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$10 bills are dope because you can tip service people who would normally only receive/expect a $5 or maybe some $1s. you can't be handing out $20s all day, you're not made of money
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DELETE CASCADE posted:$10 bills are dope because you can tip service people who would normally only receive/expect a $5 or maybe some $1s. you can't be handing out $20s all day, you're not made of money yah they’re great for that.
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still have nightmares about getting a few hundred dollars out of an ATM, saying "pick denominations for me!" and hearing it count it all out in 10's
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JawnV6 posted:still have nightmares about getting a few hundred dollars out of an ATM, saying "pick denominations for me!" and hearing it count it all out in 10's is this a joke or did it actually say out loud how much you withdrew? that’d be horrifying
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JawnV6 posted:still have nightmares about getting a few hundred dollars out of an ATM, saying "pick denominations for me!" and hearing it count it all out in 10's i used to go to an arcade with an atm that only spit out 5s. i failed to notice the sign the first time i went in and took out $200, planning on going to the weed store later
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# ? Nov 1, 2023 06:59 |
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smaller bills = fatter stacks. that’s just math
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necrotic posted:is this a joke or did it actually say out loud how much you withdrew? that’d be horrifying the whirr of the motor as it spools out bills is audible, you can hear it cogging out. the difference in counting out 7 $100 bills and 70 $10 bills is perceptible
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arbuge 8 minutes ago | next [–] I might be in the minority here but I personally find personalized ads useful, and am far more annoyed by ads recommending products and services completely irrelevant to my interests and/or needs. (The latter still account for the ads I see most of the time, unfortunately.) reply
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fritz posted:arbuge 8 minutes ago | next [–]
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$2 bill chat. I keep one folded around the outside of my other cash. It’s a tradition my father did that I now do. anyway HackerNews sucks
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JawnV6 posted:the whirr of the motor as it spools out bills is audible, you can hear it cogging out. the difference in counting out 7 $100 bills and 70 $10 bills is perceptible oh yeah duh
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namlosh posted:$2 bill chat. I keep one folded around the outside of my other cash. It’s a tradition my father did that I now do. I keep the big bills on the outside too.
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necrotic posted:oh yeah duh it would be really funny if atms had to count your money outloud like someone making change whenever you used one
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fritz posted:arbuge 8 minutes ago | next [–] Dr Alex Bugeja Founder & CEO at Traffikoo, an online advertising and ecommerce services company, and occasional angel investor. golly gee who would have guessed
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NihilCredo posted:Dr Alex Bugeja I did have a coworker express that exact sentiment to me before though (saying that they liked Facebook ads because they are so well targeted to them) so there are apparently weirdos who aren't running ad companies who actually think that
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that bad religion complete discography on vinyl thing sold out before i even knew it was getting released, targeted ads arent even that accurate.
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starbase 1 hour ago | prev | next [–] Last month the same union called for a walkout at Tesla. It failed, with employees citing Tesla's higher wages, better working conditions, stock options, and workplace cohesion as reasons they declined to strike. "Employees who explained why they didn't join the walkout wished to remain anonymous due to concerns about potential repercussions from the union" With that failure under their belt, and having successfully chilled the speech of their opponents, the union is now resorting to tactics of war--a trade blockade--against a company whose employees have chosen not to unionize. Upstanding folks in that union, I tell ya what. reply
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efitz 7 minutes ago | parent | prev | next [–] They should eliminate the license altogether and get out of the business of deciding who can practice law. Professional licensing is generally a scam that allows people in a trade to control competition among other things. Under color of government it’s given the veneer of “protecting the public” but in reality it’s protectionist and also used to punish people who don’t think or act like the licensing organization prefers. reply
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fritz posted:efitz 7 minutes ago | parent | prev | next [–]
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mystes posted:On the one hand that would be a bad idea but on the other hand it would be pretty funny if crazy libertarians and sovereign citizens could hire crazy fake lawyers who would antagonize the court and get them turbofucked they already can (and do) choose to represent themselves, so i don't see what the problem is also, a sovereign citizen doesn't need a lawyer because united states laws don't apply to them. haven't you read the magna carta, it's all in there
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maybe more of a magnacarter then?
