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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Oh dang, oh man, gonna cum!
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Splicer posted:Dozens of goons now getting a thousand yard stare as they realise their various jacking locations weren't nearly as stealthy as they thought. Nonsense, I always left the tap running while I kept the bathroom occupied, like James Bond 
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Nov 8, 2023 07:31
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I just moan, clap and clank whenever I'm alone, they will never know when it's actually part of my me-time.
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Grendels Dad posted:I just moan, clap and clank whenever I'm alone, they will never know when it's actually part of my me-time.
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Roses are red A pound's 100 pennies,
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Splicer posted:The kid was autistic and hated taking showers or otherwise getting wet. He had the day off from school because his mom was taking him and his sister for a checkup. Since he wasn't going to school his mom said he didn't have to shower. Part of the checkup was hydrostatic weighing. He was mad because his mom "bait and switched" him by allowing him to think he was escaping having to shower when she knew he'd get wet anyway. This is absolute a mystery, you just happen to be an initiate into the lore.
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DACK FAYDEN posted:wtf my guess all this time has been "he had a belt buckle clinking against a bathroom tile floor" 
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wait it doesnt sound like you just got the jackpot on a one armed bandit when you cum? i should probably go talk to a doctor
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I make every attempt to be the loudest I possibly can when I have a orgasms, in order to assert dominance to the weaker ejaculators and ejaculatees in a large radius of wherever I happen to be. I may not be the good at erotic predilections, but I am certainly confident and annoying.
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syntaxfunction posted:I make every attempt to be the loudest I possibly can when I have a orgasms, in order to assert dominance to the weaker ejaculators and ejaculatees in a large radius of wherever I happen to be. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ0s6LMapnY Loud and NSFW audio warning
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I have it on good authority you can be as loud as the hell you want. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfxb0Net18A Hyperlynx has a new favorite as of 05:37 on Nov 9, 2023 |
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This obviously includes also the pre-dinner drinks and aperitifs. Set the mood, advertise your intentions.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Oh dang, oh man Now I believe you sound like this when you're doing a sex: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5k_arVcqR8 Horns and all. Inceltown posted:The r/r thread eventually puzzled it out to be the noise you hear when someone tips a camgirl iirc. So the boy just lacks imagination  Anonymous Zebra posted:I know you guys are rightfully credulous, but Reddit relationship posts are full of some absolutely wild poo poo from people who have strange ideas that would have been sounded off on and corrected by close friends before the existence of the internet, but which end up getting posted for thousands to read now that Reddit exists. It's how you end up with a woman thinking men have barbs on their dicks and that sex hurts all the way up to her wedding reception. Or how you have a guy asking Reddit whether every family keeps a poop knife over their toilet, etc etc. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ-SlTaCFfQ (LMAO the search autocompleted perfectly at "You don't") 3D Megadoodoo has a new favorite as of 14:21 on Nov 8, 2023 |
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Goddamn people used to be tediously edgy back in 08. I don't remember any of SA's subforums being quite as annoyingly lovely as that though, but it might just be these rose-tinted glasses I'm wearing.
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fartknocker posted:
I'm glad I didn't skip ahead to the end. That honestly felt like back when I watched The Sixth Sense for the first time.
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Splicer posted:Ah, the ghost maneuver This should be a legit thing and be called The Jacob Marley.
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ZixTheYeti posted:This should be a legit thing and be called The Jacob Marley. Save that name for one that involves and doing things you're really going to regret later.
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ZixTheYeti posted:This should be a legit thing and be called The Jacob Marley. That’s when you choke yourself with chains and when you don’t fully die you get more of gravy than of grave.
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I was very disappointed when I went to Iceland, traveled to Husavik (where the Phallalogical Museum was located at the time), and found it was closed for the winter.
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Admiralty Flag posted:I was very disappointed when I went to Iceland, traveled to Husavik (where the Phallalogical Museum was located at the time), and found it was closed for the winter. The dick museum sucked for you?
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Admiralty Flag posted:I was very disappointed when I went to Iceland, traveled to Husavik (where the Phallalogical Museum was located at the time), and found it was closed for the winter. it's less impressive in the cold?
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Mauser posted:it's less impressive in the cold? I’ll say, it disappeared!
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PYF Funny Pictures: The dick museum sucked
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This is not a place of honor...
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When was the museum erect(ed)?
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I have that same sign on my door
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Mauser posted:it's less impressive in the cold? Getting to be the time of year around here when it's hard not to post this 
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Dying to find out what place this is though that is apparently mistaken for the Penis Museum often enough that they had to put up a sign.
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Grendels Dad posted:Dying to find out what place this is though that is apparently mistaken for the Penis Museum often enough that they had to put up a sign. Dick's sporting
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Grendels Dad posted:Dying to find out what place this is though that is apparently mistaken for the Penis Museum often enough that they had to put up a sign. Sneed's Seed & Feed
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Grendels Dad posted:Dying to find out what place this is though that is apparently mistaken for the Penis Museum often enough that they had to put up a sign.
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I went to the Penis Museum in Reykjavik one time on an unexpected layover. I don't know if I was just hungover or over-tired, but the jars of severed penises with a clump of pickled guts attached to each didn't seem as fun as I thought and we left after just a little bit. It's pretty small, but they sure did fit a lot of dicks in there. The museum's founder donated his own dong upon his death which I did get to peep. There's a documentary called The Final Member that covers the museum and this edition.
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If I wanted to see junk that doesn't work anymore I'd look in a mirror.
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Let's be honest it's not like it worked before either
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Wait the penis in the penis museum are purely decorative? I know, i'd only visit a penis museum classy enough to just have working dongs in their collection 
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