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randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Darchangel posted:

I was stunned when my Crown Vic didn't "make the noise." Still am. Guess they finally figured it out.

Perfectly fine with a decent engine :smug:

Mine definitely howled a bit, but didn't scream.

The EJ25x had no loving business in that generation Outback. It was a very heavy car, underpowered as hell, and the 2.5 got roughly the same mileage as the 3.0. It was painfully slow at highway speeds, though to be fair, mine really felt/sounded like it was down on compression. I would still own another (by far the most useful car I've owned, and just as comfortable as my Lexus), but it would have to be a 3.0 variant.

randomidiot fucked around with this message at 00:42 on Nov 14, 2023

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stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

PainterofCrap posted:

No... guys that get into Brass-era or older can't afford mechanic's tools so they get into cars that can be maintained with cow tools.
Till you are with 6 other guys pipe rolling some massive fuckoff antique metal lathe on and then off a trailer into their workshop because one of the many old guys involved in the hobby was downsizing.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

randomidiot posted:

, but it would have to be a 3.0 variant.

.......

Posters want that piece of poo poo even after the two year long agony I went through on this forum????

PitViper
May 25, 2003

Welcome and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart!
I love you!
Wasn't the 3.0 H6 the lovely one, and the 3.6 H6 at least a bit better?

Either way, you could just buy the older 4th gen Outback with the turbo 2.5, and all the joy that entails.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



stealie72 posted:

Till you are with 6 other guys pipe rolling some massive fuckoff antique metal lathe on and then off a trailer into their workshop because one of the many old guys involved in the hobby was downsizing.

Ah, yes. The cow tools suck them in.

It's all cow tools until the babbit bearings wear out.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
Lathechat made me think about how In college I used to work in a small town rickety old rambling machine shop (they'd just add a new metal shed if there was new stuff to use) where the founder was a 90ish year old wealthy Lathe-horder and his 65ish year old son ran the business now, but the old boy still came in and helped me do random odd crap around the place because he loved hanging out and seeing people doing the work.

The major business they did was refinishing huge paper rollers, so they had some incredibly monstrous old-school equipment making huge amounts of noise and endangering limbs. They also made, by hand, huge chains that snowplows use/used to spin out the sand/salt, and that entailed some 1930's era hilariously loud & safety-measure-free stamper that just pounded out lengths 5 hours a day while the operator dude permanently smoked a cigarette and drank 12 Pepsi's before lunch. I assembled the chains and then he used some sort of additionally dangerous riveter thing to put them together. I guess OSHA didn't exist back then, or whatever.

I totally wish I had pictures of the great variety of junk in the interior and stored around the outside of that place, this wouldn't be the right thread but I have a feeling AI in general would have loved the huge collection of insanely old and dangerous machines we had going on there that were still mostly in use.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I used to go to wreckers and get Familiar parts for my TX3 builds (Chrome door latches etc)

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





How does that thing look worse in every new photo?

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

I can fit an entire bicycle inside my 2002 Escort.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Sagebrush posted:

I can fit an entire bicycle inside my 2002 Escort.

I was doing the math, I can fit an entire bike* in my 3 series wagon and it is 48.9" shorter than a cybertruck.

*I do take the front wheel off, but only because it's easier to deal with than having the wheel and handlebars sticking out 90 degrees from each other.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

IOwnCalculus posted:

How does that thing look worse in every new photo?

It's like an anti-wonder of the world.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
Techbroium, the newly discovered close relative to dentistium.

Fucker buys a sworks and a slobber truck but didn't spring for a tailgate pad.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

cursedshitbox posted:

Techbroium, the newly discovered close relative to dentistium.

Fucker buys a sworks and a slobber truck but didn't spring for a tailgate pad.

I don't think any buyers have actually received their Czbrtrkkks yet. This is promotional material.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I don't think any buyers have actually received their Czbrtrkkks yet. This is promotional material.

the gently caress is it promoting, not being able to fit a bicycle in the bed?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
I wonder how hard it is to get up the ramp in that garage.

How much rear seat headroom do those things have? I looks like 12 year olds would be hitting their heads.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

wesleywillis posted:

How much rear seat headroom do those things have? I looks like 12 year olds would be hitting their heads.

It's way bigger than it seems in photos. It's like 6 1/4 feet tall. Which makes how tiny the bed is hilarious.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Zoom in, enhance!

