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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012



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Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Bearjew posted:

buddkyins was 8 years old then

his gf wasn't even born yet

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

CaptainBeefart posted:

The guy who just won the DC Credit Union Employee of the Month award?

he had the most loan applications easily

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/garyhphillips/status/1716924949037007279?s=46

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
buddykins was born in one of those old Walmart bins full of discarded shareware cd-roms

some say he never grew up, and that sometimes you can hear him crying and posting late into the night... "peepee, poopoo"

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

what the gently caress are the Republicans doing, now it's honestly embarrassing by proxy

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://twitter.com/bresreports/status/1716923446268178817

lol being a congress critter isn’t a career

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden

mdemone posted:

what the gently caress are the Republicans doing, now it's honestly embarrassing by proxy

It's called governing

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

I propose Don Jr as speaker. Makes Never Trumpers happy because he isn't Trump, makes Trumpers happy because he is a Trump

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

gently caress you

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Ben Nerevarine posted:

buddykins was born in one of those old Walmart bins full of discarded shareware cd-roms

some say he never grew up, and that sometimes you can hear him crying and posting late into the night... "peepee, poopoo"

this explains how he knows about so many old games from the 80s

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


everyone got a hand on the failure ball so now it's time to try for real

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/visegrad24/status/1716921665207320694
lol all singles

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

crime fighting hog posted:

emmer today gone tomorrow

remember how the little bunny foo foo song is just a setup for a pun joke.


we’ve come a long way…or maybe not????

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Bethamphetamine posted:


Colleen Fahert


heh

clean fart

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy

Joementum posted:

1. hamburger party
2. trump gets covid
3. jan 6th

4. the night he was elected

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Joementum posted:

1. hamburger party
2. trump gets covid
3. jan 6th

i also fondly remember at the beginning of all the mueller stuff when a clearly drunk and panicking steve nunberg went on a relay race through network news interviews to talk about how hosed he was

Boob Cop
Jan 1, 2023

UFOTacoMan posted:

wow you must have improved a great deal since the last time I saw you playing deez

I am not familiar with that instrument?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Ham Cheeks posted:

4. the night he was elected

I have zero memory of that night

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
After the World Trade Center was tragically attacked, my dreams of being a pilot were cut short.

But I did what I had to do – including hog posting – to purchase my first Wendy’s in 1997.

Today, I am honored to represent #NIGHTKREW in the U.S. Congress.

Never EVER give up.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

hog farming to hog feeding: the american dream

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

Joementum posted:

I have zero memory of that night

You don't remember the neeeeeedle?

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Boob Cop posted:

I am not familiar with that instrument?

Nut gonna play along, huh?

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Pooky posted:

lol all singles

lol now mr beasts turn

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Fix posted:

You don't remember the neeeeeedle?

no. after about 4pm my memory is a total blank.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
lol

https://twitter.com/repsantosny03/status/1716917346068299995?s=46

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

I have absolutely no memory of the night trump was elected until I looked at my phone at 6am before going to work hungover

vaguely remember needle lols until they became needle woes

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
Santos
*click*

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Trumps not gonnna like that

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy
Trump out here killing people while sitting in court. He’s unstoppable.

https://twitter.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1716936436195512590?s=46&t=EdcrR5gNtvGhprFQKf8Bmg

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

Joementum posted:

1. hamburger party
2. trump gets covid
3. jan 6th

this is the correct ranking btw except I'd like to include 2a. Zooted Bisexual Trump

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Ragequit posted:

Trump out here killing people while sitting in court. He’s unstoppable.

https://twitter.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1716936436195512590?s=46&t=EdcrR5gNtvGhprFQKf8Bmg

much like classification, he can kill with his mind

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Jon Irenicus posted:

I have absolutely no memory of the night trump was elected until I looked at my phone at 6am before going to work hungover

vaguely remember needle lols until they became needle woes

I woke up and said “holy poo poo he did it” and then I threw up

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

Jon Irenicus posted:

I have absolutely no memory of the night trump was elected until I looked at my phone at 6am before going to work hungover

vaguely remember needle lols until they became needle woes

POST YOUR MAP

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

Joementum posted:

I woke up and said “holy poo poo he did it” and then I threw up

same

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

Joementum posted:

I woke up and said “holy poo poo he did it” and then I threw up

This except I also mentally reckoned with the fact that Bill Mitchel was right.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Ragequit posted:

Trump out here killing people while sitting in court. He’s unstoppable.

https://twitter.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1716936436195512590?s=46&t=EdcrR5gNtvGhprFQKf8Bmg

he could kill someone in the middle of a courtroom and not lose any supporters

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/1716921278354030639

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limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
I do remember trump election night

my girlfriend at the time started crying and my roommate walked in with a bottle of rumplemintz in hand and said “all the same to me”

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