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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Glumwheels posted:

Gym Jordan has really strong divorced dad energy

Shut up

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2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Ol sakkman posted:

hi friends :) i will never ask for money again. i don't need it anymore! and being probed for a month sucked.

I am 21 days clean of everything !!

I live in an NA clean house with a dude 23 yrs clean and have for nearly a month. partners in rehab, i'm omw to... a different rehab. cos i started paying rent i had to delay going in, but, at the same time, because i started paying rent, i CAN delay going in with no issues

i got all the poo poo they want me to bring for myself together at least (bring ur own: bedding, toiletries, coffee, much like the streetz)

ummm australia failed to vote non-racistly while i was probed. "should the indigenous population be included in the constitution?" got a resounding NO in a referendum. cool! (may not be cool)

pretty much every day since I'm not glued to my partner in codependence leads to crisis where i have to drag myself to a meeting or call my sponsor to not go off and relapse but... I'm doing those things! it's working! it's just loving grueling. i didn't realise what a crutch he was.

one month is a whooole lotta toops. you guys just... love your tooping. my lurking came and went but i've been glued to this speakership saga

may your government never function or send money to israel again. death to israel! (oh yeah that happened)

:sotw:

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Glumwheels posted:

Gym Jordan has really strong divorced dad energy

was genuinely surprised to see his was married earlier today

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Brak, turn off the interocitor

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
happy for you saccas

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

it didn't work try again

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

lol I am imagining him with his arms straight down, fists clenched, stamping his feet and screaming in a little munchkin voice

https://twitter.com/scottwongdc/status/1715122825340555619?s=46&t=O_6ihmc-D7Z9EEE42NYBYQ

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

WrasslorMonkey posted:

lol I am imagining him with his arms straight down, fists clenched, stamping his feet and screaming in a little munchkin voice

https://twitter.com/scottwongdc/status/1715122825340555619?s=46&t=O_6ihmc-D7Z9EEE42NYBYQ

somebody get Joementum

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Mr Neelix is a delta male


oh and we watched that S1 Voyager episode the other night about how Neelix's planet got hosed up and it occurred to me that it was basically Oppenheimer except shorter and probably better

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Pooky posted:

omg the mic gain is so high you can hear him swallow :psyduck:

lol

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

hello ol salkman. time to re-up @ paypal1@Gmail.com

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

WrasslorMonkey posted:

lol I am imagining him with his arms straight down, fists clenched, stamping his feet and screaming in a little munchkin voice

https://twitter.com/scottwongdc/status/1715122825340555619?s=46&t=O_6ihmc-D7Z9EEE42NYBYQ

ouuuhhhh im a strong small boy

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
everyone agrees that when you find the empire in a video game that they're going to be the bad guys but no one ever takes that lesson into the real world. no one says "hey, video games taught me something important"

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

mdemone posted:

somebody get Joementum

I will serve but I have a simple demand: all bills must be constitutional



and I have some bad news about certain provisions of the NDAA

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
lol the trump v kamala debate is gonna be so funny

Ol sakkman
Sep 28, 2021

by Athanatos

Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

Yep haven't partooken since that post, but it really is a day at a time thing, I still think about it when I get a couple hundred bucks and bored but I've learned my triggers well

my doctor really wants to put me on medical after i stopped the benzos/lyrica for drug induced dystonia. even strict doctors will give me those for that, but i simply cannot stop eating them like skittles. for the pot, one part of me is saying ahhh drugs the other part says "boy id sure like to breathe and swallow with some level of competency" so i am conflicted

rehab wont allow any medicinal product, be it smoked/vaped/swallowed/whatever, so my current mission is wtf there must be alternatives

current plan is go to a neurologist again (last visit had me put on clonazepam) and see if there absolutely isnt some combo of non-narcotics that help me out before i look to medicinal pot. im outta my league researching the diff neurological meds and they all have wack out side effects like "this may help, it also may make everything irreversibly worse" and it turns out we see specialists for a reason

my current medication/vitamin regime fills a plastic shopping bag its getting ludicrous the amount of pills im swallowing in a desperate effort to help this problem but not touch narcotics

my sponsor had some lasting damage from a stroke so theyve said hey see my neurologist they cost x and y so thats a good looking avenue. i can hang on until i have 300 for a neuro, i couldnt hang on for 3 months+ til rehab is finished, no way

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Joementum posted:

I will serve but I have a simple demand: all bills must be constitutional



and I have some bad news about certain provisions of the NDAA

no I'm asking what happens if he resigns as speaker pro tem

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Just jerk off ten to fifteen times a day

Ol sakkman
Sep 28, 2021

by Athanatos

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Just jerk off ten to fifteen times a day

i dont think i can cut down that much im sorry

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

mdemone posted:

no I'm asking what happens if he resigns as speaker pro tem

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Just jerk off ten to fifteen times a day

*bzzzzt*

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

mdemone posted:

*bzzzzt*

don't knock it 'til you've tried it



unless...

