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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
sick as a dog and hopped up on Dayquil. thinking about meeting up with the Hat Man

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DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Good Citizen posted:

wishing him a happy worst job on the planet

rude

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

quote:

On Wednesday, the former crypto billionaire’s attorneys announced that Sam Bankman-Fried will testify in his own defense, perhaps as soon as Thursday. Several legal experts told The Daily Beast the idea is a massive gamble that could potentially seal his fate and send him to prison for the rest of his life.

too much content all at once

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Bethamphetamine posted:

too much content all at once

lmao that’s gonna rock

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009


who the gently caress is that?

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

BIG NEWS! the lawyer trump paid to lie for him ADMITTED HE LIED!

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/RepBoebert/status/1717244844257456389

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

Bethamphetamine posted:

too much content all at once

lmao

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

handjob time

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

CODChimera posted:

who the gently caress is that?

https://twitter.com/visegrad24/status/1717236938800091238

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

i guess it's tradition to get a little hj when you get the speaker job?

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

imagine the smell

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

titty_baby_ posted:

At least my gf will probably get her raise now

MY GIRLFRIEND lol

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

DrPossum posted:

i guess it's tradition to get a little hj when you get the speaker job?

Nah she'll give him a speaker job

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Qurnah posted:

handjob time

anyone can be a job creator

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


good news ??

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

DrPossum posted:

i guess it's tradition to get a little hj when you get the speaker job?

sure is (hitlerjugend)

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Schmoe Cwead posted:

lol getting applauded for eating poo poo with a smile

it's not as easy as you think

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

euphronius posted:

good news ??

welcome to the republican party

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
I can't believe how excited I am for the Johnson! Speakership!

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



we don't need any of johnson's Beetlejuice itt

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Qurnah posted:

welcome to the republican party

ty

u are very polite

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Nah she'll give him a speaker job

Stfu

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Everyone is being a tad gross

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

CODChimera posted:

who the gently caress is that?

Seen as an ideological member of the Christian Right faction of the party, Johnson was first elected to Congress in 2016.

He holds a disturbing stance on LGBTQ+ rights and has voted for some of the most regressive bills to be put before Congress.

He has also held a leadership position within the Southern Baptist Convention – part of an ultra-conservative, anti-LGBTQ+ Church.

In October 2022, Johnson, 51, introduced a measure that aimed to widen the scope of Florida’s much-criticised Don’t Say Gay law to cover the entire United States.

The measure sought to ban the use of federal money being used to teach children under 10 about the LGBTQ+ community.

In July, at a hearing on transgender youth, he said that “a parent has no right to sexually transition a young child”.

In 2004, as a constitutional law attorney, he won a unanimous vote in front of the state supreme court while defending the Louisiana Marriage Amendment, to “protect marriage as the union of a man and a woman”.

Johnson also campaigned for the overturning of Roe v Wade in 2022, referring to the ruling as “giving constitutional cover to the elective killing of unborn children in America.”

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

a.low energy

Sad!

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Can't lick our Johnson.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

he sounds like a normal oreublica.

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

Bethamphetamine posted:

Seen as an ideological member of the Christian Right faction of the party, Johnson was first elected to Congress in 2016.

He holds a disturbing stance on LGBTQ+ rights and has voted for some of the most regressive bills to be put before Congress.

He has also held a leadership position within the Southern Baptist Convention – part of an ultra-conservative, anti-LGBTQ+ Church.

In October 2022, Johnson, 51, introduced a measure that aimed to widen the scope of Florida’s much-criticised Don’t Say Gay law to cover the entire United States.

The measure sought to ban the use of federal money being used to teach children under 10 about the LGBTQ+ community.

In July, at a hearing on transgender youth, he said that “a parent has no right to sexually transition a young child”.

In 2004, as a constitutional law attorney, he won a unanimous vote in front of the state supreme court while defending the Louisiana Marriage Amendment, to “protect marriage as the union of a man and a woman”.

Johnson also campaigned for the overturning of Roe v Wade in 2022, referring to the ruling as “giving constitutional cover to the elective killing of unborn children in America.”

finally, the moderate compromise we’ve been waiting for

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


VideoKid posted:

does this violate her pleas deal? it seems like it should

In a world where the judiciary weren't completely on her and Trump's side and mostly pretending to go through the motions of justice, probably

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/themacrostory/status/1717244915573576083
neat

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

RealityWarCriminal posted:

Can't lick our Johnson.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Ben Nerevarine posted:

sick as a dog and hopped up on Dayquil. thinking about meeting up with the Hat Man

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


reminder that a big factor in the Weimar Republic being done away with is that the judiciary was largely made up of imperial German holdovers who were not sympathetic to the idea of a republic

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



finally a republican that can be honest about isreal

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888

shes just mashing it

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002


ok lets hear him out

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1717040731276099784
lol so obscene

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

I swear I recognize this guy from somewhere

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Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


hard to believe the republicans gave an insane nazi the speakership

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