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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Deep Glove Bruno posted:

i just want somebody making a bunch of easily adjusted/converted drivetrain kits of various dimensions you and your idiot friend who has tools could stick in any dumbass car.

i want an electric leyland mini. electric saab sonett III. electric fuckin... 1978 toyota hilux long bed.

all that poo poo without having to pay some conversion specialist a year's worth of labor cost.

lol good fuckin luck

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Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

MrQwerty posted:

yeah they also cost the modern equivalent of $100k when they were new lol

best looking generation of Ranger ever made though, cybertruck has nothing on the 1998-2011 Ranger/Mazda B-series

I am biased, though

Pre-tacoma Toyota pickup :colbert:

E:

Deep Glove Bruno posted:

electric fuckin... 1978 toyota hilux long bed.

:gizz:

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Outrail posted:

Pre-tacoma Toyota pickup :colbert:

my first car was an 84 with a camper, tan. I loved the poo poo out of that thing and was very pissed when a lady cut me off with 1' and slammed her brakes on a 55mph street at the steepest downhill grade, and I got hosed over it

they totaled her new camry because the bumper was scuffed, the tail light cracked, and the trunk didn't open and close right anymore; I had to eat getting dropped from my insurance after the radiator was smashed to poo poo, the wheel well on the driver's side was contacting the tire and parts connected to the engine were definitely driven into the block

MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 23:56 on Oct 28, 2023

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

In defence of phonemotes, I visited my sister in law this weekend and was able to use their tv with my phone and the more remote hasn’t been seen in months

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
When I hit the down-volume on my sound bar remote, the lights in my apartment change color. When I hit the up-volume, they shut off :\

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Smart phones were a mistake.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

LividLiquid posted:

Smart phones were a mistake.

Do you use the sa app?

Canine Blues Arooo
Jan 7, 2008

when you think about it...i'm the first girl you ever spent the night with

Grimey Drawer

LividLiquid posted:

Smart phones were a mistake.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
I stayed in a vacation rental, huge house, almost the whole place tied into this sound system with speakers in every room and all these niches in the walls where you could plug in your ipod

Just your original ipod from the early 2000's. Not anything else. So mostly fuckin useless

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Professor Shark posted:

Do you use the sa app?

I do and

LividLiquid posted:

Smart phones were a mistake.

Triikan
Feb 23, 2007
Most Loved

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

I stayed in a vacation rental, huge house, almost the whole place tied into this sound system with speakers in every room and all these niches in the walls where you could plug in your ipod

Just your original ipod from the early 2000's. Not anything else. So mostly fuckin useless

They have various adapters to change 30 pin adapters into other things, including Bluetooth and 3.5mm plugs.

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

I stayed in a vacation rental, huge house, almost the whole place tied into this sound system with speakers in every room and all these niches in the walls where you could plug in your ipod

Just your original ipod from the early 2000's. Not anything else. So mostly fuckin useless

Wait, we're talking the iPod connector, right? Effectively, iPod docks were embedded in all the walls. That's fantastic.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Do you really think technology could rapidly evolve and render our investment useless? Come on dude.

Armacham
Mar 3, 2007

Then brothers in war, to the skirmish must we hence! Shall we hence?
Every hotel has an alarm clock with an iPod/phone dock but it's always whatever phone you don't have or the wrong generation.

Rain Brain
Dec 15, 2006

in ghostlier demarcations, keener sounds
My local drug store, a Rite Aid, has started locking up the loving toothpaste. There's now a button in the toothpaste aisle that when pressed, supposedly, will summon someone to open them. This might be a sufficient solution to the apparent problem of roving gangs of toothpaste thieves plaguing my bougie rear end neighborhood if Rite Aid didn't also understaff their stores so that there were only ever two people in the entire place - one in the pharmacy, one behind the register. I was buying the travel size versions, apparently theft proof since they're stored in the open, but other people cotton on'd to this so now they're sold out. Toothpaste acquisition shoudn't be this hard.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Rain Brain posted:

My local drug store, a Rite Aid, has started locking up the loving toothpaste. There's now a button in the toothpaste aisle that when pressed, supposedly, will summon someone to open them. This might be a sufficient solution to the apparent problem of roving gangs of toothpaste thieves plaguing my bougie rear end neighborhood if Rite Aid didn't also understaff their stores so that there were only ever two people in the entire place - one in the pharmacy, one behind the register. I was buying the travel size versions, apparently theft proof since they're stored in the open, but other people cotton on'd to this so now they're sold out. Toothpaste acquisition shoudn't be this hard.

every store within a 2 mile radius of my house does this and has been doing this for years :)

don't try to buy toiletries after 8PM if you live in the hood, cuz the whole area is locked up! You can try the store that's 4-5 miles away and closes at 9, though.

