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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Dog Faced JoJo posted:

best drank when having sex with your mother in the outhouse

:prepop:





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Boob Cop
Jan 1, 2023

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hustler_Magazine_v._Falwell

Ol sakkman
Sep 28, 2021

When I drank I was a negroni man

Ol sakkman
Sep 28, 2021

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
I’m learning, growing

Ol sakkman
Sep 28, 2021

Campari+Cinzano+whatever de gently caress gin=goodbye

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Yea thank god we have a Supreme Court in this country to keep us on an even keel

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
the bartender where I go limits people to only one Long Island iced tea but has no limit on Negronis

:getin:

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Ol sakkman posted:

Campari+Cinzano+whatever de gently caress gin=goodbye

they're so loving delicious, it's like the lovely kid in Lion Witch Wardrobe who's hooked on Turkish Delight, which I'm here to tell you is absolutely not as delicious as a Negroni

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Joementum posted:

the bartender where I go limits people to only one Long Island iced tea but has no limit on Negronis

:getin:

I am just learning this is a pimp move for the first time

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Consummate Professional posted:

I am just learning this is a pimp move for the first time

a boulevardier is a Negroni with whiskey instead of gin and is also delicious

Numberwang!!!
Jul 24, 2019

skaboomizzy posted:

https://twitter.com/rollingstone/status/1721274337188040981?s=46&t=CF3Yg9XgdXL6BGcgu4WIXQ

Speaker of the House Mike Johnson admitted that he and his son monitored each other’s porn intake in a resurfaced clip from 2022

normal stuff

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
OBAMNA

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

https://i.imgur.com/9yJQpLM.mp4

linoleum floors
Mar 25, 2012

Please. Let me tell you all about how you're all idiots. I am of superior intellect here. Go suck some dicks. You have all fucking stupid opinions. This is my fucking opinion.

emfive posted:

anyway back to Parisian workers in the late 19th century, they had all sorts of daily rituals involving local cafes that were sort-of specific to particular workshops (metal, leather, woodwork, etc), and workers would start their day before work with a quarter-liter of wine, then after an hour or so would go back for more wine, and then after another hour go back for some absinthe, and then in the afternoon it was time for more wine, and then later some more wine, and then before closing time a quick stop for more wine, and then after work it was time for more wine with the boys.

Saturday was a workday, and most workers (up to the early 20th century and certainly not after WW1 broke out) Monday was treated basically as a holiday and they just spent all day at the cafe drinking and doing labor organizing. Many cafes in Paris operated as a sort of LinkedIn for workers, brokering jobs. People had cafe owners perform marriages and baptisms.

Any time you read about how mundane stuff worked a long time ago, you realize more that we simply cannot project modern conventions back into the past.
Sir this is the Trump thread

110523_3
Nov 6, 2023

Consummate Professional posted:

I’m learning, growing

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Joementum posted:

Trump's porn stash is probably like three worn out VHSs of a Cinemax show called Classy Broads that he taped in 1987

he said in an interview that he doesnt masturbate because its too much work for too little payoff

prob drains his life battery too

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

slop ‘em up

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
gently caress off weird guy

110523_3
Nov 6, 2023

Schmoe Cwead posted:

he said in an interview that he doesnt masturbate because its too much work for too little payoff

prob drains his life battery too

batteries*

MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021


Joementum posted:

which is funny because a Negroni is one of the easiest and best ways to consume pure liquor

i simply put the 100 proof bottle to my lips and drink]

looks like that cups no good, diogenes

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

2DCAT posted:

I love you all. I hope we finally get a socialist society some day soon. I wish we got Jess Scarane into the senate. You helped me navigate some weird political times. I no longer know which path is forward. Do something good and positive. Adopt a cat. I'm tired. :love:

we love you and you make very cool music

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

Consummate Professional posted:

gently caress off weird guy

please be nice they just joined sa

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgG_b9L7dwo

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

bebop esq posted:

we love you and you make very cool music

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009


embarrassing...just give me the drink and clean ur station

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

2DCAT posted:

I love you all. I hope we finally get a socialist society some day soon. I wish we got Jess Scarane into the senate. You helped me navigate some weird political times. I no longer know which path is forward. Do something good and positive. Adopt a cat. I'm tired. :love:

you ok friend?

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

CODChimera posted:

embarrassing...just give me the drink and clean ur station

CODChimera's the kind of guy who looks askance when people order Shirley Temples for their children

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
hey hope I'm reading too much into 2DCAT's post but: please reach out to someone if you need help or need to talk


goes for all of you tbh

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


https://x.com/hello__caitlin/status/1721258338019877282?s=61&t=fWsm-upldseXptBaVlet9Q

sesh

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

bebop esq posted:

hey hope I'm reading too much into 2DCAT's post but: please reach out to someone if you need help or need to talk


goes for all of you tbh

yeah that was a grim post, I'm worried too

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

no one works harder to make you laugh than Mr. Uekusa

https://twitter.com/uespiiiiii/status/1721158333464518868

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

2DCAT posted:

I love you all. I hope we finally get a socialist society some day soon. I wish we got Jess Scarane into the senate. You helped me navigate some weird political times. I no longer know which path is forward. Do something good and positive. Adopt a cat. I'm tired. :love:

ill adopt you!

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Joementum posted:

ok, the post was a joke about how Donald Trump enjoys masturbating to pictures of his son, Eric Trump

drat that could have been a great joke

Boob Cop
Jan 1, 2023


Was watching that during my covid delirium

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

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Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

he knows what u did






and he liked it

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