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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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gregday
May 23, 2003

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RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.
Nap Ghost
I think it says something when you have to drop everything and can't do anything else so that you can focus on "get TROOP". Like all these liberals won't even wipe their rear end because they have a laser focus on "TRIP".

Actual Satan
Mar 14, 2017

Keep on partying!

You'll NEVER regret it!

Trust ME!


Legal Scholars Scream Disgrace!

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Buddykins posted:

gently caress him up santos

gregday
May 23, 2003

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

the milk machine posted:

jeffrey, it is time

disable X, the everything app, embeds

enable Truth Social embeds

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

bebop esq posted:

no no, keep posting that poo poo

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


I would pay so much money to be in the back of Trump's brain for five minutes, like in Being John Malkovich.

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
Imagine the smell.

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



William Bear posted:

Too late, he already talked about how the DNC could've been hacked by a 400-pound guy sitting in his bed back in 2016.

the haters and losers tweet was in 2013!

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

love how he thinks having a disclaimer is a weird trick that gets you off scott free no matter what

it's like those dump trucks that say on the back that they're not liable for any damage from things falling off, oops turns out you are liable lmao

he is like one of those dump trucks

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Lol

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Bearjew posted:

an excellent defense to allegations of fraudulent financial statements

:hmmyes:

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I would pay so much money to be in the back of Trump's brain for five minutes, like in Being John Malkovich.

I doubt you or anyone else could survive that without going all the way around the bend

it would be like The Jaunt, just snaps your psyche right in half

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I would pay so much money to be in the back of Trump's brain for five minutes, like in Being John Malkovich.

7 1/2th floor of trump tower

full point
Jan 21, 2006

tenderjerk posted:

The Trump Organization is Very Liquid

TOIVL

full point
Jan 21, 2006

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Google believes this is Phil Burger



Phil Collins, owner of the DirtyBurger

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

MASSIVE CARAVANS THROUGH MEXICO HEADED OUR WAY!!! CROOKED JOE BIDEN, WHO’S TOO BUSY USING LAW ENFORCEMENT TO GO AFTER HIS POLITICAL OPPONENT, HAS NO IDEA WHAT TO DO. WE ARE TRULY A NATION IN DECLINE! MAGA2024

lol peepaw mad

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


https://x.com/phil_lewis_/status/1720170607608840240?s=46&t=I-gsjpvNkUNcOBofs8OOkQ

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



Wow, future presidential material

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

love how he thinks having a disclaimer is a weird trick that gets you off scott free no matter what

it's like those dump trucks that say on the back that they're not liable for any damage from things falling off, oops turns out you are liable lmao

*scot

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


why did he resign?

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard
america is a joke country full of clowns. Lpzie is right

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Buddykins posted:

america is a joke country full of clowns. Lpzie is right

🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Lpzie posted:

🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽

can you make your emoticons bigger for us old people to see

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

euphronius posted:

can you make your emoticons bigger for us old people to see

how about you gently caress off instead

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

love to publicly declare that my worth is greater than my financial statements claim when on trial for allegedly commiting fraud through said financial statements

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

Lpzie posted:

🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽

i'll remember this

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Buddykins posted:

i'll remember this

no you won’t

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


wow. never would have expected a GOP state officials to assume that openly making racist comments is kosher.

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I would pay so much money to be in the back of Trump's brain for five minutes, like in Being John Malkovich.

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

euphronius posted:

can you make your emoticons bigger for us old people to see

do what I do and log off

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Louisgod posted:

do what I do and log off

never log off

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

euphronius posted:

can you make your emoticons bigger for us old people to see

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

I yearn for the simpler days of Covfefe

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6ZJHdjucUA

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004
donald trump is without a doubt the funniest person in history

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

full point posted:

Phil Collins, owner of the DirtyBurger

Phil Collins is a huge Alamo (like, "remember the Alamo" Alamo) fan and a few years ago he donated a bunch of old stuff to some kind of historical commission. Some of it might have been fake.

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Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

lumpentroll posted:

no you won’t

you're right....

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