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

DrPossum posted:

everyone agrees that when you find the empire in a video game that they're going to be the bad guys but no one ever takes that lesson into the real world. no one says "hey, video games taught me something important"

that’s not true elon musk is willfully misunderstanding deus ex

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Much more serious charges are coming Trumps way, he will brush them all aside!

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

WrasslorMonkey posted:

lol I am imagining him with his arms straight down, fists clenched, stamping his feet and screaming in a little munchkin voice

https://twitter.com/scottwongdc/status/1715122825340555619?s=46&t=O_6ihmc-D7Z9EEE42NYBYQ

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

Ol sakkman posted:

hi friends :) i will never ask for money again. i don't need it anymore! and being probed for a month sucked.

I am 21 days clean of everything !!

I live in an NA clean house with a dude 23 yrs clean and have for nearly a month. partners in rehab, i'm omw to... a different rehab. cos i started paying rent i had to delay going in, but, at the same time, because i started paying rent, i CAN delay going in with no issues

i got all the poo poo they want me to bring for myself together at least (bring ur own: bedding, toiletries, coffee, much like the streetz)

ummm australia failed to vote non-racistly while i was probed. "should the indigenous population be included in the constitution?" got a resounding NO in a referendum. cool! (may not be cool)

pretty much every day since I'm not glued to my partner in codependence leads to crisis where i have to drag myself to a meeting or call my sponsor to not go off and relapse but... I'm doing those things! it's working! it's just loving grueling. i didn't realise what a crutch he was.

one month is a whooole lotta toops. you guys just... love your tooping. my lurking came and went but i've been glued to this speakership saga

may your government never function or send money to israel again. death to israel! (oh yeah that happened)

hell yeah

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

mdemone posted:

no I'm asking what happens if he resigns as speaker pro tem

presumably they have to elect a speaker before doing anything else


honestly I’m not really sure what his actual job is right now

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

https://twitter.com/REALpunknews/status/1715140842485150019?s=20

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Joementum posted:

presumably they have to elect a speaker before doing anything else


honestly I’m not really sure what his actual job is right now

lol, and

COMES NOW lmao

edit: Congress has not existed for 15 days

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Sydney Powell is about to unleash the kraken all over Donald Trump’s face

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
back in January Gaetz agreed to support McCarthy in exchange for the ability to put a motion to vacate the Speaker on the floor whenever he wanted. that’s when this whole “Speaker pro tem” thing was cooked up since they’d need someone to fill in if the Speaker was vacated but they don’t seem to have put any thought into what that role would actually be empowered to do except preside over the election of a new Speaker

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006


lmao

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Joementum posted:

back in January Gaetz agreed to support McCarthy in exchange for the ability to put a motion to vacate the Speaker on the floor whenever he wanted. that’s when this whole “Speaker pro tem” thing was cooked up since they’d need someone to fill in if the Speaker was vacated but they don’t seem to have put any thought into what that role would actually be empowered to do except preside over the election of a new Speaker

couldn't have painted themselves into a better corner

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

mdemone posted:

edit: Congress has not existed for 15 days

honestly this is a good point and I think there’s a fair argument to be made that Biden is constitutionally empowered to dissolve Congress, which Article II allows the President to do when it’s not in session

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Joementum posted:

back in January Gaetz agreed to support McCarthy in exchange for the ability to put a motion to vacate the Speaker on the floor whenever he wanted. that’s when this whole “Speaker pro tem” thing was cooked up since they’d need someone to fill in if the Speaker was vacated but they don’t seem to have put any thought into what that role would actually be empowered to do except preside over the election of a new Speaker


I need to burn it into my mind the Precedent is set by duck-tape, napkins, and chewing gum.

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Biden sieze power!!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
like I think it’s reasonable to say there’s current a dispute over whether the House is in session and so

quote:

he may, on extraordinary Occasions, convene both Houses, or either of them, and in Case of Disagreement between them, with Respect to the Time of Adjournment, he may adjourn them to such Time as he shall think proper

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Lpzie posted:

Biden sieze power!!

Looked it up, because the house is vacant, Patty Murry is now 3rd in line, if the president and vice p. can't do their job.

https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_line_of_succession
https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patty_Murray

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

It’s Patty’s turn

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tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 357 days!

Joementum posted:

honestly this is a good point and I think there’s a fair argument to be made that Biden is constitutionally empowered to dissolve Congress, which Article II allows the President to do when it’s not in session

joe brandon abolish the air force immediately

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