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HelloIAmYourHeart: Dec 29, 2008; Fallen Rib

Crab Dad posted:

Wtf I never read or watched this and now I kinda want to thanks jerks.

chitoryu12 (RIP) did a Let's Read https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3892383

# ? Oct 31, 2023 03:27

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# ? May 19, 2024 06:32

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS: Oct 3, 2003; What do you think it means, bitch?

maybeadracula posted:

No he just had his last human load on deck the whole time because he never jizzed as a vampire

Here lies vampire

He never jizzed

# ? Oct 31, 2023 21:01

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Tired: sparkling vampire
Wired: vampires glistening with jizz

# ? Oct 31, 2023 21:11

mediaphage: Mar 22, 2007; Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

steinrokkan posted:

Tired: sparkling vampire
Wired: vampires glistening with jizz

i�m sure that�s a manga of some sort

# ? Oct 31, 2023 21:17

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

She then gives birth to a fully formed toddler and her previous love interest (from the human/vampire/werewolf love triangle) immediately falls in love with them.

Then everyone goes "well it's ok he'll wait until she's 18 to make a move" like that's totally appropriate and not basically grooming

# ? Oct 31, 2023 23:45

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

Yeah there's an epilogue and he totally makes the move when she turns 18 biological which is hella gross since she's still physically like 14 or whatever.

# ? Nov 1, 2023 00:28

Mx.: Dec 16, 2006; I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!

Isn't the baby also delivered via vampire fangs c section

# ? Nov 1, 2023 00:38

Read After Burning: Feb 19, 2013; "All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

I remember it was mentioned that Edward fucks so hard he breaks the bed(s) and that Bella always has bruises afterwards, which is pretty drat :yikes:

in a book aimed at teenagers/young adults.

# ? Nov 1, 2023 02:34

wheatpuppy: Apr 25, 2008; YOU HAVE MY POST!

Read After Burning posted:

I remember it was mentioned that Edward fucks so hard he breaks the bed(s) and that Bella always has bruises afterwards, which is pretty drat in a book aimed at teenagers/young adults.

Iirc, the first time they have sex he breaks her, and has to turn her to a vampire to prevent her dying from internal bleeding.

# ? Nov 1, 2023 02:37

Bodnoirbabe: Apr 30, 2007

wheatpuppy posted:

Iirc, the first time they have sex he breaks her, and has to turn her to a vampire to prevent her dying from internal bleeding.

No, he turns her so she'll survive the birth. The baby was trying to chew it's way out.

# ? Nov 1, 2023 02:53

wheatpuppy: Apr 25, 2008; YOU HAVE MY POST!

Bodnoirbabe posted:

No, he turns her so she'll survive the birth. The baby was trying to chew it's way out.

Oh well that is somehow less awful, I guess. 😂

# ? Nov 1, 2023 02:58

HelleSpud: Apr 1, 2010

Shoehead posted:

She then gives birth to a fully formed toddler and her previous love interest (from the human/vampire/werewolf love triangle) immediately falls in love with them.

Then everyone goes "well it's ok he'll wait until she's 18 to make a move" like that's totally appropriate and not basically grooming

Also, there was never a love triangle he was always obsessed with the baby.

What they thought was love for Bella was him being infatuated with the egg cell.

From:
https://imgur.com/gallery/XZs3H

# ? Nov 1, 2023 04:28

Elviscat: Jan 1, 2008; Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

HelleSpud posted:

From:
https://imgur.com/gallery/XZs3H

Lol

# ? Nov 1, 2023 04:49

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

MY TRAMP LITTLE STAMP

Realizing they started too high and just drawing over the eyes/nose is a :lol:

from me:

# ? Nov 1, 2023 05:06

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Takes No Damage posted:

MY TRAMP LITTLE STAMP

And in a bit of irony, also in that dump:

Text actually done avoid that trap...but everything else about the piece sucks

# ? Nov 1, 2023 05:39

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Takes No Damage posted:

Realizing they started too high and just drawing over the eyes/nose is a from me:

I think a woman's eyes on a man's back is a Russian prison gang tattoo that is usually applied by force

# ? Nov 1, 2023 08:15

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Elviscat posted:

Lol

I love this so much

# ? Nov 1, 2023 11:31

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Came across a listicle that's mostly Amazon reviews of tattoo machines so you know there's some real winners in there.

# ? Nov 1, 2023 16:25

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

Takes No Damage posted:

Realizing they started too high and just drawing over the eyes/nose is a from me:

Backne tiger

# ? Nov 1, 2023 16:34

CzarChasm: Mar 14, 2009; I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Kwyndig posted:

Backne tiger

Tiger Tiger, greasy, cracked
Amongst the blackheads of the back.
What shaky hand, or lazy eye,
could paint thy odd asymmetry?

# ? Nov 1, 2023 20:38

maybeadracula: Sep 9, 2022; by sebmojo

CzarChasm posted:

Tiger Tiger, greasy, cracked
Amongst the blackheads of the back.
What shaky hand, or lazy eye,
could paint thy odd asymmetry?

