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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

Mistle posted:

All the loving-edge pornography tech and this is half-rear end Halloween prop-looking face is what they come up with?

If you don't want it to be sexy, why give it a face at all? Nobody but the depraved are gonna want to gently caress ASIMO.

What gets me is the glasses.

It doesn't need glasses. Stop trying to anthropomorphize it in these utterly empty ways.

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Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug

keep punching joe posted:

Has Grok said the N word yet?

That's its best selling feature

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Samovar posted:

What gets me is the glasses.

It doesn't need glasses. Stop trying to anthropomorphize it in these utterly empty ways.

A droid who needs glasses. Sad!

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!





lol he just found out about the consoles dropping twitter

Sankis
Mar 8, 2004

But I remember the fella who told me. Big lad. Arms as thick as oak trees, a stunning collection of scars, nice eye patch. A REAL therapist he was. Er wait. Maybe it was rapist?


keep punching joe posted:

Has Grok said the N word yet?

Not yet, but we're getting close. It's working it's way chronologically through every slur and we're currently at 14th century terms for Moors.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

kazil posted:





lol he just found out about the consoles dropping twitter


I had no idea my consoles could Tweet lol.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
Maybe they could but they cant xeet

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Don't panic, Elon's looking into it

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.




Gross

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

keep punching joe posted:

Has Grok said the N word yet?
If the n word was engraved on each nano angstrom of it's circuitry it would not equal 1 one-billionth of the times Grok said the n-word during testing.

Circle Nine
Mar 1, 2009

But that’s how it is when you start wanting to have things. Now, I just look at them, and when I go away I carry them in my head. Then my hands are always free, because I don’t have to carry a suitcase.

Samovar posted:

What gets me is the glasses.

It doesn't need glasses. Stop trying to anthropomorphize it in these utterly empty ways.

if it doesn't have the glasses how am i supposed to get an erection

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
Has it at least said the fourteen words yet?

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

zedprime posted:

If the n word was engraved on each nano angstrom of it's circuitry it would not equal 1 one-billionth of the times Grok said the n-word during testing.

I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SLUR

graynull
Dec 2, 2005

Did I misread all the signs?
Musk and engineers, working long hours in a lab with machine learning assistance to develop Sluranium, from which they can forge a pure slur to finally eradicate the woke mind virus.

Circle Nine
Mar 1, 2009

But that’s how it is when you start wanting to have things. Now, I just look at them, and when I go away I carry them in my head. Then my hands are always free, because I don’t have to carry a suitcase.

keep punching joe posted:

Has it at least said the fourteen words yet?

no but if you say them to grok that unlocks extra anti-woke mode where it'll help you invent new slurs

deimos
Nov 30, 2006

Forget it man this bat is whack, it's got poobrain!

Waffle House posted:

https://www.roadandtrack.com/review...4ZMuIpooHpGKo4s

Toyota developed a $10,000 pickup EV, and it looks awesome.

This is more like what I expect an EV truck to be like, the Extra Cab and RV are my favorites, it looks Astronaut-ish in a way. It'd be awesome if that was a gullwing behind the front door, but it's just a body panel behind the cabin:

No mention of it being an EV

quote:

he IMV 0 comes with rear-wheel drive and a gasoline 2.0-liter inline-four matched to a 5-speed manual transmission. Four-wheel-drive and diesel variants will also be offered

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


EVs use gasoline right

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://x.com/ChrisO_wiki/status/1721886902759170349?s=20

what

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Elon can't even get outside of low earth orbit. Challenging him to get to Jupiter's moon is like challenging him to an iron man competition.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


Get your filthy hands off Callisto!

greatBigJerk
Sep 6, 2010

My final form.
So he looked at Musk's Mars plans and thought they weren't stupid enough already?

How long until he suggests nuking Europa?

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

I am going to spend 4.5 Quadrillion dollars over 50 years to colonize Uranus now what Elon Musk

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



What the hell at all that

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

3 Day Special IO Operation

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands


:psyboom:

Teratrain
Aug 23, 2007
Waiting for Godot

graynull posted:

Musk and engineers, working long hours in a lab with machine learning assistance to develop Sluranium, from which they can forge a pure slur to finally eradicate the woke mind virus.

They have to be really careful with this stuff cos it's a source of unionizing radiation

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010

kazil posted:





lol he just found out about the consoles dropping twitter


Someone made a joke about it earlier in the thread, but I now firmly believe that Elmo will now attempt to make an X console.

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Even though it's nonsense, it will end up driving Elon mad. I look forward to his meltdown over it

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
He is going to beg and offer API access for free or maybe even pay for them to use it

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

E the Shaggy posted:

Someone made a joke about it earlier in the thread, but I now firmly believe that Elmo will now attempt to make an X console.

Great, we'll get to recycle the XBone jokes from the early 2010s!

Durzel
Nov 15, 2005


Elias_Maluco posted:

He is going to beg and offer API access for free or maybe even pay for them to use it
Will be pretty lol if they turn around and say "the API cost isn't the problem, it's the loving wall to wall bigotry free speech."

Did someone say #Consoles???

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


𝕏box, the everything console.

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


E the Shaggy posted:

Someone made a joke about it earlier in the thread, but I now firmly believe that Elmo will now attempt to make an X console.

on the X console the Red Ring of Death will only appear when you're TOTALLY PWNING YOUR OPONENTS :elon: :elon: :elon:

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

Vampire Panties posted:

I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SLUR

Holy poo poo

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

E the Shaggy posted:

Someone made a joke about it earlier in the thread, but I now firmly believe that Elmo will now attempt to make an X console.

right after he makes the tesla phone

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


dont forget the cold fuel thrusters for tesla cars too

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
The whole internet loves grok, a based AI that fights wokeness! *5 seconds later* We are pleased to inform you the ai is #racist

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


R.L. Stine posted:

The whole internet loves grok, a based AI that fights wokeness! *5 seconds later* We are pleased to inform you the ai is #racist

Transitive property, being based is being racist? that can't be right

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Grey Cat posted:

𝕏bo𝕏, the 𝕏rything con𝕏ole.

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
#sports video games can no longer be streamed to X, the Everything App

#SPORTS

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