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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015


look the calls can't all be perfect

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Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

Also enjoy milking your cow every single day, three times a day

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

Virgil Vox posted:

Also enjoy milking your cow every single day, three times a day

if that's a euphemism i enjoy it v much, thank you

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Durf posted:

what

is that ai generated

do you not remember local milk people lol

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

local milk people

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Milk was a nutritious liquid produced and secreted by the females of certain species. While milk was typically white,[6] the one produced by bantha cows was blue,[3] the one produced by thala-siren sea sows was green,[7] and the one produced by po'acksters was pink. Other species that secreted milk included the whilks,[4] the nerfs,[8] and the falumpasets.[9] Moofs made moof milk, but "moof-milker" was an insult.[10] The term "milk" was also used to describe any similar fluid in plants, such as the juice of a black melon.[11]

Some intelligent species would farm non-sentient creatures to extract their milk and use it as food.[8] When left standing for a while, milk would turn sour.[4] However, to prevent spoilage, it could be stored in cool places, just like meat.[12] Milk was the basis of various preparations that included ice cream, yogurt, and butter.[3] Tooka were known to enjoy milk.[2]

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
local milk people

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

VideoKid posted:

local milk people

day one on the job and an instant classic

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Joementum posted:

day one on the job and an instant classic

I never heard this particular trumpism before but lol it’s totally something he would say

trump is amazing cause there are always new dumb and deranged things to discover

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
Trump was such a moof-milker. :rolleyes:

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

Mr. France

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

Joementum posted:

Milk was a nutritious liquid produced and secreted by the females of certain species. While milk was typically white,[6] the one produced by bantha cows was blue,[3] the one produced by thala-siren sea sows was green,[7] and the one produced by po'acksters was pink. Other species that secreted milk included the whilks,[4] the nerfs,[8] and the falumpasets.[9] Moofs made moof milk, but "moof-milker" was an insult.[10] The term "milk" was also used to describe any similar fluid in plants, such as the juice of a black melon.[11]

Some intelligent species would farm non-sentient creatures to extract their milk and use it as food.[8] When left standing for a while, milk would turn sour.[4] However, to prevent spoilage, it could be stored in cool places, just like meat.[12] Milk was the basis of various preparations that included ice cream, yogurt, and butter.[3] Tooka were known to enjoy milk.[2]

dr seuss rear end universe

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 370 days!
remember when they gave yoda a little laser sword and he jumped around going "yaaaa! Haaa! Ya ya!" like a 6yo doing pretend karate

its basically all i remember from the prequels

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
https://x.com/KristenhCNN/status/1719063811796148654?s=20

imagine that conversation lol

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/my_adhd_diaries/status/1718991095231651993?s=20

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
i took care of 12 cows by myself every day in harvest moon for the super nintendo as a kid i'm sure taking care of one irl is bing bong simple

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
they were good phone calls

.... perfect phone calls, some might say

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 370 days!

sure some may view this as callous immature racism but others may view this as acceptable pandering to the democrat base

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Joementum posted:

they were good phone calls

.... perfect phone calls, some might say



I will call you later

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

I remember when Trump dropped the biggest non-nuclear bomb to destroy terrorism tunnels. Because he had to be the biglyest bomb dropper president and they wouldn't let him nuke the hurricane

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

:yooge: its u and me against the world miriam

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

that's almost as much as ten mara lagos!

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

the silent milky majority

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Qurnah posted:

that's almost as much as ten mara lagos!

and that's terrible!

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

alnilam posted:

and that's terrible!

idk i think i'd rather have one mara lago than one twitter tbh

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
I texted TRUMP to 88022 and all I got was put on a watch list

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

you're here there's nothing i fear!!!


truempo

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer
where are all these perfect phone calls coming from?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Qurnah posted:

where are all these perfect phone calls coming from?

inside the house


the white house :smugdon:

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

Bethamphetamine posted:

I remember when Trump dropped the biggest non-nuclear bomb to destroy terrorism tunnels. Because he had to be the biglyest bomb dropper president and they wouldn't let him nuke the hurricane

tfw nuking the hurricane
https://i.imgur.com/TKpNf5E.mp4

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





https://twitter.com/RalstonReports/status/1114605447909011456?lang=en

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

holtemon posted:

I texted TRUMP to 88022 and all I got was put on a watch list

I hear that if you text TRUMP to 88022, it gives you the strength of up 6 US Marshals!

Heaven help you if you get tackled by 7 US Marshals, though.

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

Joementum posted:

inside the house


the white house :smugdon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ywpm47xn94&t=39s

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
I still feel like we should nuke one hurricane just to be sure it doesn’t work

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
trump surrounded himself in the first term by big handsome generals (straight out of central casting) who stopped him from doing stuff like invading belgium or nuking hurricanes but he was betrayed by all of them (except Mike Flynn) and probably won't make that mistake again so the second term is going to be wild

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

Good Citizen posted:

I still feel like we should nuke one hurricane just to be sure it doesn’t work

what about injecting bleach?

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Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Qurnah posted:

what about injecting bleach?

yeah sure one person should try that too. I have a few in mind

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