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bee
Dec 17, 2008


Do you often sing or whistle just for fun?
Yep, little kiosk/counter kinda things. I have fond memories of my Nanna taking me to the one in the food court of David Jones and letting me pick a few out. Walking into the place you could find your way to the Cookie man with your eyes shut, it smelt so loving good!

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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

bee posted:

Yep, little kiosk/counter kinda things. I have fond memories of my Nanna taking me to the one in the food court of David Jones and letting me pick a few out. Walking into the place you could find your way to the Cookie man with your eyes shut, it smelt so loving good!

I miss when the David Jones in Melbourne had a pick-and-mix lollies place :sigh:.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
i miss pick n mixes in general

ikea used to have a real good one but it went away when covid came to town

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

Neddy Seagoon posted:

I miss when the David Jones in Melbourne had a pick-and-mix lollies place :sigh:.

I can just remember David Jones or maybe Grace Bros. in Sydney used to have a Lift Operator in the lift when I was a kid.

An old dude in a uniform manually controlling it with a lever.

No buttons.

Imagine.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Blow posted:

I can just remember David Jones or maybe Grace Bros. in Sydney used to have a Lift Operator in the lift when I was a kid.

An old dude in a uniform manually controlling it with a lever.

No buttons.

Imagine.

Same in Melbourne.

And you could see the lift shaft because the outside of the cage wasn't enclosed. The lift operator used to rattle off what was on each floor as you approached.

bee
Dec 17, 2008


Do you often sing or whistle just for fun?

Neddy Seagoon posted:

I miss when the David Jones in Melbourne had a pick-and-mix lollies place :sigh:.

The David Jones I'm thinking about that had the cookie man in the food court also had one of those lolly parts. You could get those little jelly babies that were dusted with icing sugar and they were magical :)

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Lolie posted:

Same in Melbourne.

And you could see the lift shaft because the outside of the cage wasn't enclosed. The lift operator used to rattle off what was on each floor as you approached.

The Myer Centre in downtown Adelaide has glass elevators where you can see the workings and movement from the inside and out. It's pretty cool, and freaks out a lot of people visiting.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

bee posted:

The David Jones I'm thinking about that had the cookie man in the food court also had one of those lolly parts. You could get those little jelly babies that were dusted with icing sugar and they were magical :)

They were my favourite too :allears:.

Beechworth Sweet Co. makes dusted jelly babies that are as good, though. They're sold out at the moment but hold onto this link as they restock fairly regularly. Also sorry for your diet if you browse their store at all.

They also tend to toss in a small pack of something extra too with your order, like some redvines or cola bottles, etc.

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

bee posted:

The David Jones I'm thinking about that had the cookie man in the food court also had one of those lolly parts. You could get those little jelly babies that were dusted with icing sugar and they were magical :)

Neddy Seagoon posted:

They were my favourite too :allears:.

Beechworth Sweet Co. makes dusted jelly babies that are as good, though. They're sold out at the moment but hold onto this link as they restock fairly regularly. Also sorry for your diet if you browse their store at all.

They also tend to toss in a small pack of something extra too with your order, like some redvines or cola bottles, etc.

Also keep an eye on the Aldi special buys catalogues. They tend to get them in stock a couple of times a year.

bee
Dec 17, 2008


Do you often sing or whistle just for fun?

AusGoons posted:


Diabeetus fuel


Thanks heaps! Love me some nostalgia calories.

Speaking of sugary delights, I'm headed down to Sydney this weekend and I'm looking forward to bringing a few jars of this back with me. For some reason they only stock it in particular stores, none of which are close to me. It's probably for the best, I'd make myself sick eating it all the time otherwise.

Wrageowrapper
Apr 30, 2009

DRINK! ARSE! FECKIN CHRISTMAS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glXLkMGnsOI

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.
Remember to make the pilgrimage to Hobart to visit Computer Cat.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Whoforthenwhat
Sep 20, 2009

Megillah Gorilla posted:

The 70s and 80s were a whole other universe. I remember finding the first episode of the Goodies on youtube once and, five minutes in, tits.

Let's not even get into poo poo like H.R. Puffnstuff and that loving flute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJhthxRiR94&t=34s

British TV in the 70's and 80's was always doing the tits out thing. Benny Hill, even Monty python, hell didn't the sun newspaper or something have Page 3 girls so you got some nice tits while reading the paper?

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Whoforthenwhat posted:

British TV in the 70's and 80's was always doing the tits out thing. Benny Hill, even Monty python, hell didn't the sun newspaper or something have Page 3 girls so you got some nice tits while reading the paper?

