comfy, did someone sent out a memo or something?

from a while back but basically: it's a marketing term invented by YA publishers/authors looking for a new market because their old one is finally starting to stick in the average consumer's mind as "poo poo that sucks."

"wholesome" got ditched probably because it makes the reactionary sentiment behind the move too obvious

if it seems like the people pushing it are either explicitly opposed to the things that make horror horror, or breathlessly proclaiming the arrival of something horror's been doing all along, it is precisely because they haven't read or watched anything relevant and are just trying to capitalize on an existing audience's good will towards the label

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Hollismason posted:

Mandy made like 1 million dollars. It definitely did not make 100 million dollars.

nah that can’t be right

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink
I kind of dig how the two halves of Mandy are in slight tension with one another, but there's definitely a vibe in the first half that's lost.

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


the back half of Mandy to me felt pretty coherent with the first half, although not as strong (how can it be? it doesn't have the whole Linus / Mandy scene). but the back half is Cage giving us THE MOST in an already insanely stylish movie, which, like... that's why i watch movies hahaha

quickly edited for clarity

alf_pogs fucked around with this message at 05:40 on Oct 19, 2023

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

alf_pogs posted:

the back half of Mandy to me felt pretty coherent with the first half, although not as strong (how can it be? it doesn't have the whole Linus / Mandy scene). but the back half is Cage giving us THE MOST in an insanely stylish movie, which, like... that's why i watch movies hahaha

That's the thing, though — it's not like the first half is less stylish!





It's just a switch from a focus on a sort of semi-romantic human vulnerability to something more mythic.

Schwarzwald fucked around with this message at 05:29 on Oct 19, 2023

Stegosnaurlax
Apr 30, 2023

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

I just started the first episode of the Chucky TV show now that I've seen the movie franchise, and lol, lmao, is this a show where the titular evil doll just bullies the gently caress out of children? Because I am BEYOND entertained.

[Edit: Yeah, I am basically all in on this show. Next time I change my avatar, I've gotta join another new gang.]



Dude, i'm current with it and it just gets better and better. The day Mancini woke up and put pen to paper should be a national holiday in TVIV, and no one is talking about it

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Coffin Joe movies are a ride.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

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I'm gonna say both halves of Mandy are necessary. The back half wouldn't make any sense without the first and the first half would feel incomplete without the second.

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.
Mandy is also sort of an inversion of Beyond the Black Rainbow, which starts with high mysticism and several sequences that are almost completely abstract and then ends with an escape to the mundane world and the villain defeated by the power of BOOM rock to the head.

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



Both very correct posts. And both movies rule. :colbert:

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
Reasons why I love a robust college/university radio program: Dude just played the theme to In The Mouth Of Madness during morning commute hours

E: I think this is actually gonna get me to donate finally

Phy fucked around with this message at 15:11 on Oct 19, 2023

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



I have such awesome memories working in college radio. I would constantly play stuff just to pop myself since it was me and a handful of others listening and I got to play anything that resembled electronic music. Had a great time doing an all darkwave and horror set during October. I feel like I'd do even better nowadays with how much more I know about music and movies.

I'm glad radio collectives like SomaFM do seasonal programming like their dark ambient station this time of year. Internet radio and weird college and independent stations are the love of my life.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
When I did college radio one of our most loyal listeners was the guy who worked the ticket booth at a porn theater across town, he'd keep the radio on all day and called in frequently requesting Slayer. One semester I went in to do my show on Thanksgiving morning and he called in and we had a nice chat about the kinds of people who go to porn theaters on Thanksgiving morning. "Well, there's this pervert here. Yeah, what do you want?"

Deadite
Aug 30, 2003

A fat guy, a watermelon, and a stack of magazines?
Family.
The local radio station I listen to has a Halloween stream during October

https://www.thecurrent.org/playlist/current-halloween

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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I think Beyond the Black Rainbow is the only horror film I've ever turned off

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

how did people here like The Outwaters? watched it alone very late last night with all the lights off which kind of felt like the ideal setting. kinda mixed on it but when it was good it was very good and while it never really scared me per se it did give me some hosed up dreams i can't quite remember.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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Uncle Boogeyman posted:

how did people here like The Outwaters? watched it alone very late last night with all the lights off which kind of felt like the ideal setting. kinda mixed on it but when it was good it was very good and while it never really scared me per se it did give me some hosed up dreams i can't quite remember.

There are some arthouse films like Skinamarink, Outwaters, Beyond the Black Rainbow, Heck, etc that you can definitely appreciate the cinematography the director tried to get across that really needed something more compelling to use all of it. I really like Mandy but couldn't really get into Outwaters just because Mandy felt like it had direction. Kind of like Eraserhead and Cabinet of Dr. Caligari versus Outwaters (unfair). They at least had something they were driving towards.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

how did people here like The Outwaters? watched it alone very late last night with all the lights off which kind of felt like the ideal setting. kinda mixed on it but when it was good it was very good and while it never really scared me per se it did give me some hosed up dreams i can't quite remember.

It owns

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this
I saw The Outwaters in the theatre and it definitely lost the audience after about ten minutes of the flashlight stuff. There were a few really good moments (the visit back home and the moment on the wing of the airplane have stuck with me) but there was way too much of him just stumbling around going "uhhgngnhghn unhn gugnnhngh what's happening ugnhngnhn" and the self-castration at the end got laughs, as did the screaming worms. It was the opposite of Skinamarink for me - Skinamarink only got more frightening the more I thought about it, while The Outwaters just kind of deflated.

Zadok Allen
Oct 9, 2023

Just watched No One Will Save You. It’s on HULU.

It’s worth the hype. An incredibly well done alien invasion movie that is smart.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
What are some horror movies that look bad or have a stupid title that are actually awesome like Hell House LLC or Last Shift

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

The Outwaters definitely couldn't match Skinamarink for me, but the two together did help me figure out that while my stance towards the trappings of the found footage subgenre could most accurately be described as "hostile," I actually quite like first-person cinema. So one benefit The Outwaters had for me was that it pretty steadily and without interruption got better as it went, as it pretty much dropped any pretense of being found footage for a purely subjective experience.

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Doltos posted:

What are some horror movies that look bad or have a stupid title that are actually awesome like Hell House LLC or Last Shift

I remember me and my friends making fun of dog soldiers for years before we actually watched it

Deadite
Aug 30, 2003

A fat guy, a watermelon, and a stack of magazines?
Family.

Doltos posted:

What are some horror movies that look bad or have a stupid title that are actually awesome like Hell House LLC or Last Shift

I think The Empty Man has a stupid title and was marketed as something other than what it turned out to be. It didn't start out strong but definitely had me glued to the screen by the end

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Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

The Empty Man is fun because it's basically an uncredited remake of The Bye Bye Man, but actually good instead of just ironically good. Anyway they both kick rear end, someone should program a double feature.

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