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lynch_69
Jan 21, 2001

The weirdest thing about that whole Sybian era of the show was when they got an actual big name actress (who was likely a trainwreck in real life) to ride it. I can't remember who, I think Carmen Electra? The best Sybian bit was when they had Little Lupe ride it with the octogenarian inventor of the device in studio encouraging her with his creepy old man voice. I think wrestling superstar and WCW World heavyweight title holder David Arquette was also in the studio at the time.

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DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?
Didn't Tracy Morgan operate it once while a porn star rode it?

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

lynch_69 posted:

The best Sybian bit was when they had Little Lupe ride it with the octogenarian inventor of the device in studio encouraging her with his creepy old man voice.

You are thinking of

Kragger99 posted:

Let the poison out Raven

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

lynch_69 posted:

The weirdest thing about that whole Sybian era of the show was when they got an actual big name actress (who was likely a trainwreck in real life) to ride it. I can't remember who, I think Carmen Electra? The best Sybian bit was when they had Little Lupe ride it with the octogenarian inventor of the device in studio encouraging her with his creepy old man voice. I think wrestling superstar and WCW World heavyweight title holder David Arquette was also in the studio at the time.

https://archive.org/details/htvod-carmen-electra-interview-rides-the-sybian

https://www.dailymotion.com/playlist/x6m48i

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Dave Lampert, the inventor of the Sybian, was on twice, once with Raven and once with Little Lupe. I remember the second appearance was a letdown because it was basically identical to the first so it wasn't funny anymore.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
Oh... gross

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
The whole thing was an instant skip 15 years ago, I cannot imagine it's gotten better

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Former Human posted:

Dave Lampert, the inventor of the Sybian, was on twice, once with Raven and once with Little Lupe. I remember the second appearance was a letdown because it was basically identical to the first so it wasn't funny anymore.

“Come on Loopy”. That was the best one. Lupe may have had the grossest porn gimmick but she was always great on the show. Her phony phone call with Bigfoot is top 10.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Bonzo posted:

That was the point of the show. Doesn't age well but it was what it was.

right? lol and they were always "DID YOU CUM!?!?!

I still remember an iteration of this thread where some girl squirted in Gary's face , and the thread recognized her as either a former poster or well known actress to SA and they confirmed she had STDs.

Was it Annie Cruz?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=1479

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006


Yep

parthenocarpy
Dec 18, 2003

I remember all that Annie Cruz forums stuff when it happened. Good god that was almost 20 years ago. Piss in my rear end for a dollar

ultraviolence123
Jul 3, 2002


Szyznyk posted:

He got shot in the eye with vagina goooooooo

This should have won the Booey song contest. I think the Carmina Burana parody won, but the Billy Joel Booey song was art.

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world

ultraviolence123 posted:

This should have won the Booey song contest. I think the Carmina Burana parody won, but the Billy Joel Booey song was art.

Angry Young Booey may be one of the best lyrical Booey songs ever made.

The only other parody song with lyrics that I think comes close is Crazy Cabbie- Paint it Black.

"I desperately search for the love my parents didnt give, If they really loved me I'd Know where they live"

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






I love the Baker Street Baby Booey song. It's so dumb and simple and repetitive but I could listen to it on an eight hour loop.

parthenocarpy
Dec 18, 2003

When I actually listened to the original baker street, I was surprised there weren't vocals during the saxophone part and thought I had an alternate track or something

DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?
Release Robin's bra
Release Robin's bra

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

DeadBonesBrook posted:

Release Robin's bra
Release Robin's bra

T'its the season.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Mr Lance Murdock posted:

Angry Young Booey may be one of the best lyrical Booey songs ever made.

The only other parody song with lyrics that I think comes close is Crazy Cabbie- Paint it Black.

"I desperately search for the love my parents didnt give, If they really loved me I'd Know where they live"

Don't forget "His teeth are yell like pee"

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Bonzo posted:

Don't forget "His teeth are yell like pee"

"Why would you write a song with words you can't pronounce?"

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Mr Lance Murdock posted:

Angry Young Booey may be one of the best lyrical Booey songs ever made.

Hard agree.


Mr Lance Murdock posted:

The only other parody song with lyrics that I think comes close is Crazy Cabbie- Paint it Black.

"I desperately search for the love my parents didnt give, If they really loved me I'd Know where they live"

The lyrics to "Ralphie Cakes" are on target.

https://www.reddit.com/r/howardstern/comments/4c1h0p/ralphie_cakes_song/?sort=new

While people go and earn their paycheck,
You're at home just watching Star Trek...

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Szyznyk posted:

“Come on Loopy”. That was the best one. Lupe may have had the grossest porn gimmick but she was always great on the show. Her phony phone call with Bigfoot is top 10.