Yeah the tabloids used to have topless women on page 3, a practice that was only stopped in 2015

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS

Any Tassie goons know his son? I heard he's a bit of a wierdo

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

https://twitter.com/HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN/status/1719572785247518988

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

webmeister posted:

Yeah the tabloids used to have topless women on page 3, a practice that was only stopped in 2015

I bought a couple issues of those tabloids while I lived in the UK, and I think I told one news vendor I was only buying it for the tits because the articles were unreadable. I'd rather be known as a pervert than a tabloid reader.

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 07:50 on Nov 1, 2023

Elrond Hubbard
Mar 30, 2007

To ERH
*everyone applauds*

Can't believe this bloke's on a bike with no helmet

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I bought a couple issues of those tabloids while I lived in the UK, and I think I told one news vendor I was only buying it for the tits because the articles were unreadable. I'd rather be known as a pervert than a tabloid reader.

Oh I forgot to add that a lot of the Page 3 Girls were just that - girls. Yes, it was/is legal to print topless 16 year old girls in the paper :barf:

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

The phrase "pizza for cat" gets spoken more often than is probably healthy in our household.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

webmeister posted:

Oh I forgot to add that a lot of the Page 3 Girls were just that - girls. Yes, it was/is legal to print topless 16 year old girls in the paper :barf:

Ah, well then. Time to take the very minor nostalgia I have for the concept of Page 3 outside the back of the barn and shoot it.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Elissimpark posted:

The phrase "pizza for cat" gets spoken more often than is probably healthy in our household.

Better than "them no angel tits"

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

webmeister posted:

Oh I forgot to add that a lot of the Page 3 Girls were just that - girls. Yes, it was/is legal to print topless 16 year old girls in the paper :barf:

There was a Melbourne paper in the 80s which had a lot of nude girls in it, and pornographic stories.

And all the horse and dog racing for the week.

They certainly knew their demographic.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Megillah Gorilla posted:

There was a Melbourne paper in the 80s which had a lot of nude girls in it, and pornographic stories.

And all the horse and dog racing for the week.

They certainly knew their demographic.

Ah yes. Truth.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Megillah Gorilla posted:

There was a Melbourne paper in the 80s which had a lot of nude girls in it, and pornographic stories.

And all the horse and dog racing for the week.

They certainly knew their demographic.

Don't forget Zoo magazine in the 2000's.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
Zoo magazine wasn't nudes, just scantily clad women

ili
Jul 26, 2003


Yeah it was picture and people that had nudes.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Diet skin mags don't really count for this either. Needs to be a tabloid / broadsheet.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
The references to the american people magazine always confused me as a kid. Why would a nudie mag filled with homemade nudes be talking about the most beautiful celebrities of the year

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Lolie posted:

Ah yes. Truth.

Just there on the stand next to the Age and Sun, free for anyone to look through.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Non Compos Mentis posted:

The references to the american people magazine always confused me as a kid. Why would a nudie mag filled with homemade nudes be talking about the most beautiful celebrities of the year

Now that People and the Picture are defunct, much rich Australian slang such as "norks" and "gash" will vanish from our vocabularies.

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

tockley

Whoforthenwhat
Sep 20, 2009

Elissimpark posted:

Now that People and the Picture are defunct, much rich Australian slang such as "norks" and "gash" will vanish from our vocabularies.

The Bogan community shall look after them well and preserve them for future generations. Or have they abandoned those terms too?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
Where will derros send pictures of their naked girlfriends/wives now?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Elissimpark posted:

Now that People and the Picture are defunct, much rich Australian slang such as "norks" and "gash" will vanish from our vocabularies.

Rest easy, mate. Neither of these are Aussie-only terms just FYI.

ili
Jul 26, 2003


Norks is british slang originally I thought, plus for the permanently politically brain-damaged it's a terribly offensive slur against North Koreans.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

I always thought it was "Norgs". Even when I saw it spelled out. I just assumed it was a regional spelling or, they were doing that thing where you pluralize a word with a "z" to make it more exxxtreme! i.e. Spinnaz instead of spinners.

I overthought the grammar and spelling of ways to refer to boobs way too much as a younger man.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Rest easy, mate. Neither of these are Aussie-only terms just FYI.

See how foreign words have infiltrated our culture. Soon I won't be able to describe breasts, penises or vaginas in native Strine terms.

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Whoforthenwhat
Sep 20, 2009
I just searched up Aussie slang for the various bits and I swear most are British or American

Twig and berries nah.. Jugs is America.

We have no identity! How can we call ourselves Aussie with no words for genitals!

Map of tassie isn't really relevant anymore either.

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