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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Hell yeah Bryce

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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


what's with all this Hank Hill talk

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Commentary has turned me fully against the Bears so yeah get poo poo on dummies.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







frank reich going to take a poo poo

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Shazbot!

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Well that was a fast first quarter

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Well that was a fast first quarter

Thank God it's over

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Don't need a helmet to tackle.

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
Ah, that's the offense I've gotten used to

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Android Apocalypse posted:

Don't need a helmet to tackle.

No wonder he's concussed every loving game

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

a rare mcnabbed in 2023

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Does anyone know where the love of God goes when the kicks turn the minutes to hours

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
Offense keeping pace with offense

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Eddy Pineiro, former Bear

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
was the ball holder pointing to the kicker where the goal was?!?

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

some of these field goalers kick little crappers that could get blocked with no benefit on their end.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Android Apocalypse posted:

Don't need a helmet to tackle.

remember whenever witten's helmet would fly off and he'd keep running and people thought it was badass

then they heard him try to speak on MNF

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
This song is about depression and suicidal ideation

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Uh using that Rolling Stones song is a choice.

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS
That Panthers drive was such a tease :lol:

God these offenses are bad.

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

CapnAndy posted:

This song is about depression and suicidal ideation

Dolphins-Jets?

Sounds about right.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Why would I want football in black and white

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

why’s he here

Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

CapnAndy posted:

This song is about depression and suicidal ideation

So perfect for Amazon Prime football

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
So Jason Kelce is hoping to get a booth gig once he's done playing?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







lmao just straight up talking about another team

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Finally, something interesting

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
These teams suck, let’s talk about the eagles instead

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

The 7th Guest posted:

why’s he here

So people keep this game on for another few minutes.

If they get to the subject of his brother’s girlfriend, viewership will increase 90%

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Shinji2015 posted:

So Jason Kelce is hoping to get a booth gig once he's done playing?
can’t possibly be worse than Mark Sclereth at FOX

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

CapnAndy posted:

These teams suck, let’s talk about the eagles instead

this but unironically

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
Let's bring up the tush push, why not

The 7th Guest posted:

can’t possibly be worse than Mark Sclereth at FOX

Very true

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
gently caress the Cowboys

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Shinji2015 posted:

So Jason Kelce is hoping to get a booth gig once he's done playing?
Not with this performance

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i'm tired of the kelce brothers and i don't care who knows. from shooting ads to the super bowl. footfootball football football, taylor, podcasts, golf

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

fartknocker posted:

gently caress the Cowboys

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

CapnAndy posted:

These teams suck, let’s talk about the eagles instead

:hmmyes:

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

There's a team that's 8-1? Man, we shoulda gotten those guys tonight

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
lol kelce is like "hey guys there's a game going on"

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fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Jason Kelce - "Hey, game happening"

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