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swsdsailor 34 minutes ago | prev | next [–] Paying a bribe should not get you in trouble. The city forces their hand. One stroke of their pen and your design costs increase by tens of thousands under some minor pretext. If you want to get something done you absolutely have to bribe them or they will decimate your budget with endless changes. reply
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they're pretty close. the US system is not a direct bribe to someone at the city/county. instead you have to hire the correct person, who used to work there, to get your project through
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smokel 28 minutes ago | prev | next [–] This may sound like I am a complete idiot, but I sincerely think that reading works like the Tao Te Ching may help more than reading books on software architecture. There are still many new ways of architecture to be found. For example, making software with an extension language could result in way better systems than a system envisioned by a customer who has no clue about computers. But unfortunately, it is often a nonsensical output constraint that determines how software evolves. Knowing how to manage these constraints is key. And this requires understanding and being able to successfully communicate with people, and keeping track of contemporary hardware and software to interface with. The actual software design seems largely irrelevant to me. Just use good names, and subdivide complexity into modules with a lower cumulative complexity. reply
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fritz posted:smokel 28 minutes ago | prev | next [–] this person isn’t really wrong even if they’re explaining their idea in a stupid way
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pattern language as a concept comes from Christopher Alexander’s architecture writing. this hackerling is correct that there are lots of sources of good learning on systems and interactions outside software. I presume that this is blind luck
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kitten emergency posted:this person isn’t really wrong even if they’re explaining their idea in a stupid way I think they're very close to getting it but they may be veering off in a weird direction. It's hard to say just based on what's written here.
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not...read...only...computer...books?
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dboreham 12 minutes ago | next [–] I think our own brains have fooled us into thinking that cognitive processes are more clever/complex than they really are. The recent successes from LLMs/Generative AI give a hint that things don't need to be so complex and mysteriously difficult to be quite like human intelligence. "Imagination" seems like just an indirection mechanism: simple animal can do "go towards the food you can sense". A more complex animal can "remember where the food was sensed, then go towards that place later". An even more complex animal can: "From other sensed information (e.g. habitat type), construct the same food-memory object that the more primitive animal used, then go towards that". By the time you get to that third level of sophistication we're calling the mechanism imagination. reply
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I, too, proclaim solid matter is over because I saw Pepper's ghost illusion on stage once
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Jose Valasquez posted:Geee 3 hours ago | parent | context | flag | favorite | on: Engineered material can reconnect severed nerves this person wants to transplant their brain into a cybernetic dragon with multiple dicks
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eschaton posted:this person wants to transplant their brain into a cybernetic dragon with multiple dicks It's probably not too difficult.
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kliras posted:i've received two obscure job offers from "looking at my github" via e-mail that came from asian countries, and i'm assuming they wanted me less for my python and js skills than my internal organs, but i still wrote them a nice "no thank you, but i appreciate it" just in case I get these occasionally despite having contributed almost no code to almost no public repositories I like to ask what contributions specifically caught their eye, usually gets them to admit they only saw some summary that said I “contributed” to this or that project, almost all of which were just me filing an issue or commenting on an issue or PR
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eschaton posted:this person wants to transplant their brain into a cybernetic dragon with multiple dicks hell same
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eschaton posted:this person wants to transplant their brain into a cybernetic dragon with multiple dicks
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eschaton posted:this person wants to transplant their brain into a cybernetic dragon with multiple dicks now that you mention it,
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eschaton posted:this person wants to transplant their brain into a cybernetic dragon with multiple dicks whomst amongst us?
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eschaton posted:this person wants to transplant their brain into a cybernetic dragon with multiple dicks sorry this would be too well-adjusted for hn
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does nobody remember the denizens of Malatora, who wanted to seize the island or São Tomé and establish a utopia where they can transcend weak human flesh and become the dragons they were always meant to be
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the goonfic that came of it, “Aluminum Sky,” was absolutely hilarious
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