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Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
I still only have a PS2, Hard Drive can suck my old dick.

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ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

but like, isn't it retro?

it's close to 20 years old

The General
Mar 4, 2007


IMHO it'll never be retro. It's the start of the modern era of videogames and unless something crazy happens, I don't see that changing anytime soon.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

The General posted:

IMHO it'll never be retro. It's the start of the modern era of videogames and unless something crazy happens, I don't see that changing anytime soon.

that started in the early 80s after the first video game crash

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Negative.

PS3 is designed to be online, offers robust media center solutions, and IMHO the PS3/360 era graphics/performance is top notch.

Since then all we've really done is increase graphics fidelity for no real gain other than the profits of graphic card makers. I know some people care about every individual blade of grass blowing in the wind, but it really doesn't matter to me.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.
brown and grey UE3 games struggling to load textures in while running at approximately 12fps is peak, it's true

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

The General posted:

Negative.

PS3 is designed to be online, offers robust media center solutions, and IMHO the PS3/360 era graphics/performance is top notch.

Since then all we've really done is increase graphics fidelity for no real gain other than the profits of graphic card makers. I know some people care about every individual blade of grass blowing in the wind, but it really doesn't matter to me.

ps3 didn't invent online gaming

and graphics have been good enough since the 80s

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Online oriented design, robust media center, and high fidelity graphics? Indeed, I also love the original Xbox.

don Jaime
Apr 3, 2004

I always enjoy 1st Taste at Cum Park Plaza.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

ChubbyChecker posted:

and graphics have been good enough since the 80s

I still play rogue and nethack, tilesets are an indulgence and everything beyond it a sin

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Grassy Knowles posted:

I still play rogue and nethack, tilesets are an indulgence and everything beyond it a sin

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




I still remember the rapturous reviews for Alone in the Dark (1992). The graphics are so realistic, how can anything ever be better than this?





Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Facebook Aunt posted:

I still remember the rapturous reviews for Alone in the Dark (1992). The graphics are so realistic, how can anything ever be better than this?







God God; thought I was looking at the Leper's Colony for a second.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Facebook Aunt posted:

I still remember the rapturous reviews for Alone in the Dark (1992). The graphics are so realistic, how can anything ever be better than this?







art

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



LOL at M2

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Was Mario originally a New York landlord?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
No, he's a plumber

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Phlegmish posted:

Was Mario originally a New York landlord?

No, but he was named after Mario Segale, a real estate guy in NYC who owned a building that Nintendo rented.

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



The General posted:

IMHO it'll never be retro. It's the start of the modern era of videogames and unless something crazy happens, I don't see that changing anytime soon.
:hmmyes:

Things can be old* without being retro. PS3 games don't, like, look or play significantly different from PS4 or 5 games, they just have fewer polygons/shaders/enemies on screen/etc. For something to be retro it needs to have a separate appeal from current stuff.

Can't be retro if it never left style in the first place.



Facebook Aunt posted:

I still remember the rapturous reviews for Alone in the Dark (1992). The graphics are so realistic, how can anything ever be better than this?






Like, this is retro... to... some people :gonk:, but like. Grand Theft Auto 5 is not "Retro" compared to *googles "playstation 3 gta"* ... uh, Grand Theft Auto 5 okay bad example

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

up to 1970: ancient
1970 - 1980: vintage
1980 - 1990: classic
1990 - 2000: retro
2000 - 2010: early modern
2010 - now: modern

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

FFT posted:

up to 1970: ancient
1970 - 1980: vintage
1980 - 1990: classic
1990 - 2000: retro
2000 - 2010: early modern
2010 - now: modern

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

It's amazing how all of those games are ubiquitous but only one isn't bad.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Breetai posted:

It's amazing how all of those games are ubiquitous but only one isn't bad.

careful, people don’t like it when you point out that Bioshock infinite was good

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Asteroids is far & away, still my favorite. Breakout was a ton of fun. Galaga was fabulous.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Rockman Reserve posted:

careful, people don’t like it when you point out that Bioshock infinite was good
The good game on that list is Portal, I will die on this hill :colbert:

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp
I know it's intentionally a troll image, but I'm annoyed that there's only one year separating several of the "ancient gamer" and "old school" games (Angry Birds, MW2, and LoL debuted in 2009, one year after Fallout 3 was released), and one of the "new school" games was released the same year as an "old school" game (Clash of Clans and Black Ops 2 releasing in 2012). Is it too much to ask for consistency in my dumb internet jokes?? :argh:

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Pfft dumbbutt there's a world of difference between us 6th graders and those loser 5th graders

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

FFT posted:

up to 1970: ancient
1970 - 1980: vintage
1980 - 1990: classic
1990 - 2000: retro
2000 - 2010: early modern
2010 - now: modern

surely the 2020s should be "Contemporary"

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
DONT MESS WITH US

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Sally posted:

surely the 2020s should be "Contemporary"

its postmodern

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

the 17-year-old ps3 has counted as a retro console on this very site for months now

it’s old as poo poo and most of the games aged like milk

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
Haze is now a retro game

Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe

Killer robot posted:

Same and I'm in the east. Here it's all Wegmans and Apple Cabin.

I figured you’d have Food Mommy and Obelisk.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Army of Two was retro the day it came out (fifteen years ago)

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
Obelisk Market hasn't been the same since the government made them give the obelisks back to Egypt

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

i grew up in ohio and they only had one big state run grocery called Food and it was the only place to get “sundries”. i didnt think it was strange at the time that everything had black packaging with white impact labeling until i was smuggled out past the border guards into the indiana territory and saw brands at a walmart. i discuss this often in my ohio survivors group therapy sessions

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Capt.Whorebags
Jan 10, 2005

Laserjet 4P posted:

I figured you’d have Food Mommy and Obelisk.



Last time this was posted some Goon said "We never used to have Obelisk Market but now I'm seeing their ziggurats everwhere" and I find that insanely funny for some reason.

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