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Johnny Five-Jaces posted:good, gently caress off back to whatever coastie hellhole you're in and stay there the south is a shithole OP, just like the rest of america
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Johnny Five-Jaces posted:good, gently caress off back to whatever coastie hellhole you're in and stay there Leftism is when you want to go somewhere so hot they need ceiling fans on their porches
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i say swears online posted:can't wait until west coast tech companies relocate all y'all to dallas My employer is relocating its hq from Seattle to Durham, which isn’t nearly as dire as Dallas but still lol yeah it’s coming, everything on the west coast got too expensive and the party is over Guess I’ll be job hunting when they decide to finally end remote work
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BONGHITZ posted:southerners are very easily upset
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the smoothest president we never had
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Apraxin posted:the smoothest president we never had 
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Mr Hootington posted:https://twitter.com/RealHeathcliffs/status/1716859319742791819?t=JtHgh6AXEtQ587C2h_lJpA&s=19 
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HashtagGirlboss posted:My employer is relocating its hq from Seattle to Durham, which isn’t nearly as dire as Dallas but still lol yeah it’s coming, everything on the west coast got too expensive and the party is over I live in Durham, tell them I said no things are already too expensive here
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BasicLich posted:found on the waffleimages archive Jesus christ lol
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BasicLich posted:found on the waffleimages archive https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wounded_Knee_Occupation
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BasicLich posted:found on the waffleimages archive 
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why did he make this one all piss colored
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Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:why did he make this one all piss colored ait pissed on it before he scanned
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I'm ready for both sides being "Israel is bad" and "men are bad"
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galactic brain : Hamas is bad... because it's full of men...
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:ait pissed on it before he scanned his posts are slowly fading into the background, just less metaphorically this time
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Five things that sucked about Lord of the Rings. 1. It didn't have Lo Pan in it.That's right. I'm talking about the perpetuator of rear end kicking himself, Lo Pan from Big Trouble in Little China: one of the best movies ever made. Lo Pan, for those of you who are adept at depriving yourselves of things that rule, is an evil war lord cursed to roam the world in spirit form. Basically he runs around stomping people's holes who piss him off (which happens to be everyone). Lo Pan doesn't take poo poo from anyone; exactly the kind of character Lord of the Rings needed. If I directed the movie, I'd have casted Lo Pan as the lead, instead of that pussy Frodo. With Lo Pan in the movie, it would have been about 5 minutes long: first scene would have been Lo Pan ruining everyone's poo poo, killing all the babies and then spiking midgets off the ground. Oh man.  2. Not enough lesbians. In fact, there weren't any.So I paid $7 to see a movie with really high acclaim and great reviews; surely it was reasonable to assume that a movie of such supposedly high caliber must have lesbians in it. Expecting a solid two hours of lesbian mud wrestling, I was rendered impotent by chunky midgets with hairy feet instead. What the hell? I'm not the only one who feels the lack of lesbians hurt the movie overall. In fact, I overheard a lady behind me whispering to her boyfriend "no lesbians? this is bullshit!" I want my 8 hours of my life back. Which leads me to my next point...  3. The movie was actually longer than the book (go figure).In the time it took to watch this movie, I could have read the book, filed my tax return, proved the Riemann Zeta hypothesis and still had time to write a page about how boring the movie was. This is a picture of me during the movie that my friend took; this movie was so boring that I turned into a middle-aged black woman when I fell asleep. drat. It seems like every time some long-rear end boring movie comes out, everyone gives it rave reviews (except for that dog poo poo Water World, not that I've seen it rear end in a top hat). If this movie was any longer, it might have even been a contender for the longest movie ever made: Brave Heart. I have the attention span of a Fox News reporter when it comes to watching movies, and I was bored to tears near the end, and at the beginning... and during the middle part.  4. The king of Fairies was accidentally miscast as the king of men.King of men my rear end. This chump change was pissing me off left and right during the movie. "I'm afraid of the temptation.. I'm afraid... boo hoo, I'm a sissy boy, don't give me the ring, I might start wetting the bed again." What a pussy. If there was an Ogre about to kick my rear end, which is impossible to imagine because I'm so tough that I can rip a phone book in half with my eye lids, I wouldn't let this nancy defend me. "Piss off Fairy King, I'd rather die."  5. It didn't have the Gandalf pimping scene in it.Am I the only one who noticed that the entire Gandalf pimping scene was missing from the movie? I'm talking about the scene in which Gandalf happens across a magic crate full of enchanted pimp armor. The armor renders the wearer into a super-suave womanizing sex machine. After Gandalf discovers the magic garments, he journeys to the land of the golden shower on a pilgrimage of self-discovery to unleash the true power of his staff. During his quest, he's accompanied by his friend from the east side, Cop Killa. Together they bring down the law and clean house on an illegal pimping monopoly which dominates the market of fine Hobbit bitches in Hobbitville. 2,072,741 people died of boredom while watching Lord of the Rings.
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    Another crappy movie getting rave reviews. Unbelievable. The best thing about this movie was the score at the beginning during the credits, and only because the composer, James Newton Howard, ripped off Shostakovich's Chamber Symphony Op. 110a (check it out, Shostakovich's work is much cooler and often plagiarized in Hollywood; for more on plagiarized sound tracks, see the score to "Psycho"). This movie wouldn't have been so bad if it actually went somewhere. It was like a porno with no money shot. One of those slow motion soft-core Showtime specials that start out as being mediocre detective melodrama, but you keep watching any way because it's starring Shannon Tweed and you know there's going to be a shower scene but you know it's going to suck because some dude inevitably comes in and starts man handling her and the camera man does nothing but zoom up on his rear end. That's exactly what "Signs" is like: the camera man zooming up on some guy's rear end for two hours. Don't see "Signs." 1,406,232 people who saw "Signs" and loved it changed their minds after reading this review.
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Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:why did he make this one all piss colored Clean off your monitor
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