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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_HnxvdeK0U

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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Sorry I meant to post the "Woman slams selfish paragliders who made her think Hamas were invading Doncaster" story but it posted another one aswell.

Posting them as a two-fer was actually better. Especially for slam discourse.

Dachshundofdoom
Feb 14, 2013

Pillbug
Rob Zombie SLAMMED in the back of his

DRAGULA

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Slam Mail
Holy Grail

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




List of Hamas enemies:

- Israel
- Doncaster
-

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
:hmmyes: death to doncaster

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004






https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/easyjet-flight-canceled-defecation-incident/index.html

Ballbot5000
Dec 13, 2008

Fabricati diem, pvnc.

Antigravitas posted:

:hmmyes: death to doncaster

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


Now just one more. You know these things come in threes

much like your dad

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Weird news headlines: because of “defecation incident”

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

"Why was the flight cancelled?"

"...poo poo happened."

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


We asked Philly’s ‘Chicken Man’ about Acme’s new salted caramel rotisserie chicken. It ‘disgusts’ him.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/CityBridgeFndn/status/1714282052584112285

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

freeedr posted:

Now just one more. You know these things come in threes

We definitely saw #2

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Amphigory posted:

"slam" is very common in British news media (tabloids) and has been for a long time

Yeah, Google "slam piece" for more info on this fascinating British tradition.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Elviscat posted:

"slam piece"

Not everything is about your mother

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Not to be confused with slam peas which is how you make them mushy.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010



Making Yle's Perennial Favourite Takes 60 Babies Per Season - Minced Meat and Condoms are Consumed

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/cnnasiapr/status/1714846333394207089

Prof. Spaceman
May 1, 2007

NOPE


Course kicked 'em out because they weren't Great Whites.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://x.com/ktvu/status/1715004989410533529?s=46&t=CBKJcBX0BD3U5HgUdsqBtw

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
God that food looks good. I don't blame him

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Milo and POTUS posted:

God that food looks good. I don't blame him

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Polish police arrest man who allegedly pretended to be a mannequin before stealing jewellery

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


https://www.threads.net/@officialdanadargos/post/CypeVv3L7Mq/?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares



Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck me, whoever is running that account is doing durable damage to their image.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


Allegedly pretended to be a mannequin.
But definitely stole the jewellery.

GrossMurpel
Apr 8, 2011

Lobok posted:

Allegedly pretended to be a mannequin.
But definitely stole the jewellery.

Definitely stole the jewellery and definitely pretended to be a mannequin.
But allegedly he did the latter before the former.

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

Potato Salad posted:

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck me, whoever is running that account is doing durable damage to their image.

And they were doing so well before this one unfortunate social media slip!

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Next up: Genghis Khan was good for the environment.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





Imagine if he tried this in the US, LOL. Skipped out on a $36 bill, now has $10,000 medical debt from the ambulance.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Times have been tough since Today's Special went off the air.

Freemason Rush Week
Apr 22, 2006

Knormal posted:

Times have been tough since Today's Special went off the air.

"hocus pocus alimagocus" i assure myself as I close my eyes and ram the restaurant's front window with my lovely flesh body

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Facebook Aunt posted:

Imagine if he tried this in the US, LOL. Skipped out on a $36 bill, now has $10,000 medical debt from the ambulance.

Ridiculous.





ther'es no way that bill would be only 36 dollars

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

GrossMurpel posted:

Definitely stole the jewellery and definitely pretended to be a mannequin.
But allegedly he did the latter before the former.

If he only pretended to be a mannequin maybe he only faked loving the ladder?

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
New college football mascot just dropped

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Get Gritty on the phone.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Giant chicken frog faces extinction due to a deadly amphibian fungus

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The MSJ
May 17, 2010

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