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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

crime fighting hog posted:

I think Bill Hicks had a joke about if Jesus comes back you think he'd ever wanna see another loving cross

the next joke about wearing a rifle pendant up to Jackie O'Nassis, lol

"just thinking about John, we miss him"

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El Palo Mota
Aug 5, 2009
https://x.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1716516921326145918?s=20

mags
May 30, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 18 hours!

Lladre posted:

I hope Desantis is not sleeping at night knowing he's ruined his entire career.

He probably sleeps like a baby because these raging narcissists can't see anything bad about themselves.

he’s too hungwy for power to sleep

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Joementum posted:

He's no messiah, folks. Jesus is a MESS!!

i like messiahs who dont get crucified

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
if a stranger asks for your coat, get him outta here!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
*rolling back the stone from the tomb entrance*


folks, jesus................ has gone WOKE!

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888

lol

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

British people keep violating the law supporting Palestine in public. They are being suspended from work, losing their jobs, and being visited by cops. Effectively illegal. Germany is very likely even worse right now

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

🍕 ( )*( )

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
jesus take the Deal

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
Jesus would last like a week as republican speaker, tops

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/149220720461873153

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
my Crimbus trees say "Jesus" with a robot voice every 17 minutes

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
Cum

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/595410681828093952

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

TROOF

MOMENTS AWAY: President Trump to speak in Derry, New Hampshire

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

TROOF


Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

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2m
Join me LIVE in New Hampshire!

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

Glumwheels posted:

A couple recruiters have reached out to us for jobs in Florida and they’re so funny. They can’t find anyone to work for them, her wonder why?

Homeowners insurance is 900% more expensive there, people are fleeing the state, and it’s been taken over by the far right and its fascist pudding finger mini-dictator.

What sort of jobs? I could use a change of pace.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

depending on your age, there will not be a world to retire to

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



Lol

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

this would own tbh

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Lladre posted:

What sort of jobs? I could use a change of pace.

Lmao don't come here my 1/1 540sqft apartment just went up to $2730/mo

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

That would be seriously haram so it is very unlikely to happen

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Spaced God posted:

Lmao don't come here my 1/1 540sqft apartment just went up to $2730/mo

So u admit u live in Miami

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

Spaced God posted:

Lmao don't come here my 1/1 540sqft apartment just went up to $2730/mo

It's nuts.

We have a semi-homeless friend of the missuses staying with us as they try to find a place to live. And yeah. She's not gonna find anything.
Everywhere wants you to show 3x 4x whatever the local lot or HOA fee is.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



titty_baby_ posted:

So u admit u live in Miami

Did the posts where I said I lived in Miami give it away?

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

vote

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1716530821157249063

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


jfc alberta

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/MeidasTouch/status/1716540358086267190?s=20

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Three US bases in Syria droned within the last hour. :ohdear:

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
voting is what got us into this mess

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

lmao

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Joementum posted:

Three US bases in Syria droned within the last hour. :ohdear:

We have bases in Syria?

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Good Citizen posted:

Jesus would last like a week as republican speaker, tops

funny how one of the last republican speakers met the pope then immediately quit politics to invest in weed dispensaries

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Spaced God posted:

Did the posts where I said I lived in Miami give it away?

I must have missed those while I was updating the spreadsheet

drowningidiot
Sep 27, 2014

Jesus came to Mar-a-Lago 3 nights in a row around Easter, and insisted on being speaker of the house. He was bleeding badly from a crucifixion. I said yes!

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

PostNouveau posted:

We have bases in Syria?

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1187708411309375488

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

Joementum posted:

Three US bases in Syria droned within the last hour. :ohdear:

are the golf courses okay?

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Arms_Akimbo
Sep 29, 2006

It's so damn...literal.

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