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Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Lib and let die posted:

probably should have just assumed that lmao

Expedition was the last league I played and I only really knew her from that thread

I feel kinda bad because Elentor seemed nice, just goonbrained

*and then SHMM posts some context and maybe contradicts everything just said lol*

Elentor posted:

I was fired the moment the project management changed to someone who decided to adhere techarts to scrum. You know, the field that has its own R&D on activision because our six month long projects can't really adhere to the sheer retardation of 2 week long reports. Before I was heralded as the savior of FPS, but none of that mattered when they decided that my month long tasks needed biweekly updates, nevermind the fact that the lead 3d artists were coming to me asking questions because I, an escort with 18 years in the gamedev industry, knew better than them. Because that's what a techart is.

So nothing I say here can hurt my career I told them I had cancer-related issues that prevented me from doing scrum (which is true) on a friday and got fired on a monday. All that is left is booze and Ruthless. THe one good thing about all of this is that instead of all the pseudo communists on the internet who live their full gently caress you got mine life I managed to make a difference with my salary in the past few months by helping people in need, my community, and everyone who was less fortunate than I.

I think I earned the right of drunkpostinmg, which to be honest is better than the soberposting of GBS superstars posting their nudes and other poo poo that should be permabannable but instead is celebrated by a clique of idiots.

I solved a Unity bug that for 10 years had no solution on the internet and got fired because I didn't adhere to scrum, sorry that my stab wound to my guts from 15 years ago got in the way of biweekly reports.

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Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:

I feel kinda bad because Elentor seemed nice, just goonbrained

*and then SHMM posts some context and maybe contradicts everything just said lol*



never prepared for larry's little perma

yeah elentor seems right? if i touched computers project managers would probably also give me cancer

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
Yeah, her weepy rereg banme got blanked and it was merely weepy instead of like overtly threatening.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

hope she's doing alright now

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

goons seem incapable of analysis unless its done by some epic twitter personality

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

What happened to lobster where did he go.

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:

lol elentor was fired from there a while before the permaban events

drat I didn't know that

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

lald trying to provoke fluff into permabanning him

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

smyhte eating a single egg roll like some kind of squirrel

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

smyhte eating a single egg roll like some kind of squirrel

fizzier
Oct 29, 2023

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
故人具鸡黍,
邀我至田家。
绿树村边合,
青山郭外斜。
开轩面场圃,
把酒话桑麻。
待到重阳日,
还来就菊花。

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

i hope he does permaban him it'll be funny

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

I hope I'm permabanned soon too

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp
the interaction didnt go like that at all. it went like what you described but from my point of view.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orPNvlJrIQ4

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


Cpt_Obvious posted:

What happened to lobster where did he go.

no wifi in the ocean depths bruv. he's picking at stuff in the seabed and having a grand time

fizzier
Oct 29, 2023

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
有些时候,莫些领导者偏生就喜欢年轻的嘴巴,那是无可奈何的。

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

listen bitch i’m only going to continue using google translate for one day more at most

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

lumpentroll posted:

listen bitch i’m only going to continue using google translate for one day more at most

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

lumpentroll posted:

listen bitch i’m only going to continue using google translate for one day more at most

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Cuttlefush posted:

the interaction didnt go like that at all. it went like what you described but from my point of view.

lol based fd ftw

fizzier
Oct 29, 2023

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
所有的这些帖子,都会像雨中的泪水一样消失在时间中……
是时候谷歌翻译了...

speng31b
May 8, 2010

fizzier posted:

有些时候,莫些领导者偏生就喜欢年轻的嘴巴,那是无可奈何的。

lol

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

fizzier posted:

所有的这些帖子,都会像雨中的泪水一样消失在时间中……
是时候谷歌翻译了...

Suǒyǒu de zhèxiē tiězi, dūhuì xiàng yǔzhōng de lèishuǐ yīyàng xiāoshī zài shíjiān zhōng…… shì shíhòu gǔgē fānyìle.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

shut up!

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

you spend one day in the kitchen and watching football and the burgers think they can just move back in...

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

they should take away the seahawks from seattle

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp
leave it with nothing but the freaks who like american soccer. make it sting

fizzier
Oct 29, 2023

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
北风如刀,满地冰霜。

江南近海滨的一条大路上,一队清兵手执刀枪,押着七辆囚车,冲风冒寒,向北而行。

前面三辆囚车中分别监禁的是三个男子,都作书生打扮,一个是白发老者,两个是中年人。后面四辆中坐的是女子,最后一辆囚车中是个少妇,怀中抱着个女婴。女婴啼哭不休。她母亲温言呵慰,女婴只是大哭。囚车旁一名清兵恼了,伸腿在车上踢了一脚,喝道:“再哭,再哭!老子踢死你!”那女婴一惊,哭得更加响了。

离开道路数十丈处有座大屋,屋檐下站着一个中年文士,一个十一二岁的小孩。那文士见到这等情景,不禁长叹一声,眼眶也红了,说道:“可怜,可怜!”

那小孩问道:“爹爹,他们犯了什么罪?”那文士道:“又犯了什么罪?昨日和今朝,已逮去了三十几人,都是我们浙江有名的读书人,个个都是无辜株连。”他说到“无辜株连”四字,声音压得甚低,生怕给押送囚车的官兵听见了。那小孩道:“那个小女孩还在吃奶,难道也犯了罪?真没道理。”那文士道:“你懂得官兵没道理,真是好孩子。唉,人为刀俎,我为鱼肉,人为鼎镬,我为麇鹿!”

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

shut up

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

AnimeIsTrash posted:

they should take away the seahawks from seattle

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp
can someone go save lald

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Cuttlefush posted:

can someone go save lald

Nope. he pulled a gun. I dont think this is going to end well now.

He doesn't have pms and I don't know his discord.

Mr Hootington has issued a correction as of 02:22 on Oct 30, 2023

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
rip lald-y. i shall drink some grappa tonight in your name

biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


i read the post and it's fine. unfortunately, goons have a habit of just quoting really long posts and typing "lol" or making some quip because there's a lot of text. nothing sincere can pierce the irony veil and the moderation here generally sucks because they're performing free labor and are only empowered to randomly nuke people instead of fixing deeper rooted issues

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
mama mia.........

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

he's going ssj (super sicilian)

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp
yeah he's not wrong and lol at the 100s of his name that we've seen but you really need someone to manage your communications. and an fnln consult for any post over 100 words is mandatory. you cant just go full criminal minds on the little question thread like that... poo poo

Cuttlefush has issued a correction as of 02:34 on Oct 30, 2023

speng31b
May 8, 2010

Cuttlefush posted:

you cant just go full criminal minds on the little question thread like that... poo poo

lmao

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

lumpentroll posted:

listen bitch i’m only going to continue using google translate for one day more at most

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