Rain Brain
Dec 15, 2006

in ghostlier demarcations, keener sounds
I mean it's a step up from my old CVS in Brooklyn, which locked up the Snapple case. It's just that like... if poo poo is this bad just close the store. Give up. It's not worth it. Stop taunting me with toothpaste I can never have.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Rain Brain posted:

I mean it's a step up from my old CVS in Brooklyn, which locked up the Snapple case. It's just that like... if poo poo is this bad just close the store. Give up. It's not worth it. Stop taunting me with toothpaste I can never have.

being an essential worker on nightshifts through the actual COVID response and then realizing that society just decided you don't exist anymore was very interesting

not saying that's what toiletry cages in the hood are, just an interjection

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

What did people do before plastic? When did the majority of products at the grocery store switch over?

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Deep Glove Bruno posted:

i just want somebody making a bunch of easily adjusted/converted drivetrain kits of various dimensions you and your idiot friend who has tools could stick in any dumbass car.

i want an electric leyland mini. electric saab sonett III. electric fuckin... 1978 toyota hilux long bed.

all that poo poo without having to pay some conversion specialist a year's worth of labor cost.

There's a burgeoning cottage industry of drop-in conversions for Volkswagen stuff. Ya know, if you're cool rolling around with 15kw of lithium batteries in a car without airbags or antilock brakes :stare:


redshirt posted:

What did people do before plastic? When did the majority of products at the grocery store switch over?

waxed paper and canvas bags, and I'm pretty sure plastic packaging is what enabled the invention of the modern grocery store. Buying all your foodstuff in one place is an extremely new, extremely North American thing

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Vampire Panties posted:

There's a burgeoning cottage industry of drop-in conversions for Volkswagen stuff. Ya know, if you're cool rolling around with 15kw of lithium batteries in a car without airbags or antilock brakes :stare:

"I want drop-in ICE to EV conversions for every car that a couple dudes can do in a day" is on the same level of demand as "I wanna fuckin ride a unicorn through a cloud while both me and the unicorn poo poo rainbows and then a pegasus flies in front of us"

Ne Cede Malis
Aug 30, 2008

MrQwerty posted:

"I want drop-in ICE to EV conversions for every car that a couple dudes can do in a day" is on the same level of demand as "I wanna fuckin ride a unicorn through a cloud while both me and the unicorn poo poo rainbows and then a pegasus flies in front of us"

I mean they have that already :catdrugs:

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Ne Cede Malis posted:

I mean they have that already :catdrugs:

listen, I love doing drugs,

wiring harnesses and physical modifications to the cars take a while, and there's no amount of WELL JUST DO IT that's gonna make drop-in kits for ICE->EVs, especially with the massive weight gain from the process

humpthewind
Jan 8, 2007

Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

MrQwerty posted:

listen, I love doing drugs,

wiring harnesses and physical modifications to the cars take a while, and there's no amount of WELL JUST DO IT that's gonna make drop-in kits for ICE->EVs, especially with the massive weight gain from the process

Not with that attitude

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

MrQwerty posted:

every store within a 2 mile radius of my house does this and has been doing this for years :)

don't try to buy toiletries after 8PM if you live in the hood, cuz the whole area is locked up! You can try the store that's 4-5 miles away and closes at 9, though.

gently caress CVS, walgreens, duane reede or any other of the big stores that lock up their poo poo and treat their customers like criminals.

All of the small pharmacies in the exact same neighborhoods just have their toothpaste and deodorant out on the shelves and not behind plastic. I'll just shop at those instead.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Atopian posted:

Am I and the other person saying "use your loving phone as a remote" invisible?

