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For which system will you be getting Assassin's Creed: Mirage?
This poll is closed.
PC 14 18.67%
PS5 5 6.67%
XSX 3 4.00%
PS4 1 1.33%
XBO 1 1.33%
I am going wait for the Switch port 51 68.00%
Total: 75 votes
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homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

hi I'm gamer boredman, you might know me from such games as *the entire sony library*

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Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
No Gamesman

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

Jeff Gerstmann

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007

homeless snail posted:

fine but that's definitely the opposite of the arc of the game, that repeatedly hammers you over the head that nihilism is the actual enemy you're trying to defeat. down to the nihilistic pizza loving fps gamer midboss played by troy baker that just wants to shoot stuff and looks into the camera to complain that the game up to that point has been too boring

I haven't actually beaten it yet because I need to go get triple S ranks in all deliveries first so I was still replying to the false flag summary before you corrected it.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

homeless snail posted:

Jeff Gerstmann

Well done

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

Khanstant posted:

I haven't actually beaten it yet because I need to go get triple S ranks in all deliveries first so I was still replying to the false flag summary before you corrected it.
sorry I'll put that he likes pizza in spoilers. youre not ready for that information yet

Chev
Jul 19, 2010
Switchblade Switcharoo

Feldegast42 posted:

that is the least legible video game title I have ever seen

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natsuiro_High_School:_Seishun_Hakusho
See the note.

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

Shinjobi posted:

And boy getting to play it after the lockdown ended really made some of those emotional beats hit a lil harder
played it before covid but it was nice to have a game with a genuinely optimistic viewpoint rattling around my head at the beginning of that year, instead of some fake positivity ooblets bullshit as most tend to be

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING


:lol: that takes the cake

Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007

the lesser-known fiona apple album

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

But that sets everything out so clearly.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!


Squiggle
Sep 29, 2002

I don't think she likes the special sauce, Rick.



El Fusilado is a fantastic song

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester


Gamer Boredman what have you done

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

that game pretty much controls like a worse mgsv btw

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Does the game ever explain why Sam bridge’s first name is Sam?

Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007

Video Games Thx posted:

Does the game ever explain why Sam bridge’s first name is Sam?

as the caretaker of a child not his own, you could say he’s an uncle

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

Video Games Thx posted:

Does the game ever explain why Sam bridge’s first name is Sam?
samerica

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

amelie -> アメリ (ameri) -> amelie is bridget's ka (ancient egyptian for soul) -> amerika

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012

Ah a Kafka reference then

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
Did they ever figure out how to invent green eggs?

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

homeless snail posted:

that game pretty much controls like a worse mgsv btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNxTUU30zdc

bentacos
Oct 9, 2012
Surface-to-Air Missile Porter Bridges

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019

For Real!

I saw Chumbawumba at a musical festival in Southern Scotland called Knochengorroch, I'm not sure what year it was - maybe 2009 or so - and I don't want to just hurl negativity at them - I'm not the biggest fan of festivals and it was more of a social thing - not to mention the MDMA that my friends had procured for the night was sub par but Chumbawumba were the single band I recognised in the entire lineup - it was one of those kind of festivals.

Anyway, I'll forgive them for Tubthumping, they were probably sick and tired of it by that point - they played 10 seconds of it and then stopped, that's fine, I'm not going to criticise a band for not wanting to play their biggest song at an intimate drug addled camp site, I won't even criticise them for playing only 10 seconds and then going "ahahaha, no" Limmy style.

Nah what really pissed me off is they didn't play Amnesiac, their second biggest hit in the UK (got to #10 as opposed to Tubthumpings #2) and a song I actually really liked and I thought I was the only person who had heard of it, much less knew the lyrics!

Anyway, to tie this back to videogames, Chumbawumba turned down £1,500,000 for that song to be used in an advert for the Fifa 98, took them "30 seconds" to make the decision (thats the one with David Beckham on the front and not David Ginola as my brain attempted to persuade me)

anyway, thats my chumbawumba story

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
When I learned they broke up I was in a bar and tried to have the 4 drinks but they were out of 2 of them somehow (one was cider, don’t remember the other)

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

homeless snail posted:

amelie -> アメリ (ameri) -> amelie is bridget's ka (ancient egyptian for soul) -> amerika

MOTHERFUCKER

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6lY2OoxPrQ

victrix
Oct 30, 2007


Dabir posted:

MOTHERFUCKER

ah a new disciple of Kojima

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
still not as good as drebin-893

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.
Sam, It's me, Gamer Boardman, I was created when Hideo Kojima made a mistake involving English homophones. But that's not important right now, I need to talk to you about Quacks of Quedlinburg!

H13
Nov 30, 2005

Fun Shoe
Hello chat thread

I have recently started playing Star Wars: Dark Forces 2: Jedi Knight.

For like the first time in 20 years.

And it's really really good and mostly holds up today. The level design is a bit "gently caress you" and so is the enemy placement. Lightsaber combat isn't as effective as it should be (because you don't block enough enemy gunfire) but the levels are really fun environments and the shooting is good.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

H13 posted:

Hello chat thread

I have recently started playing Star Wars: Dark Forces 2: Jedi Knight.

For like the first time in 20 years.

And it's really really good and mostly holds up today. The level design is a bit "gently caress you" and so is the enemy placement. Lightsaber combat isn't as effective as it should be (because you don't block enough enemy gunfire) but the levels are really fun environments and the shooting is good.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk

Good information, thank you friend

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Is there a game title out there with more than two colons?

Morpheus
Apr 18, 2008

My favourite little monsters
Technically it's official title is Star Wars Jedi Knight: Dark Forces II.

It's no Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner: Raidou Kuzunoha vs. the Soulless Army though.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Video Games Thx posted:

Is there a game title out there with more than two colons?

Colony Wars

H13
Nov 30, 2005

Fun Shoe

Video Games Thx posted:

Is there a game title out there with more than two colons?

Star Wars: Dark Forces 3: Jedi Knight 2: Jedi Outcast: Electric Boogaloo

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
street fighter: the movie: the game

Muscle Tracer
Feb 23, 2007

Medals only weigh one down.

Video Games Thx posted:

Is there a game title out there with more than two colons?

I have no double-colons, I offer a few colon-hyphen combos
Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War - Dark Crusade
Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War - Chaos Rising
Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War II - Retribution
Roombo: First Blood - JUSTICE SUCKS

And a bunch of Definitive Edition, Director's Cut, Extended Edition, etc. hyphens that feel like they do not count.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

https://twitter.com/amazonluna/status/1719049552034980009?t=OpZzpwpaWzS6Nvvj3J9nZA&s=19

Yakuza 3, the epic conclusion

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Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

where Kiryu finally becomes The Dragon of Dojima :smaug:

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