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Uthor posted:

It's way bigger than it seems in photos. It's like 6 1/4 feet tall. Which makes how tiny the bed is hilarious.

Got ya.


Well, that certainly beats the hell out of an F150, just like Ellen Musk said it would.

Fornax Disaster
Apr 11, 2005

If you need me I'll be in Holodeck Four.

IOwnCalculus posted:

How does that thing look worse in every new photo?

It looks like it’s made out of old dishwashers.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

cursedshitbox posted:

Techbroium, the newly discovered close relative to dentistium.

Fucker buys a sworks and a slobber truck but didn't spring for a tailgate pad.

Bro it's stainless steel! :matters:

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


randomidiot posted:

Mine definitely howled a bit, but didn't scream.

The EJ25x had no loving business in that generation Outback. It was a very heavy car, underpowered as hell, and the 2.5 got roughly the same mileage as the 3.0. It was painfully slow at highway speeds, though to be fair, mine really felt/sounded like it was down on compression. I would still own another (by far the most useful car I've owned, and just as comfortable as my Lexus), but it would have to be a 3.0 variant.

The 3.0 has decent HP. It's let down by the 4 speed OD auto in '02-'04. That thing short-shifts so the engine never makes actual horsepower unless you hammer the throttle or manual shift, and it hates to downshift, again unless you stomp the pedal. I hear the 5-speed in the '05+ is much better, not to mention a revised 3.0. Wouldn't mind one of those.

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

.......

Posters want that piece of poo poo even after the two year long agony I went through on this forum????

It's just you, man. Mine loves me.
I also don't take mine apart and attempt to put it back together.

PitViper posted:

Wasn't the 3.0 H6 the lovely one, and the 3.6 H6 at least a bit better?

Either way, you could just buy the older 4th gen Outback with the turbo 2.5, and all the joy that entails.

Turbo 4 is rarer and more expensive. And has timing belts and lovely head gaskets. :colbert:

IOwnCalculus posted:

How does that thing look worse in every new photo?

and less useful as a "truck".

mobby_6kl posted:

Zoom in, enhance!

Yeah, that's been noted before. They didn't seem to realize that tires do sometime shift around on the rim. The later prototypes don't have the special tires or the hubcaps.

NoWake
Dec 28, 2008

College Slice

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I don't think any buyers have actually received their Czbrtrkkks yet. This is promotional material.

In the same way that bright stripes on venomous snakes and poisonous frogs is "promotional material".

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Fornax Disaster posted:

It looks like it’s made out of old dishwashers.

Oh that's where the Russians were sending them!

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


orange juche posted:

the gently caress is it promoting, not being able to fit a bicycle in the bed?

I mean that's the same problem most trucks have. There's not too many around here but if I ever see one at a biking spot it's a dual cab with a single person in it and a single bike hanging over the tailgate :v:

*edit most mountain bikers tend to have vans because they're superior.

opengl
Sep 16, 2010

I keep spotting this super clean jellybean era F150 in the neighborhood- long bed, single cab. Low enough to load poo poo into it without a stepladder. I'm not even a truck guy and I kind of want that thing.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Completely typical for a modern dual cab. Their beds cant carry poo poo and one reason why I hate them all

The real terrible thing is that's a highly expensive carbon bike with it's downtube resting on metal. That bike will be ruined so loving fast, whomever did that needs a clip around the ears for being so stupid and their bike confiscated


Darchangel posted:

It's just you, man. Mine loves me.
I also don't take mine apart and attempt to put it back together.

Turbo 4 is rarer and more expensive. And has timing belts and lovely head gaskets. :colbert:

I've gone to some lengths to document that the true lovely head gaskets are actually the 3.0R's, the EJ25 is reliable is gently caress in comparison. Oh and good luck when the 3.0R's head warps due to that lovely head gaskets. Absolutly no one should go near any 3L H6 Subaru, it is a grenade waiting to happen in ways the EJ series never could hope to match

quote:

I was doing the math, I can fit an entire bike* in my 3 series wagon and it is 48.9" shorter than a cybertruck.

Carrying bikes without the need to take the wheel off and with full protection is the extact reason why I have a wagon. It's ridulous how bad large vehicles like dual cabs and liftback SUV's are at carrying stuff.