# ? Nov 1, 2023 20:47

Thirteen Orphans: Dec 2, 2012; I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist and a theoretical philosopher. But above all, I am a man, a hopelessly inquisitive man, just like you.

CzarChasm posted:

Tiger Tiger, greasy, cracked
Amongst the blackheads of the back.
What shaky hand, or lazy eye,
could paint thy odd asymmetry?

# ? Nov 1, 2023 22:47

Just Offscreen: Jun 29, 2006; We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

CzarChasm posted:

Tiger Tiger, greasy, cracked
Amongst the blackheads of the back.
What shaky hand, or lazy eye,
could paint thy odd asymmetry?

That took half a day to come up with.

It's perfect

# ? Nov 2, 2023 04:36

Railing Kill: Nov 14, 2008; You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

CzarChasm posted:

Tiger Tiger, greasy, cracked
Amongst the blackheads of the back.
What shaky hand, or lazy eye,
could paint thy odd asymmetry?

# ? Nov 2, 2023 11:08

Mx.: Dec 16, 2006; I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!

CzarChasm posted:

Tiger Tiger, greasy, cracked
Amongst the blackheads of the back.
What shaky hand, or lazy eye,
could paint thy odd asymmetry?

# ? Nov 2, 2023 12:07

PurpleXVI: Oct 30, 2011; Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

CzarChasm posted:

Tiger Tiger, greasy, cracked
Amongst the blackheads of the back.
What shaky hand, or lazy eye,
could paint thy odd asymmetry?

That's art.

# ? Nov 2, 2023 12:40

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS: Oct 3, 2003; What do you think it means, bitch?

Respect my asymmetrah

# ? Nov 2, 2023 17:52

Laserjet 4P: Mar 28, 2005; What does it mean?; Fun Shoe

I had to see this so now I�m oassing on the curse:

Laserjet 4P has a new favorite as of 07:37 on Nov 8, 2023

# ? Nov 8, 2023 07:26

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Forget the tattoo, is that Quasimodo?

# ? Nov 8, 2023 09:31

DandyLion: Jun 24, 2010; disrespectul Deciever

steinrokkan posted:

Forget the tattoo, is that Quasimodo?

Close, its actually a fully grown Kuato (had he ever gotten the chance to grow up).

# ? Nov 8, 2023 16:47

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS: Oct 3, 2003; What do you think it means, bitch?

Well, into the lava pit you go

# ? Nov 8, 2023 17:22

Ralph Hurley: Aug 3, 2009

# ? Nov 8, 2023 21:43

History Comes Inside!: Nov 20, 2004

The barbs would probably make it pretty good for catching that fish, smart cat

# ? Nov 8, 2023 22:01

Siffl: Sep 3, 2011

Ralph Hurley posted:

This reminds me of the worst tattoo I've ever seen. 20 years ago, I was working at the counter of a movie rental store in a college town in Oregon. A couple came up to me to check out. Both look, rough. The guy looks like Larry the cable guy, minus showering for a week, wearing a stained tank top. He plops his arm on the counter to tell me his phone number. On his shoulder, clearly presented to me, is a Taz the Tasmanian Devil tattoo, in his usual pose. Except this Taz was holding his erect, ejaculating penis in one hand. Nothing else around it. Just Taz staring me in the face, cumming. I did everything I could to not break down laughing while calling all my coworkers over to see the "piece".

I will never forget that lovely tattoo, for as long as I live.

# ? Nov 8, 2023 22:30

Chitin: Apr 29, 2007; It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

I don't think Magikarp works that way...

:NSFW: https://www.instagram.com/p/Cyv3xJLLF9t/?igshid=Y2NkYjk0MDhjYg==

# ? Nov 8, 2023 22:35

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Siffl posted:

This reminds me of the worst tattoo I've ever seen. 20 years ago, I was working at the counter of a movie rental store in a college town in Oregon. A couple came up to me to check out. Both look, rough. The guy looks like Larry the cable guy, minus showering for a week, wearing a stained tank top. He plops his arm on the counter to tell me his phone number. On his shoulder, clearly presented to me, is a Taz the Tasmanian Devil tattoo, in his usual pose. Except this Taz was holding his erect, ejaculating penis in one hand. Nothing else around it. Just Taz staring me in the face, cumming. I did everything I could to not break down laughing while calling all my coworkers over to see the "piece".

I will never forget that lovely tattoo, for as long as I live.

loving LOL

# ? Nov 9, 2023 03:20

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS: Oct 3, 2003; What do you think it means, bitch?

EjaculaTaz

# ? Nov 9, 2023 03:37

mediaphage: Mar 22, 2007; Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Chitin posted:

I don't think Magikarp works that way...

:NSFW: https://www.instagram.com/p/Cyv3xJLLF9t/?igshid=Y2NkYjk0MDhjYg==

he has some thoughts about pokemon.

# ? Nov 9, 2023 03:44

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I wish he had less thoughts about pokemon

# ? Nov 9, 2023 05:41

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# ? May 19, 2024 06:32

mediaphage: Mar 22, 2007; Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

they�re hilarious tho imo

# ? Nov 9, 2023 14:26

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