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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
Holy poo poo I had to install a Windows 11 VM for work on my mac and it's just.... "drat girl you compute this way?"

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Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Consummate Professional posted:

much respect to that dude just going over the rail

I love cities because he'll do that poo poo and not even glance twice at weird poo poo

Boob Cop
Jan 1, 2023

emfive posted:

you're making me feel all D&D now, it was a joke :smith:

Sometimes, even a Bard, rolls a 1 in performance

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
The worst thing about Rob is that he's not going to last as a punch bag for as long as we need him

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

William Bear posted:

He left office the 20th. It looks bad that he was the trustee while he was also POTUS.

he's toast, done

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

imagine loving anything this much

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

emfive posted:

you're making me feel all D&D now, it was a joke :smith:


Boob Cop posted:

Sometimes, even a Bard, rolls a 1 in performance

Please consider the following: I am dense and have academic PTSD

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

DrPossum posted:

Please consider the following: I am dense and have academic PTSD

my kids go to state schools :911:

e: the status quo approximately forever, as it happens

Boob Cop
Jan 1, 2023

Just a dungeona an dragons joke

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

crime fighting hog posted:

imagine loving anything this much

I wiggle my rear end when the dispensary rewards me with a penny pre roll

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

DrPossum posted:

Holy poo poo I had to install a Windows 11 VM for work on my mac and it's just.... "drat girl you compute this way?"

This is how i feel when i have to use anything apple made

Boob Cop
Jan 1, 2023

Posting WITH covid, not OF covid

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
youtube is owning me for looking up book reviews :negative:

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Bethamphetamine posted:

At least the deSantis campaign is honest about its chances

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1719732572442239443

lol "something existential"

is that how he became governor? lmao

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1719796941003878770

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

gregday
May 23, 2003


when you mix up your CRT with HRT

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

gregday posted:

when you mix up your CRT with HRT

human resources transgenderism?

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Good Soldier Svejk posted:

if you have unexplained stomach pain, nausea, and a fever
go to the loving ER

Buddykins, please take note

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 370 days!

:smugdon:

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

RealityWarCriminal posted:

he's toast, done

Please, when you read my posts in the future, imagine them written by this guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7NNZZX3IgY

El Palo Mota
Aug 5, 2009

holtemon posted:

If Junior and Eric are the two large sons then what is Barron? The giant son?

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

:trumppop:

Dog Faced JoJo
Oct 15, 2004

Woof Woof

I just realized Barron has to go to every Halloween party dressed as slenderman and it made me sad for him :(

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

RealityWarCriminal posted:

wanna feel old? your parachute rereg is older today than your original account was when it was banned.

many such cases

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

very big if true

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 370 days!
do you think trump hates his son for heightmogging him so badly

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

tenderjerk posted:

do you think trump hates his son for heightmogging him so badly

I think it's probably the only thing he's genuinely been proud of one of his children for doing

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!
https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1719815273027440714?t=TdzCLErBIrJ6x6ciDIesEA&s=19

t4ump

gregday
May 23, 2003


you can't fool me, he's wearing a donald j trump costume

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
he's had that before, please try to pay a little more attention

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
Does Trump even know Baron exists?

Where does Baron sit in the hierarchy, before or after Tiffany?

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden

Glumwheels posted:

Does Trump even know Baron exists?

Where does Baron sit in the hierarchy, before or after Tiffany?

He's gonna be #1 child after his idiot kids ruin him in court lol

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Dog Faced JoJo posted:

I just realized Barron has to go to every Halloween party dressed as slenderman and it made me sad for him :(

He could go in a suit and an elephant head mask as Kareem Abdul Babar

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

s e s h

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNEb2k_EmMg

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
DoJu’s on the good stuff today

https://x.com/kaitlancollins/status/1719818461898043705?s=46&t=kI_3QR-CaCDlR8D71im9kg

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

quote:

Owen Shroyer, who hosts a daily show on Alex Jones's InfoWars channels, was put in solitary confinement today after his phone call from prison was posted on X stating that he intended to host a radio show while incarcerated.

Shroyer is serving a 60-day jail sentence for his role in J6.

Shroyer was placed in solitary confinement for 7 days after he turned himself in due to the prison's covid quarantine intake policy. On his first day in general population, he made a phone call to someone who posted it on his X social media account.

But Shoyer's time out of solitary didn't last long, and he was put right back in solitary after this call:

"Maybe I'll be able to get a little more informed now that that I'm outside and have a little more access to news, television and this phone call ... I do hope to pull the impossible and, maybe something that's never been done before, hosting a radio show from a federal prison."

Jack Posobiec was the rat that got him sent back to solitary

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004


that’s where the bandage covering a wound from an IV injection was

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piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

Last Chance posted:

that’s where the bandage covering a wound from an IV injection was

no it’s where his mother held onto him when she dunked him in the river styx

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