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DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

I ate the pizza, from Costco, today

# ? Oct 20, 2023 21:52

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# ? May 29, 2024 14:41

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Last trip I got a hot dog combo on the way in and a pizza on the way out.

# ? Oct 20, 2023 21:59

ShowTime: Mar 28, 2005

That's the way to do it. Little snack and a drink while you shop, top up on the way out.

# ? Oct 20, 2023 22:02

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

I have never seen this at costco before we ate it it was p good

# ? Oct 20, 2023 22:47

Hypnolobster: Apr 12, 2007; What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any.

Took my girlfriend to costco today, she revealed that she's never tried The Dog before. Got one (and a churro) to share, and then she had me go get a second one to share.

Also purchased the big pack of shin ramen (in bricks! not the cups). PBUC

# ? Oct 20, 2023 22:54

Zero VGS: Aug 16, 2002; ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE; Lipstick Apathy

bird with big dick posted:

I have never seen this at costco before we ate it it was p good

Well, it didn't come out like the photo on the wrapper, but considering your crimes against humanity, this was a relief.

Hypnolobster posted:

Took my girlfriend to costco today, she revealed that she's never tried The Dog before.

Giving your gf the hot beef injection I see

# ? Oct 20, 2023 23:19

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

u gonna dip a gray steak in that OP?

# ? Oct 20, 2023 23:22

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

I would if I�d had one at the time

# ? Oct 20, 2023 23:28

Gatts: Jan 2, 2001; Goodnight Moon; Nap Ghost

Got the global hot sauce collection

Will try this so hard

Gatts fucked around with this message at 00:46 on Oct 21, 2023

# ? Oct 21, 2023 00:43

Deathlove: Feb 20, 2003; Pillbug

Dog Faced JoJo posted:

They have it in the Chicago area, but why the hell would I get it frozen when I can get it fresh from a Buona Beef restaurant instead.

Not sure why you'd get Buona any time https://www.oakpark.com/2017/08/17/buona-bros-arrested-for-battery-against-protesters/ (thanks Chicago thread)

# ? Oct 21, 2023 01:52

Soul Dentist: Mar 17, 2009

Gatts posted:

Got the global hot sauce collection

Will try this so hard

I have bad news about the quality and variety you're in for

# ? Oct 21, 2023 02:29

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

Oh poo poo it has a recipe book

# ? Oct 21, 2023 02:33

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

im the part where like 8 bottles have the exact same consistency and color

# ? Oct 21, 2023 02:35

Gatts: Jan 2, 2001; Goodnight Moon; Nap Ghost

Soul Dentist posted:

I have bad news about the quality and variety you're in for

Had the Tunisia tonight and eh, it's not hot at all. But no worries, it did add a bit of flavor.

# ? Oct 21, 2023 02:45

DkHelmet: Jul 10, 2001; I pity the foal...

The mango smoothie is still around in SE PA. You guys had me worried there.

# ? Oct 21, 2023 02:50

Crusty Nutsack: Apr 21, 2005; SUCK LASER, COPPERS

yeah don�t ever buy those nameless hot sauce collection gift boxes from anywhere, they�re all terrible*

* does not apply to actual hot sauce places like Hot Ones or puckerbutt or el yucateco or whatever

# ? Oct 21, 2023 03:10

Space Jam: Jul 22, 2008

El Yucateco is wonderful and pretty cheap, you can order gift boxes from their website.

# ? Oct 21, 2023 03:14

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Space Jam posted:

El Yucateco

edit: oh poo poo they got jerseys for sale

# ? Oct 21, 2023 03:18

Johnny Truant: Jul 22, 2008

Chinatown posted:

edit: oh poo poo they got jerseys for sale

yoooooooooooo

# ? Oct 21, 2023 03:22

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

Chinatown posted:

edit: oh poo poo they got jerseys for sale

Does that function as a corset? I could use something like that.

# ? Oct 21, 2023 03:27

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Chinatown posted:

edit: oh poo poo they got jerseys for sale

What kind of GUY brain rocks this

# ? Oct 21, 2023 03:46

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

What kind of GUY brain rocks this

dudes who ride hella spicy in traffic like me biiiiiiiiitttcchhhh!!!!

# ? Oct 21, 2023 03:52

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

Crusty Nutsack posted:

yeah don’t ever buy those nameless hot sauce collection gift boxes from anywhere, they’re all terrible*

* does not apply to actual hot sauce places like Hot Ones or puckerbutt or el yucateco or whatever

Don't buy any gift boxes

# ? Oct 21, 2023 04:04

TrashMammal: Nov 10, 2022

grift boxes

# ? Oct 21, 2023 05:06

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Chinatown posted:

im the part where like 8 bottles have the exact same consistency and color

I tried a different variation on the package, I couldn't resist tbh, and yeah I'd give it like a 6/10 it's very vinagary, they arnt bad by any means but if you like Frank's you will get through them.

# ? Oct 21, 2023 05:09

Decedent: Dec 20, 2022; by Fluffdaddy

SirPablo posted:

Don't buy any gift boxes

I saw Johnny Walker gift box at the 'co not too long ago. I'd never tried blue, so I got it. Black is better, but the whole drat thing was good for someone who doesn't like peaty scotch.

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