Little Lupe created a top ten Stern moment for me.
I love the rare occasions where Stern is caught completely off guard, and just doesn't know what to say...never lasts long, but I love it.

If you listen to the original Little Lupe appearance, there is this point where she's babbling on about her va-hina being like a mah-tine... suddenly she busts out with "VAGINA POO-SAY", and Stern is dumbstuck for a good three or four seconds, he just doesn't know what to say.

LOVE IT.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Was Bai Ling ever on the show? I remember her bein an exceptional stone cold lunatic for a while.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

haljordan posted:

Was Bai Ling ever on the show? I remember her bein an exceptional stone cold lunatic for a while.

Yeah she was on and yes she was pretty out there

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Squashy Nipples posted:

Hard agree.

The lyrics to "Ralphie Cakes" are on target.

https://www.reddit.com/r/howardstern/comments/4c1h0p/ralphie_cakes_song/?sort=new

While people go and earn their paycheck,
You're at home just watching Star Trek...

I'm re-watching DS9 and shudder at least once an episode because I remember Ralph slept with Jadzia

parthenocarpy
Dec 18, 2003

If anyone cares I found that Norm MacDonald* joke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXmkNWk2lp0

*Garry Shandling

parthenocarpy fucked around with this message at 21:30 on Nov 3, 2023

lynch_69
Jan 21, 2001

Bonzo posted:

I'm re-watching DS9 and shudder at least once an episode because I remember Ralph slept with Jadzia

Wait what? This bit of show trivia must have slipped me by

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

parthenocarpy posted:

If anyone cares I found that Norm MacDonald* joke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXmkNWk2lp0

*Garry Shandling

I love hearing comedians talking about how much they love and respect other comedians, and I don't think you can get better than Norm reminiscing about Garry Shandling.

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Despite the fact most people in this thread don't listen to the show anymore (for obvious reasons) I appreciate that the thread exists and people here are stable. I know Reddit is populated by crazy people but the Stern subreddit really epitomizes this. At least half the members are conspiracy theorists or MAGA idiots who hate that Howard won't suck up to Trump or do nonstop racist jokes. I thought about making a list of their greatest hits but :effort:

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
Yeah, it's pretty cool/funny that there's a group here who can all tell you every piece of minutia about the show from 1993-2013 but almost no one here has listened to the show regularly in years.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Poooooseeeeee it is

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
I'M A CONQUEROR YOU JERK!!!!!!

Two Kings
Nov 1, 2004

Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately.
This ain’t Hot Rod Magazine, pal!

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6sa-CXXXoo

I love hearing Bigfoot Jr get political. Also, I always found it creepy (but necessary) that Richard and Sal just essentially disappear once the target is in the poo poo.

"Legalize maruh-juhwanna!"

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Casually walking around the house while listening to a heavy metal drummer screaming from getting waxed.

Mexican Radio
Jan 5, 2007

mombo with your jombo?
I’m bein’ a-scriminized housing, it is

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Shes Not Impressed posted:

Casually walking around the house while listening to a heavy metal drummer screaming from getting waxed.

I prefer to listen to Richard having diarrhea, myself.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

lynch_69 posted:

Wait what? This bit of show trivia must have slipped me by

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be4vKmePL8U


Former Human posted:

I prefer to listen to Richard having diarrhea, myself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAnAdmtQYlc

I remember that Richard said he had those, um, issues because he was eating lean turkey and egg whites for breakfast. It was what Howard told him to do to loose weight.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Ambassadorofsodomy posted:

I'M A CONQUEROR YOU JERK!!!!!!

Seriously the real thing was one of the funniest lines from the show. You know that people told him that the show was taking advantage of him for that reason a number of times and one day he finally called it out.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
I still remember the fist time I heard this. Pretty sure I was actually bent over laughing.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UiyXK_zsg0

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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

"Yeah.... Uh.... Yeah yeah, giving a shout out... Yeah, shout out here, uhh to uhhh... Andre... Vivian, his lovely mom Vivian. Laquisha Barnes, out of Tarboro, North Carolina. The great Kenna Hotea, Elana Gr....Elana Grace France, in Reno, Nevada, Tom Hoffman, and his little dog EMburrrrr in Chantilly, Virginia, uhhhhhhhhhhh... Jeff and Patty CONNECTION, out in Reno Nevada, and his lovely mom Grace down in Virginia... "

"... in Qualicum Beach county. Dave Wolfe and Nick Wood wrote a book called Amazing Grace, in which I'm mentioned prominently. Go to uhhh 'Success', it's a marvelous book.... "

I assume we can all hear this out, perfectly.

Sometimes I feel like quoting this (because gently caress re-transcribing it, holy poo poo) due to stuff coming up in this thread, and it's always a pain to find. No that I've found it again, I have to remember that it was posted a day short of the 20th anniversary of 9/11 Scott bowling during a national emergency.

:shepface:

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