CAT INTERCEPTOR fucked around with this message at 21:23 on Nov 14, 2023

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Darchangel posted:

The 3.0 has decent HP. It's let down by the 4 speed OD auto in '02-'04. That thing short-shifts so the engine never makes actual horsepower unless you hammer the throttle or manual shift, and it hates to downshift, again unless you stomp the pedal. I hear the 5-speed in the '05+ is much better, not to mention a revised 3.0. Wouldn't mind one of those.

Turbo 4 is rarer and more expensive. And has timing belts and lovely head gaskets. :colbert:

I'm pretty sure my base 2.5 had the same transmission. Yeah, it was frustrating, but I had to floor it just to keep up with traffic when leaving a stop anyway. When a Geo Metro is able to keep up with you when you're standing on it, you're a bit low on power. But 150 hp in a ~3600 pound AWD car, with a transmission that upshifts juuuuust as it's starting to make power...

I had just changed the timing belt on mine when I got hit. :argh: I don't THINK the head gaskets had fully let go - I had to add a little coolant here and there, but as far as I could tell, it was only leaking externally. Never overheated while I had it, had the original radiator when I got it (which popped on me, but I caught it before the temp gauge even budged; topped it off with water and left the cap loose, took all of an hour to replace the same day). Plugs didn't show any signs of coolant being burned, never saw anything from the exhaust. Definitely tired though.

I had a chance to drive an 04 manual with the EJ, and it really wasn't much quicker. Supposedly had about 3k (miles) on the engine and clutch. It scooted a little better off the line, but once you were out of 1st it was boringtown.

I don't like the 05+ simply because you can't replace the drat stereo in it. The interior is a little nicer, but not much.

randomidiot fucked around with this message at 21:37 on Nov 14, 2023

Imperador do Brasil
Nov 18, 2005
Rotor-rific



opengl posted:

I keep spotting this super clean jellybean era F150 in the neighborhood- long bed, single cab. Low enough to load poo poo into it without a stepladder. I'm not even a truck guy and I kind of want that thing.

I had one, never should have gotten rid of it. 2002 “classic” 4.0, manual, 4wd single cab long bed. The platonic ideal of a full-size truck.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


(it's true)

https://twitter.com/BoneJail/status/1724501692115280303?t=zmN192Tv5T5ikrI41BOxgA&s=19

Imperador do Brasil
Nov 18, 2005
Rotor-rific




As I’ve posted before, I use my Acty for:

Full Miata hardtop


Motorcycle


Firewood


I know we all have a collective hard-off for the Cybertrukk but I honestly don’t understand it from any viewpoint. Regular Tesla issues and not useful as a truck.

Edit:

Also scrap metal


And 12+ bales of hay but I can’t find a picture of that

Imperador do Brasil fucked around with this message at 00:01 on Nov 15, 2023

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

I mean, not to knock AI's favorite truck type, but a Power Wheels could probably defeat the <ybrtrvkk in terms of towing and carrying capacity.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
god that is a perfect truck and I would love it

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



7x4 bed between the tubs
Inline 6
Three on the tree
3/4-ton payload (so Ford says)

empty weight: 2400-lbs



It's not hard to do. We've already done it.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

The real terrible thing is that's a highly expensive carbon bike with it's downtube resting on metal. That bike will be ruined so loving fast, whomever did that needs a clip around the ears for being so stupid and their bike confiscated

They bought a cybertruck, they're too far gone

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

redgubbinz posted:

They bought a cybertruck, they're too far gone

I think it's a promo shot, Cybbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtruk isnt avail to the public yet. Whomever owns the bike is def an idiot tho for allowing that

https://www.specialized.com/au/en/s-works-enduro-ltd/p/205558?color=335000-205558

Only 19K AUD worth of the most top end of top end bikes that they risked ruining, no biggie

CAT INTERCEPTOR fucked around with this message at 01:41 on Nov 15, 2023

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002
What in the loving gently caress, $19k?

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




PainterofCrap posted:

7x4 bed between the tubs
Inline 6
Three on the tree
3/4-ton payload (so Ford says)

empty weight: 2400-lbs



It's not hard to do. We've already done it.

You can’t sell that in 2023, it would never pass impact testing. Also I bet it can’t support the weight of the vehicle on the roof.


Like do you think your legs would get broken in multiple places in a head-on or would your ankles just get severed?


Where would the side-impact airbags go?

BuckyDoneGun
Nov 30, 2004
fat drunk

Nitrox posted:

What in the loving gently caress, $19k?

How much should it cost?

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OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Nitrox posted:

What in the loving gently caress, $19k?

monopoly money

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