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Milo and POTUS posted:i cannot think of a single obvious reason for faucet dick that doesnt involve a grievous bodily injury or a horrible malformation His name is Richard and he had been running his family's faucet store his entire life.
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Milo and POTUS posted:i cannot think of a single obvious reason for faucet dick that doesnt involve a grievous bodily injury or a horrible malformation Well, he is a goon.
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Milo and POTUS posted:i cannot think of a single obvious reason for faucet dick that doesnt involve a grievous bodily injury or a horrible malformation the kind of dude who pees standing up 
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:the kind of dude who pees standing up I'm a stand up pisser. My brother always lies. Can you solve our riddle?
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wakka wakka posted:I'm a stand up pisser. My brother always lies. Can you solve our riddle? So you piss on your brother while he's down?
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wakka wakka posted:I'm a stand up pisser. My brother always lies. Can you solve our riddle? ______________________________________________/ 
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No but gimme a moment and I can tell if your brother is diabetic
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Milo and POTUS posted:i cannot think of a single obvious reason for faucet dick that doesnt involve a grievous bodily injury or a horrible malformation When you twist the knobs there's a few seconds of groaning and then it all comes out in spurts.
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fluoride is stored in the piss
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oldpainless posted:She complains a lot More like oldsemiticless
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Movolo sounds like a C list Flash villain
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Outrail posted:Movolo sounds like a C list Flash villain Every Flash villain is C-list.
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freeedr posted:I’ve been kicked by a cassowary, ask me anything mystes posted:did the experience increase your level of cassowariness?
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Outrail posted:Movolo sounds like a C list Flash villain Isn't Movolo Voldemort's real name?
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Yngwie Mangosteen posted:Isn't Movolo Voldemort's real name? One of the few things I retained about those books is that in the French translation his name is Tom Elvis Jedusor
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freeedr posted:When I flash someone they rate me A+
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Phy posted:One of the few things I retained about those books is that in the French translation his name is Tom Elvis Jedusor lol Splicer posted:Yeah but they're grading on a curve to the left or the right?
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Phy posted:One of the few things I retained about those books is that in the French translation his name is Tom Elvis Jedusor I just flew in from Vegas, and boy is my jedusor
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Yngwie Mangosteen posted:to the left or the right? Out & down like Gonzo's nose
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Yngwie Mangosteen posted:Isn't Movolo Voldemort's real name? You'll have a bowel movoloment in your pants when you find out!
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BOOTY-ADE posted:Out & down like Gonzo's nose
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Backstory: In the r/relationships thread in GBS, there are often Am I The rear end in a top hat posts. Someone posted that they were a new hire at a place, and was told why the previous person was fired. Then they told some other people asking about the previous person and OP was very open and direct with their answer. ChickenOfTomorrow's post has the OP, the rest is commentary that just gave me a sensible chuckle as to how comedy just happens on these forums. ChickenOfTomorrow posted:AITA for telling some people looking for a coworker why he was fired? PancakeTransmission posted:Pretty sure the guy fired from Walmart isn't going to sue for defamation The Bramble posted:Im going to sue you for failing to spontaneously speak well of me. Pope Corky the IX posted:I’m going to sue Fleetwood Mac over their most famous album. BallerBallerDillz posted:Objection, hearsay! The album in question is called "Rumours"
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CannonFodder posted:The album in question is called "Rumours" FYI: CannonFodder first posted this IN the r/relationships thread.
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CannonFodder posted:The album in question is called "Rumours" The making of that album can be like 10 r/relationships posts on its own
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mllaneza posted:FYI: CannonFodder first posted this IN the r/relationships thread. I hosed it up.
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mllaneza posted:FYI: CannonFodder first posted this IN the r/relationships thread. well, that's what people say
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pentyne posted:almost immediately after this post the account was permabanned for being an alt, and there's a page and a half of sopranos puns about it
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LifeLynx posted:lol k
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Grassy Knowles posted:The making of that album can be like 10 r/relationships posts on its own Yeah it rules
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 Did Wolverine ever get his DANCE PARTY back?? I AM THE WALRUS posted:I havent read any comic books since he lost his skeleton so i was just wondering. 
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From the things you just realized threadHyperlynx posted:Aries has nothing to do with Ares. Wasabi the J posted:Oh gently caress a duck Hispanic! At The Disco posted:It has nothing to do with Zeus, either.
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Hyperlynx posted:Aries has nothing to do with Ares. Wasabi the J posted:Oh gently caress a duck Hispanic! At The Disco posted:It has nothing to do with Zeus, either.
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The funny forum quote so nice it was posted twice.
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Splicer posted:But what about Narcissus?
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:The funny forum quote so nice it was posted twice. Teach me to leave tabs open 
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On the topic of forums income from insane rereg folksNuns with Guns posted:They're apparently not doing any chargebacks or fraud on their forum account buys either. Jeffrey said something like "it feels like I'm driving a spaceship powered by hapless morons who won't stop jumping into the reactor core."
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Captain Hygiene posted:On the topic of forums income from insane rereg folks I wonder how many of these permabanned goons who can't move on or take a hint seriously had to stop and consider only being able to buy 2 out of the 3 between gas, groceries, or more SA accounts.
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Captain Hygiene posted:On the topic of forums income from insane rereg folks The Prestige but the clones keep drowning themselves on purpose
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