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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science


milkshake deserter

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Greg Legg
Oct 6, 2004

Glumwheels posted:

He would never compare himself to Jesus, he’d claim he was super Jesus or something maybe even bigger than God.

Yet all the evangelicals would agree and worship him as they do now.

Feeding his congregation 5,000 fish delights.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

https://twitter.com/SimonMaloy/status/845380078150340610

TracerBullet
Apr 26, 2003

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.


Doctor Rope

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Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Yes… Ha Ha Ha… YES!!

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





deathbysnusnu posted:

wouldn't he just immediately be vacated?

probably, but imagine the good posting that would happen

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

WrasslorMonkey posted:

From “I cooked my first meal” to “I quit my job” in the span of what, a day?

Maybe you bit off a little more than you could chew.

lol

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Greg Legg posted:

Feeding his congregation 5,000 fish delights.

:yooge: It’s filet-o-fish

Greg Legg
Oct 6, 2004
He'll turn that water into diet coke and then it's party time.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

VideoKid posted:

I am being treated more unfairly by the radical left democrats than Jesus was by the jews romans :yooge:

This was actually something Rep Loudermilk of Georgia said in 2019!

quote:

“When Jesus was falsely accused of treason, Pontius Pilate gave Jesus the opportunity to face his accusers,” Representative Barry Loudermilk of Georgia said on the floor of the U.S. House of Representatives, saying Jesus received a fairer trial than Trump, who has been accused of abusing his power and obstructing Congress.

“During that sham trial, Pontius Pilate afforded more rights to Jesus than Democrats have afforded this president in this process,” the lawmaker added.
https://www.reuters.com/article/uk-...s-idUKKBN1YM2DT

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/laurenboebert/status/1715405987983540689

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Schmoe Cwead posted:



milkshake deserter

holy lol

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006


lol

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
Barabbas , big guy, tough guy, they let him go. I got crucified, but they let Barabbas go first - like you wouldn't believe

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON


:one:

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.



lmao

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
lmao

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

WrasslorMonkey posted:

From “I cooked my first meal” to “I quit my job” in the span of what, a day?

Maybe you bit off a little more than you could chew.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Bearjew posted:

Buddykins become a train hobo. at least then maybe you'd post interesting vlogs from the train

river hobo is also a good class. you get +1 to swimming and you start with a bunch of empty milk jugs that can be uses either for floatation OR piss

Greg Legg
Oct 6, 2004
Blessed are the dealmakers, for they shall inherit the earth. And let me tell you folks, I've made some tremendous deals.

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 368 days!

ive never seen people try to make fetch happen this hard before

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


crime fighting hog posted:

Barabbas , big guy, tough guy, they let him go. I got crucified, but they let Barabbas go first - like you wouldn't believe

and you know they have these centurions, centurions, big guys, tough guys, and one came up to me, tears in his eyes, saying sir it’s just not fair

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON


https://twitter.com/MichaelRWarren/status/1715410528586158309

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Cat put back in the bag. It's over.

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

I opened bks eyes. you're welcome

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

lol

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
pounded in the rear end by censure and suspension for my dream speaker-designate

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.



everyone's so stupid, it owns

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
ben kuck

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

TotalHell posted:

and you know they have these centurions, centurions, big guys, tough guys, and one came up to me, tears in his eyes, saying sir it’s just not fair

and then they offered me vinegar - can you believe that? vinegar. here i am on the cross, big, tall cross and folks you know it was hot that day, right? like you wouldn't believe. and they offered me vinegar

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

hurt feelings

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

https://twitter.com/Olivia_Beavers/status/1715411194603774188

Fuckin idiots. There's only eight of you, and you can't get your message straight.

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
gently caress your feelings!!!

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
triggered? heh.

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
lol that dude's name is bob good

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Louisgod posted:

lol it owns how easily these morons flip on each other

I think they wait as long as possible so that they keep the gravy train going (grift) until the last minute

Ugly Tony
May 6, 2005

It's not even Tuesday, dog
that's my congressman!

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Ragequit posted:

Lmao what in the entire world



Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Ragequit posted:

Lmao what in the entire world



two men with thick, luxurious natural hair

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Ugly Tony posted:

that's my congressman!

Jesus?

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