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Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Bethamphetamine posted:

Oh poo poo, China is charging up its Panda energy

Only Trump can save us from the coming Panda Spirit Bomb

in a wacky mix up they accidentally get sent to the panda express fast food chain

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Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

And the NYT wants us to believe Michigan is gonna vote for Trump when the party is completely collapsed there lmao.

https://twitter.com/ScottPresler/status/1722256080598904860

https://twitter.com/ScottPresler/status/1722286235639488872

Scott is in cope and anti-semitism mode today, his only two tweets. Sad!

Scott Forstall
Aug 16, 2003

MMM THAT FAUX LEATHER

bing bong so simple, put in a “buyer beware” clause like trup and sell it anyway

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

Bethamphetamine posted:

Oh poo poo, China is charging up its Panda energy

Only Trump can save us from the coming Panda Spirit Bomb

nixon being the friendship president with china is something that lives rent free in my head. wonder where china would be without that visit

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

Oglethorpe posted:

nixon being the friendship president with china is something that lives rent free in my head. wonder where china would be without that visit

Nixon remains the last good US president

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

tacodaemon posted:

check out the license plate on this black Charger I walked past today while out shopping. is it Baloogan's car? did Baloogan move here?




hi tacodaemon good to see you again

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

I figure they won’t pull the trigger on the heart attack gun for Biden until late in the campaign to avoid a full dose of Kamala

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Scarabrae posted:

I figure they won’t pull the trigger on the heart attack gun for Biden until late in the campaign to avoid a full dose of Kamala

they haven't even let her do an unrecorded speech in weeks

she's on the shelf, if Biden croaks they'll probably just run Hilary again

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

:trumppop:

El Palo Mota
Aug 5, 2009

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
WHAT THE gently caress THERES BEEN A TRUTRG THREAD THIS WHOLE TIME gently caress YOU

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
I ASSUME COMICAL MISSPELLINGS OF THE FUTURE PRESIDENTS NAME ARE STILL COOL

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

is there a weed strain named after Kamala yet? because there really should be

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

Scarabrae posted:

is there a weed strain named after Kamala yet? because there really should be

taste like old socks and ditchweed

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Filthy Hans posted:

can't help but wonder if they were being investigated for something heinous

probably the exact opposite they were investigating some heinous poo poo

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Scarabrae posted:

is there a weed strain named after Kamala yet? because there really should be

which one makes you stammer and giggle uncontrollably

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

thinkin bout thos booty jams

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Scarabrae posted:

is there a weed strain named after Kamala yet? because there really should be

that poo poo will lock you up (on the couch)

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

ArmedZombie posted:

thinkin bout thos booty jams

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

sweet looking ride

welcome back :)
Heck,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBcrf1yX0M0
Yeah :wave:

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Booty Jams

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

ArmedZombie posted:

thinkin bout thos booty jams

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

Scarabrae posted:

is there a weed strain named after Kamala yet? because there really should be

kamalockemup

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
well in shitditch new mexico we had four separate ''lone wolf(s)'' threaten, harass, and shoot at ppl voting downtown yesterday

i hate this loving country

El Palo Mota
Aug 5, 2009
https://x.com/MacFarlaneNews/status/1722371456619753508?s=20

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

does anyone have that expanding thunk gif

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Trump

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

tacodaemon posted:

check out the license plate on this black Charger I walked past today while out shopping. is it Baloogan's car? did Baloogan move here?




a)whomever owns this car probably learned the hard way that a 3M matte wrap will not stay adhered to the hood of a supercharged V8, which seems like a very Balooganish experience

b)welcome back, I tried to shoulder your burden of white noise posting but I'm no Atlas

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

sinnesloeschen posted:

does anyone have that expanding thunk gif

https://i.imgur.com/R5slHUK.gifv

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

First they came for Trumps.

Then they came for gamers.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


Honestly if I was ever in a position to exaggerate my net worth by billions of dollars to secure basically free money

I would

no hesitation

you take that shot when it comes

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Danny Tartabull

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

donlop tmrue

gregday
May 23, 2003


she's right, the judge expanded trumps gag order onto his lawyers too

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


god forbid I get convicted in state court for the billions of dollars I defrauded of investment banks before triumphantly getting TOTALLY EXONERATED by the court of appeals

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
dilhoop trabswick

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

gregday posted:

she's right, the judge expanded trumps gag order onto his lawyers too

lmao for real?

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

sinnesloeschen posted:

dilhoop trabswick

is it me or does it feel like 2017 in here

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

the gag is growing

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Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
increasingly gagged

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