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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1715428400280592786 it's gonna rain, gotta beat the traffic

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

hey, no rush. just gotta pass a bill to fund the government by November 17

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Grey Fox posted:

that's right: Frank Stallone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pPBYYs0MyE

mistermojo
Jul 3, 2004

Ragequit posted:

Lmao what in the entire world



Trump is like 6’5” so its cool that Jesus is 7 feet tall

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

the man who enabled sexual abuse of boys at gyms is named gym

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

I came for the lols, I stayed for Beefy Jesus

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Mokelumne Trekka posted:

I stayed for the lols, I came for Beefy Jesus

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





mistermojo posted:

Trump is like 6’5” so its cool that Jesus is 7 feet tall

i like a tall scary god, can eat the other gods if they get up to some business

wet_goods
Jun 21, 2004

I'M BAAD!

“in secret”

the results are promptly reported to Twitter in real time

WeaponX
Jul 28, 2008



not cheesebro!

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

Mokelumne Trekka posted:

I came for the lols, I stayed for Beefy Jesus

my personal Jesus

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


it's moments like these that make me feel maybe life's worth living after all

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



gosh, wonder why they'd want to replace the statue of the guy who outlawed slavery with that

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

William Bear posted:

26 days left of funding for the federal government. Let's try to have a Speaker before November 15th, please.

lol that the last thing this government is going to do before shutting down is give $100b to Ukraine and Israel

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

Behind you! A three headed monkey!

College Slice
unironically posting ai generated images of myself on social media to make myself feel better about my ongoing trial

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1715430897367843310

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006


will you close the effin doors!

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Joementum posted:

only one person who can get all their votes

Bernie?

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

lmao fuckin loser

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Filthy Hans posted:

lol that the last thing this government is going to do before shutting down is give $100b to Ukraine and Israel

good.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://twitter.com/Olivia_Beavers/status/1715429094261706782

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




He died badly

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002


lol ok

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Filthy Hans posted:

lol that the last thing this government is going to do before shutting down is give $100b to Ukraine and Israel

I don’t think they can without electing a speaker first

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 370 days!

thats right

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
https://twitter.com/garypetersonusa/status/1715434170728562691?s=46

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



Lol

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
THE SYSTEM IS DOWN REPEAT THE SYSTEM IS DOWN

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


yasssss jerk him off qween

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

lol what a loser

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/AccountableGOP/status/1715434906833019085?s=20
:hmmyes:

TracerBullet
Apr 26, 2003

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.


Doctor Rope

Always appreciate the opportunity to bust this one out

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CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



Didn't know.it was casual tie day.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Jim Jordan man of the People

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
Did we see this because LMAO
https://www.courthousenews.com/manhattan-judge-threatens-donald-trump-with-jail-time-for-blatant-violation-of-gag-order/

MANHATTAN (CN) — The judge in Donald Trump’s fraud case threatened the former president with imprisonment on Friday after a “blatant violation” of a court-imposed gag order.

Judge Arthur Engoron discovered that Trump had never fully deleted a disparaging social media post about his court clerk, which was the reason for the Oct. 3 gag order in the first place. Trump had deleted the post from Truth Social, but it remained live on his presidential campaign site.

Earlier this month, Engoron ordered Trump to remove the post immediately and barred him from making any further disparaging posts against his staff, threatening “serious sanctions” for a violation.

“Despite this clear order, last night I learned that the subject offending post was never removed from the website DonaldJTrump.com, and in fact, had been on that website for the last 17 days,” Engoron said Friday. “I will now grant defendants the opportunity to explain why this blatant violation of the gag order should not result in serious sanctions, including financial penalties, holding Donald Trump in contempt and possibly imprisoning him.”

Engoron added that the post was finally removed from Trump’s campaign website Thursady night, but only after the court sent him an email demanding he do so.

Trump’s lead counsel, Christopher Kise, said the incident was “inadvertent” and the fault of Trump’s “large machine” of an election campaign.

“The Truth Social post, and I believe this happens with all his Truth Social Posts, they are captured and published on the website as what’s called a ICYMI email,” Kise said, explaining that the campaign team must have forgotten to delete the post from the site after the gag order was issued.

Engoron didn’t buy it.

“I will take this under advisement,” he said. “But I want to make clear that Donald Trump is still responsible for the large machine even if it is a large machine.”

Kise returned from the morning’s break with some statistics for the judge that showed how many people viewed the post on Trump’s website and accompanying email chain. He said there were roughly 25,000 people on the mailing list.

“Of that, there were 6,713 that opened the email,” Kise said.

He added that there were more than 114 million visitors to Trump’s campaign site during the time the post was live.

“However, only 3,701 viewed the posting,” Kise said.

“You and I are both becoming more tech savvy from all this,” Engoron quipped.

The data from Kise will likely factor into how severely Engoron will choose to sanction Trump. It’s unclear what that sanction will consist of, but a ruling from the judge is expected later.

On Thursday, The Daily Beast reported that the attorney general’s office flagged to the court that the post was still live on Trump’s campaign site.

The judge issued the gag order after Trump posted to Truth Social a “disparaging, untrue and personally identifying post” about his clerk earlier this month. In the post, Trump posted a photograph of the clerk, sharing her name and baselessly referring to her as the “girlfriend” of Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer.

“Schumer’s girlfriend … is running this case against me,” Trump wrote in the now-deleted post that featured a photograph of the clerk next to the New York senator. “How disgraceful! This case should be dismissed immediately!!”

Trump hasn’t explicitly acknowledged Engoron’s threat and possible sanctions against him. Seemingly, his only response thus far has been posting two illustrations on Friday to Truth Social.

In one, Trump is seen surrounded by smiling police officers. In the other, he appears to be seated in a courtroom next to Jesus Christ.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Jim Jordan has a future coaching at Penn State after he leaves congress

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Flying too close to the sun there you idiot, man she is quickly becoming one of the dumbest people in Congress.

Trump is gonna remind her who runs the show soon.

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1715431170261782731

So popular he’s well hated!

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Penn State named their new library after Joe Paterno to remind everyone that they're supposed to be quiet in there

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Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
Boy I sure am glad the democrat once again kicked the can down the road a couple months with the budget and continue the rich history of decades of hostage taking meanwhile the rest of the world has built in funding because that's what a loving government does and some even automatically just kick them all out for failing their jobs!

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