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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 354 days!

WarMECH posted:

i hear its actually worth $18,000,000 million dollars

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Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015


lol

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy
toop o' the morning, Posting Pals!

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Ham Cheeks posted:

toop o' the morning, Posting Pals!

good toopsday to you

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
https://twitter.com/dog_rates/status/1720202846279499877?s=46

lol

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Glumwheels posted:

What’s a non-Trumpy way of getting out of jury duty? I don’t want to get in a case and have it impact my holiday plans next month.

just do it, the holidays come every year



(I said I'm a caregiver and got out of it but that was legit, but I didn't have to prove anything)

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

can’t wait to see wat Meemaw says about this

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
Just flash them your EU passport and go home.

Works like a charm.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Lladre posted:

Just flash them your EU passport and go home.

Works like a charm.

This but your postin history

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Lladre posted:

Just flash them.

Works like a charm.

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

This also works but also gets you detained for a day.

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



Lol :3:

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Trial update:

That’s it for today, folks. The trial will pick up on Monday at 10AM ET, when Donald Trump is scheduled to appear. However, it’s not clear that they’re done hearing from Eric, so there may be some section of his testimony to start the day.

There was some testimony from Eric Trump this morning, closing out looking at the New York properties and moving into a genuinely strange effort to turn Mar-a-Lago into a private home for a $50,000 homestead exemption and some kind of undisclosed benefit.

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007



1,995 to go

Noobicide
Sep 12, 2007

love to explore the commodification of Mothman

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Noobicide posted:

love to explore the commodification of Mothman

Happy infrastructure week!

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Noobicide posted:

love to explore the commodification of Mothman

that's how new j.d. vance's are born

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

dont count out dolly yet you bastards

Dolly Parton criticises Tennessee’s anti-trans bills: ‘I just want everybody to be treated good’

https://www.thepinknews.com/2023/11/03/dolly-parton-tennessee-anti-trans-bills/

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnX-D4kkPOQ

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

every older onion video is an absolute treasure

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Thank you for your brave honesty

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1720475990277730790

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

they do it so well

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

is this an emule2k joke

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

is this an emule2k joke

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

weird choice when 2's plot was all about cumming

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020


:hmmyes: parking in rear

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


When Cum is outlawed, only outlaws will have Cum.

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
Donald T pumps

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

the milk machine posted:

Donald T pumps

can’t stump the pump

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

Louisgod posted:

every older onion video is an absolute treasure

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

how many is too many?

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


They'll have my cum when they pry it from my cold, dead fingers.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1feEqgRZQI

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

They'll have my cum when they pry it from my warm, sticky fingers.

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Buddykins being shown how to post by helpful fellow posters.

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