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Crab Dad posted:Wtf I never read or watched this and now I kinda want to thanks jerks. chitoryu12 (RIP) did a Let's Read https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3892383
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 03:27 |
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maybeadracula posted:No he just had his last human load on deck the whole time because he never jizzed as a vampire Here lies vampire He never jizzed
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 21:01 |
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Tired: sparkling vampire Wired: vampires glistening with jizz
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 21:11 |
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steinrokkan posted:Tired: sparkling vampire i’m sure that’s a manga of some sort
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 21:17 |
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She then gives birth to a fully formed toddler and her previous love interest (from the human/vampire/werewolf love triangle) immediately falls in love with them. Then everyone goes "well it's ok he'll wait until she's 18 to make a move" like that's totally appropriate and not basically grooming
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 23:45 |
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Yeah there's an epilogue and he totally makes the move when she turns 18 biological which is hella gross since she's still physically like 14 or whatever.
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# ? Nov 1, 2023 00:28 |
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Isn't the baby also delivered via vampire fangs c section
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# ? Nov 1, 2023 00:38 |
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I remember it was mentioned that Edward fucks so hard he breaks the bed(s) and that Bella always has bruises afterwards, which is pretty drat in a book aimed at teenagers/young adults.
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# ? Nov 1, 2023 02:34 |
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Read After Burning posted:I remember it was mentioned that Edward fucks so hard he breaks the bed(s) and that Bella always has bruises afterwards, which is pretty drat in a book aimed at teenagers/young adults. Iirc, the first time they have sex he breaks her, and has to turn her to a vampire to prevent her dying from internal bleeding.
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# ? Nov 1, 2023 02:37 |
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wheatpuppy posted:Iirc, the first time they have sex he breaks her, and has to turn her to a vampire to prevent her dying from internal bleeding. No, he turns her so she'll survive the birth. The baby was trying to chew it's way out.
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# ? Nov 1, 2023 02:53 |
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Bodnoirbabe posted:No, he turns her so she'll survive the birth. The baby was trying to chew it's way out. Oh well that is somehow less awful, I guess. 😂
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# ? Nov 1, 2023 02:58 |
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Shoehead posted:She then gives birth to a fully formed toddler and her previous love interest (from the human/vampire/werewolf love triangle) immediately falls in love with them. Also, there was never a love triangle he was always obsessed with the baby. What they thought was love for Bella was him being infatuated with the egg cell. From: https://imgur.com/gallery/XZs3H
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# ? Nov 1, 2023 04:28 |
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Lol
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# ? Nov 1, 2023 04:49 |
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MY TRAMP LITTLE STAMP Realizing they started too high and just drawing over the eyes/nose is a from me:
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# ? Nov 1, 2023 05:06 |
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Takes No Damage posted:MY TRAMP LITTLE STAMP And in a bit of irony, also in that dump: Text actually done avoid that trap...but everything else about the piece sucks
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# ? Nov 1, 2023 05:39 |
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Takes No Damage posted:Realizing they started too high and just drawing over the eyes/nose is a from me: I think a woman's eyes on a man's back is a Russian prison gang tattoo that is usually applied by force
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# ? Nov 1, 2023 08:15 |
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Elviscat posted:Lol I love this so much
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# ? Nov 1, 2023 11:31 |
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Came across a listicle that's mostly Amazon reviews of tattoo machines so you know there's some real winners in there.
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# ? Nov 1, 2023 16:25 |
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Takes No Damage posted:
Backne tiger
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# ? Nov 1, 2023 16:34 |
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Kwyndig posted:Backne tiger Tiger Tiger, greasy, cracked Amongst the blackheads of the back. What shaky hand, or lazy eye, could paint thy odd asymmetry?
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# ? Nov 1, 2023 20:38 |
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CzarChasm posted:Tiger Tiger, greasy, cracked
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# ? Nov 1, 2023 20:47 |
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CzarChasm posted:Tiger Tiger, greasy, cracked
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# ? Nov 1, 2023 22:47 |
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CzarChasm posted:Tiger Tiger, greasy, cracked That took half a day to come up with. It's perfect
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# ? Nov 2, 2023 04:36 |
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CzarChasm posted:Tiger Tiger, greasy, cracked
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# ? Nov 2, 2023 11:08 |
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CzarChasm posted:Tiger Tiger, greasy, cracked
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# ? Nov 2, 2023 12:07 |
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CzarChasm posted:Tiger Tiger, greasy, cracked That's art.
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# ? Nov 2, 2023 12:40 |
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Respect my asymmetrah
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# ? Nov 2, 2023 17:52 |
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I had to see this so now I’m oassing on the curse: Laserjet 4P has a new favorite as of 07:37 on Nov 8, 2023 |
# ? Nov 8, 2023 07:26 |
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Forget the tattoo, is that Quasimodo?
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 09:31 |
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steinrokkan posted:Forget the tattoo, is that Quasimodo? Close, its actually a fully grown Kuato (had he ever gotten the chance to grow up).
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 16:47 |
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Well, into the lava pit you go
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 17:22 |
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 21:43 |
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The barbs would probably make it pretty good for catching that fish, smart cat
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 22:01 |
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This reminds me of the worst tattoo I've ever seen. 20 years ago, I was working at the counter of a movie rental store in a college town in Oregon. A couple came up to me to check out. Both look, rough. The guy looks like Larry the cable guy, minus showering for a week, wearing a stained tank top. He plops his arm on the counter to tell me his phone number. On his shoulder, clearly presented to me, is a Taz the Tasmanian Devil tattoo, in his usual pose. Except this Taz was holding his erect, ejaculating penis in one hand. Nothing else around it. Just Taz staring me in the face, cumming. I did everything I could to not break down laughing while calling all my coworkers over to see the "piece". I will never forget that lovely tattoo, for as long as I live.
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 22:30 |
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I don't think Magikarp works that way... :NSFW: https://www.instagram.com/p/Cyv3xJLLF9t/?igshid=Y2NkYjk0MDhjYg==
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 22:35 |
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Siffl posted:This reminds me of the worst tattoo I've ever seen. 20 years ago, I was working at the counter of a movie rental store in a college town in Oregon. A couple came up to me to check out. Both look, rough. The guy looks like Larry the cable guy, minus showering for a week, wearing a stained tank top. He plops his arm on the counter to tell me his phone number. On his shoulder, clearly presented to me, is a Taz the Tasmanian Devil tattoo, in his usual pose. Except this Taz was holding his erect, ejaculating penis in one hand. Nothing else around it. Just Taz staring me in the face, cumming. I did everything I could to not break down laughing while calling all my coworkers over to see the "piece". loving LOL
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# ? Nov 9, 2023 03:20 |
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EjaculaTaz
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# ? Nov 9, 2023 03:37 |
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Chitin posted:I don't think Magikarp works that way... he has some thoughts about pokemon.
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# ? Nov 9, 2023 03:44 |
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I wish he had less thoughts about pokemon
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# ? Nov 9, 2023 05:41 |
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they’re hilarious tho imo
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# ? Nov 9, 2023 14:26 |