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My fellow Cramericans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw the economy forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.
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Oct 30, 2023 02:23
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Car Hater posted:My fellow Cramericans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw the economy forever. We begin bombing in five minutes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vsw0ALI4Eek&t=118s
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Oct 30, 2023 02:25
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what do I short to make use of this
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Oct 30, 2023 02:25
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ben shapino posted:goodbye thank you
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Oct 30, 2023 02:26
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ThatBasqueGuy posted:what do I short to make use of this
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Oct 30, 2023 02:27
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ThatBasqueGuy posted:what do I short to make use of this Start here https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1678906944961085441
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Oct 30, 2023 02:31
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Red Alert correctly made communism the better ending.
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Oct 30, 2023 02:52
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Mr Hootington posted:Unbiased 
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Oct 30, 2023 02:55
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Mr Hootington posted:Unbiased i hate you, and wolfers even more
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Oct 30, 2023 03:07
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it’s nice he brought his mom
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Oct 30, 2023 03:16
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Oct 30, 2023 03:25
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because my house aint an official dispensary
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Oct 30, 2023 03:29
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annnd they're upside down on their loan within 7 minutes (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Oct 30, 2023 03:38
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Mr Hootington posted:Unbiased I’m not reading all that and I’m not happy for you wolfers you gently caress
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Oct 30, 2023 04:01
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how does he look so bad lol
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Oct 30, 2023 04:42
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like he would be objectively more attractive if he was cosplaying riffraff incredible
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Oct 30, 2023 04:43
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euphronius posted:it’s nice he brought his mom lol
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Oct 30, 2023 04:49
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:how does he look so bad lol he looks like an economist
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Oct 30, 2023 05:01
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Mr Hootington posted:Unbiased I hope everyone there caught covid.
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Oct 30, 2023 06:13
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Mr Hootington posted:Unbiased Thanks I'm a terrorist now
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Oct 30, 2023 07:38
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euphronius posted:it’s nice he brought his mom
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Oct 30, 2023 07:38
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And I'm told the ice cream is on the side because "it makes the President happy." Me too, Joe.
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Oct 30, 2023 08:14
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:how does he look so bad lol he looks like they made a clone of James Austin Johnson but took out all the endearing nerdy stuff like video games and put in awful nerdy stuff like bowties
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Oct 30, 2023 13:40
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wolfers is a goon and there’s nothin’ goons hate more than a goon
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Oct 30, 2023 13:47
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Goons are not a monolith!
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Oct 30, 2023 13:48
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:Goons are not a monolith! speak for yourself im an 11 foot tall black rectangle strongly advising yall not to attempt any landing on europa
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Oct 30, 2023 13:50
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https://twitter.com/Phenomenonan0n/status/1718030822299549958 https://twitter.com/Phenomenonan0n/status/1718050883408155074
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Oct 30, 2023 13:53
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Beached Whale posted:https://twitter.com/Phenomenonan0n/status/1718030822299549958 hoo boy
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Oct 30, 2023 14:03
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*me holding a losing lottery ticket* what do you mean this ticket is worthless?!?!? i paid cash for it!!!
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Oct 30, 2023 14:06
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"can you explain what is going on with bed bath and beyond to the masses?" is a real 'two boats and a helicopter' moment
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Oct 30, 2023 14:07
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lots of diamond-hands learning some lessons
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Oct 30, 2023 14:21
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The whole thing with Robinhood literally forbidding people from buying Gamestop or whatever should have acted as proof that the house always wins and the market people will break their own rules whenever they feel the need to but I see redditors are still throwing their money away at get-rich-quick schemes
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Oct 30, 2023 14:23
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Not many opportunities to improve your material circumstances out there. Arguably better than an MLM?
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Oct 30, 2023 14:31
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Chad Sexington posted:Not many opportunities to improve your material circumstances out there. Arguably better than an MLM? Is gaming the stock market MLM for boys or is that Bitcoin
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Oct 30, 2023 14:32
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:"can you explain what is going on with bed bath and beyond to the masses?" is a real 'two boats and a helicopter' moment lol, exactly. BBBY straight up told these people that this was going to happen and they took it as a secret wink and nod that the stock was actually going to the moon.
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Oct 30, 2023 14:36
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the only way to get rich quick is someone rich dying or someone rich having a baby, and being in the correct position wrt those two events
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Oct 30, 2023 14:40
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Disregarding the fact the stock is worthless, it's hilarious anyone thought the stock for a dying home goods store that sells as-seen-on-tv gadgets would skyrocket and make people into gorillionaires. Tesla's bonkers valuation broke people's brain. "They are floating imaginary shares so they'll be FORCED to pay one trillion dollars (that definitely exists in real life) to close out their positions!!!"
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Oct 30, 2023 14:43
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sometimes you can get rich by being a dumbass on youtube, or maybe if you're hot
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Oct 30, 2023 14:43
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:the only way to get rich quick is someone rich dying or someone rich having a baby, and being in the correct position wrt those two events as in medieval nobility, so today
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Oct 30, 2023 14:47
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