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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

emfive posted:

it would make about as much sense for me to have approached my kids with this idea of mutual porn monitoring as it would have for me to have suggested us all living under the sea

except daughter A really likes sea creatures, but other than that, wildly absurd.

Kids, I need an accountabilibuddy for not beating off.

No takers?

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Apr 30, 2005

Ol sakkman posted:

The Australian cheese maker:



That's not Gavin Webber

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

PostNouveau posted:

Kids, I need an accountabilibuddy for not beating off.

No takers?

yea exactly, like how loving creepy was that conversation

"Son, I would like for us to talk about our strength together in resisting the temptations of porn on the Internet."

"uhh, of what on the Internet?"

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Son, does twin porn count as double porn?

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

but youre my step speaker

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Buddykins posted:

but youre my step speaker


:eyepop:

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Buddykins posted:

but youre my step speaker

Lol

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

hello, i'm back (uknow who i am )

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

just got a costco membership

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
Mike Johnson what is your favorite porno

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
it's literally impossible for me to think of a joke scenario for a humorous Internet post about that weirdo and his poor son without making myself sick

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

mike johnson sounds more bland than loving john doe

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

actionjackson posted:

just got a costco membership

be careful in the parking lot(s). Costco people take no prisoners.

The Italian olive oil (not necessarily the organic one) is really good, daily-use olive oil for the price. Also the avocado oil.

Here (it's not the same everywhere) the cream (like in the dairy section) is vastly better than cream available anywhere else in town.

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Buddykins posted:

mike johnson sounds more bland than loving john doe

buddykins you've probably never been through (let alone to) Shreveport, I cannot over-stress how horrible it is.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

does mike johnson sit down with his porn watching son and his wife that's nowhere to be found and has bland spaghetti dinners while listening to mozart and chopin

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

emfive posted:

be careful in the parking lot(s). Costco people take no prisoners.

The Italian olive oil (not necessarily the organic one) is really good, daily-use olive oil for the price. Also the avocado oil.

Here (it's not the same everywhere) the cream (like in the dairy section) is vastly better than cream available anywhere else in town.

Thanks Costco Guru not

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

emfive posted:

be careful in the parking lot(s). Costco people take no prisoners.

The Italian olive oil (not necessarily the organic one) is really good, daily-use olive oil for the price. Also the avocado oil.

Here (it's not the same everywhere) the cream (like in the dairy section) is vastly better than cream available anywhere else in town.

only reason I have a costco membership is for the cheap olive snd avocado oil, along with the coffee.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
Let's see Mike Johnson whackin' it :cheersdoge:

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

emfive posted:

buddykins you've probably never been through (let alone to) Shreveport, I cannot over-stress how horrible it is.

i actually have a story about shreveport and it involves lots of random things from when i was like 10 or 12 years old. Super Mario 64, a girl, ketchup on eggs, and i'm fairly sure something traumatizing that i've blocked.

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Buddykins posted:

does mike johnson sit down with his porn watching son and his wife that's nowhere to be found and has bland spaghetti dinners while listening to mozart and chopin

" The porno" looks nice and the boys seem to have eaten their spaghetti and meat balls!

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

emfive posted:

be careful in the parking lot(s). Costco people take no prisoners.

The Italian olive oil (not necessarily the organic one) is really good, daily-use olive oil for the price. Also the avocado oil.

Here (it's not the same everywhere) the cream (like in the dairy section) is vastly better than cream available anywhere else in town.

my first trip i found the place kind of terrifying, but it's mainly just for cheap(er) gas and a few household basics, especially detergent, paper towels, etc. so I don't need to go that often

Moot .1415926535
Mar 24, 2006

Yep, that's pretty much it.

Consummate Professional posted:

a negroni is what I order when I’m trying to appear “serious” and not “a drunk”

mezcal Negronis are the real deal

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Moot .1415926535 posted:

mezcal Negronis are the real deal

:hai:

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Double jerk off Pompeii guy.

Soylent Majority
Jul 13, 2020

Dune 2: Chicks At The Same Time

just for the record I am not Kristi yamaguccimane

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

SirPablo posted:

Double jerk off Pompeii guy.


Moot .1415926535
Mar 24, 2006

Yep, that's pretty much it.

emfive posted:

anyway back to Parisian workers in the late 19th century, they had all sorts of daily rituals involving local cafes that were sort-of specific to particular workshops (metal, leather, woodwork, etc), and workers would start their day before work with a quarter-liter of wine, then after an hour or so would go back for more wine, and then after another hour go back for some absinthe, and then in the afternoon it was time for more wine, and then later some more wine, and then before closing time a quick stop for more wine, and then after work it was time for more wine with the boys.

Saturday was a workday, and most workers (up to the early 20th century and certainly not after WW1 broke out) Monday was treated basically as a holiday and they just spent all day at the cafe drinking and doing labor organizing. Many cafes in Paris operated as a sort of LinkedIn for workers, brokering jobs. People had cafe owners perform marriages and baptisms.

Any time you read about how mundane stuff worked a long time ago, you realize more that we simply cannot project modern conventions back into the past.

m5 I found this very informative and would like to know more

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvU3QQH2b2Y

literally always think of this when people like mike johnson become relevant

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

these deals are incredible

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Ammanas
Jul 17, 2005

Voltes V: "Laser swooooooooord!"

Louisgod posted:

only reason I have a costco membership is for the cheap olive snd avocado oil, along with the coffee.

toilet paper, salmon, coffee, bacon, household sundry items (dish soap, laundry detergent), protein powder, kirkland chocolate brownie protein bars are top shelf, motor oil, potato chips, dog food, single serve ice cream items (like bars, its its), cheese...man i could go on. i generally dont eat much of their prepared frozen dishes although i did when i was a kid and they were great. the rotisserie chicken tastes like poo poo from whatever brine or solution they inject but it's a value price per gram of protein. their food court is wildly overrated but whatever its a huge hotdog for $1.50 or large pizza for $10 (both may give you diarrhea).

if you're not in a shithole dry state or whatever the gently caress their alcohol prices are unbeatable. pharmacy is good and their eyeglasses are alright. pet pharmacy is huge if you need it.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

drat costco has everything

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Moot .1415926535 posted:

m5 I found this very informative and would like to know more

The World of the Paris Café, W Scott Haine

It's like a sociology book with lots of statistics and stuff, so kind-of boring unless you force yourself through it, but now that I'm into the book I'm finding it fascinating because it was all so weird.

The author(s) use a lot of statistics like logs of arrests for public drunkenness and contemporary moralizing about the evils of cafe society (and this isn't fancy cafe society; it's mostly working-class stuff). I don't know, I like that kind of thing. It's not a book that wants to tell you a gripping story, it's a book with numbers and old facts and anecdotes etc.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

I know that look.
The just sucked look.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
https://twitter.com/RichardHanania/status/1720992936052306000?s=20
guys, it's just for twitter engagement. guys?!?

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

Soylent Majority posted:

just for the record I am not Kristi yamaguccimane

lol

Ammanas
Jul 17, 2005

Voltes V: "Laser swooooooooord!"

Buddykins posted:

drat costco has everything

except love 😭

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011


lol

boroda
Jul 26, 2007


нет усов
eve fartlow hahahaahahahahahahahahah

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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
https://twitter.com/RichardHanania/status/1721191213381066880?s=20

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