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UFOTacoMan posted:
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
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Nov 14, 2023 20:04
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I think it was posted in here before because musk replied to it but that nerd that got rejected by all the universities and got hired at Google -- his dad is a manager at Google lol
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Nov 14, 2023 20:04
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ive said it from the day it was unveiled: if they manage to bring the cyber truck to market (deliveries any week now!), plenty of idiots will buy it and say its great. doesnt matter how impractical it is or how many obvious defects it has or even how much it costs. elon musk is ftw whether you like it or not
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Nov 14, 2023 20:09
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Back to the Future 4 starting the Cybertruck
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Nov 14, 2023 20:10
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with special appearance by Michael J Fox and his Neuralonk chip
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Nov 14, 2023 20:10
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Lol that spin, look at the lights!!! https://twitter.com/DriveTeslaca/status/1724304381938679915?t=muily52aSurFljqGhRHwXA&s=19
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Nov 14, 2023 20:11
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IBroughttheFunk posted:Behold, the future of transportation. seriously lmaoing at this Can you even put a bike rack on it?
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Nov 14, 2023 20:13
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UFOTacoMan posted:
looking forward to hearing about the meetups in 30 years of those weird guys who never got over their obsession with the Cybertruck
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Nov 14, 2023 20:14
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shyduck posted:look at the whole truck, it's an f-150 wrap lol This makes it look better
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Nov 14, 2023 20:16
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Wait... where are the headlights?
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Nov 14, 2023 20:21
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they put gamer lights in the truck bed
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Nov 14, 2023 20:29
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thathonkey posted:they put gamer lights in the truck bed ahahahahahah
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Nov 14, 2023 20:30
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Elon drew a truck when he was 9 years old and his entire life has been building up to this very moment
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Nov 14, 2023 20:36
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UFOTacoMan posted:
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Nov 14, 2023 21:00
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Wow, the "I was entrapped" excuse actually works if you're rich
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Nov 14, 2023 21:04
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this should apply to all goods, even food.
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Nov 14, 2023 21:13
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Business Gorillas posted:A dating app that's 95% unfuckable bozos and the chat bots trying to steal their CC info already exists in Tinder so every dating app
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Nov 14, 2023 21:13
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ive only seen 1 delorean irl and it was owned by that rear end in a top hat who wrote ready player one
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Nov 14, 2023 21:41
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I love the cybertruck. It's so bad.
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Nov 14, 2023 21:42
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French knights would have won in Agincourt if they had ridden cybertrucks
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Nov 14, 2023 21:46
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tenderjerk posted:ive only seen 1 delorean irl and it was owned by that rear end in a top hat who wrote ready player one I saw three driving down the road in a line one time 
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Nov 14, 2023 21:48
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WrasslorMonkey posted:I love the cybertruck. its ehpic ftw. i cant wait to see one irl
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Nov 14, 2023 21:49
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I will simply not purchase the cybertruck
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Nov 14, 2023 21:57
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Nenonen posted:French knights would have won in Agincourt if they had ridden cybertrucks my kingdom for a cybertruk
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Nov 14, 2023 21:58
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moist turtleneck posted:Lol that spin, look at the lights!!! I just noticed that the bike is an S-Works. Imagine spending that much on a bike and then chucking it loose in the back of a poo poo truck with the frame up against a hard steel edge.
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Nov 14, 2023 21:58
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moist turtleneck posted:has anyone tested the boat clause yet hovertruck
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Nov 14, 2023 21:58
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Ekranotruck
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Nov 14, 2023 21:59
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(thrust via wheel rotation)
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Nov 14, 2023 22:00
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Cybertruck will be waterproof enough to serve briefly as a blender, so it can make margaritas, lakes & even seas that aren’t too choppy
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Nov 14, 2023 22:02
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 My friends are just out of frame, eating BBQ. spanky the dolphin has issued a correction as of 22:12 on Nov 14, 2023 |
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Nov 14, 2023 22:09
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Too broke for a cyber truck? Oh I pity you fools. I'm going to be peeling off any day now
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Nov 14, 2023 22:25
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spanky the dolphin posted:
hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha
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Nov 14, 2023 22:34
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spanky the dolphin posted:
does the truck bed have a door that opens into the cab? otherwise, how you gonna sleep in there? curled in a ball?
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Nov 14, 2023 22:40
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Is the bed at least four feet wide for the drywall I need for bearing loads at home
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Nov 14, 2023 22:45
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Weembles posted:I just noticed that the bike is an S-Works. Imagine spending that much on a bike and then chucking it loose in the back of a poo poo truck with the frame up against a hard steel edge. it cant even fit a loving bike?? is it a truck for ants
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Nov 14, 2023 22:54
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I appreciate that the quality is low enough that I mistook the fishing rod for a piss stream.
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Nov 14, 2023 23:07
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i just noticed the camping rendering has this elaborate looking fold out electric griddle and table system. elon musk has done it again gently caress take my money sir
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Nov 14, 2023 23:23
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spanky the dolphin posted:
I forgot about this camper kit, which is even funnier now that we know the bed is 3 feet wide
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Nov 14, 2023 23:24
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thathonkey posted:i just noticed the camping rendering has this elaborate looking fold out electric griddle and table system. elon musk has done it again gently caress take my money sir I'm pretty sure that's a third party company render of a product that doesn't exist yet for a product that also doesn't exist yet
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Nov 14, 2023 23:24
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he's right
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