Why does anyone tolerate collecting a pile of single-use controllers in tyool2023 when almost everyone carries around a general purpose computer in their pocket?

Edit: "Oh poo poo my horse is acting up! Maybe it's angry that it has to share stable space with my Ferrari!"
Man what.

I use a Logitech Harmony. It's not a perfect solution but it's pretty nice once you've got it all set up.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Rain Brain posted:

My local drug store, a Rite Aid, has started locking up the loving toothpaste. There's now a button in the toothpaste aisle that when pressed, supposedly, will summon someone to open them. This might be a sufficient solution to the apparent problem of roving gangs of toothpaste thieves plaguing my bougie rear end neighborhood if Rite Aid didn't also understaff their stores so that there were only ever two people in the entire place - one in the pharmacy, one behind the register. I was buying the travel size versions, apparently theft proof since they're stored in the open, but other people cotton on'd to this so now they're sold out. Toothpaste acquisition shoudn't be this hard.

u gotta start popping the locks on the cabinets before bringing the goods up to the front, paying, and leaving

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

MrQwerty posted:

listen, I love doing drugs,

wiring harnesses and physical modifications to the cars take a while, and there's no amount of WELL JUST DO IT that's gonna make drop-in kits for ICE->EVs, especially with the massive weight gain from the process

Seems like a skill issue, to me

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Professor Shark posted:

Do you use the sa app?

What does SA have to do with anything smart?

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

doctorfrog posted:

Wait, we're talking the iPod connector, right? Effectively, iPod docks were embedded in all the walls. That's fantastic.

Yes even if there is a connecting cable it doesn't abnegate the fact that there was a purpose built niche in every room designed only for the first Gen ipod

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang

MrQwerty posted:

"I want drop-in ICE to EV conversions for every car that a couple dudes can do in a day" is on the same level of demand as "I wanna fuckin ride a unicorn through a cloud while both me and the unicorn poo poo rainbows and then a pegasus flies in front of us"

i'm not talking a weekend thing, but doable at home like the medium term projects my dumb friends did (engine swaps, summer rebuilds of old cars) instead of the only option being a pro garage 100 thousand dollars job

basically,

humpthewind posted:

Not with that attitude

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

I miss when UIs used words instead of icons. Sure gears are settings hamburger is menu but some are just cryptic.

edit: Also those are only some what acceptable because they're frequently used.

Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 23:49 on Oct 29, 2023

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Danny Devito is Dorgle

w00tmonger
Mar 9, 2011

F-F-FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS

Everything that would have been an app is a website lately.

No great way to pin a site to access it consistently on my phone,so I'm constantly digging through tabs to find something I want to access multiple times a day

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

You can make a website bookmark a button like an app

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
I think that was literally the first feature on iPhone 1.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

w00tmonger posted:

Everything that would have been an app is a website lately.

No great way to pin a site to access it consistently on my phone,so I'm constantly digging through tabs to find something I want to access multiple times a day

That sounds like the opposite of reality. Everything that I access through browser is desperately trying to get me to install an app through incessant pop-ups and enshittification of their own website. But they'll put me in the cold, cold ground before I install an app

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

withak posted:

I think that was literally the first feature on iPhone 1.

It was literally how Steve Jobs envisioned third-party apps would work on the iPhone - everyone would write web apps that would just be pinned to the home screen. He had to be talked into the App Store.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Blue Moonlight posted:

It was literally how Steve Jobs envisioned third-party apps would work on the iPhone - everyone would write web apps that would just be pinned to the home screen. He had to be talked into the App Store.

LISTEN STEVE, what if we had a SECOND INTERNET that WE CONTROLLED. It's our LAST CHANCE

The only person ever in the tech sphere who doesn't get this is Elon who somehow wants a recursive "everything app"

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Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang

steinrokkan posted:

That sounds like the opposite of reality. Everything that I access through browser is desperately trying to get me to install an app through incessant pop-ups and enshittification of their own website. But they'll put me in the cold, cold ground before I install an app

i posted my solution earlier, i'd love for some forward-thinking companies to onboard this

Deep Glove Bruno posted:

i believe the rule should be if you want me to install an app to give you money i will gladly do it if I also get to cut your CEO and take some measure of blood from them. not a lot of blood, just like 75 ml. then i'll install an app

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