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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

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Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



I would like to speak to the pope's manager.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Koishi Komeiji posted:

I would like to speak to the pope's manager.

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Koishi Komeiji posted:

I would like to speak to the pope's manager.

The Pope just smiled smugly and said “I am the manager” and everyone in the GameStop applauded

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Koishi Komeiji posted:

I would like to speak to the pope's manger.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...



Stick with the God, God bless the God

Just in case though, Back Oboba

3
Aug 26, 2006

The Magic Number


College Slice

Mr. Lobe posted:

Stick with the God, God bless the God

Just in case though, Back Oboba

paul


the vatican hurt my weenie

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.



nightmare blunt rotation

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Freudian typo:

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Koishi Komeiji posted:

I would like to speak to the pope's manager.

if youre catholic you can only do that through a priest. conflict of interest!

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

reminder there is only one true pope

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


is that the good girl swastika (bad and nazi) or the bad pussy swastika (good and sacred religious iconography)

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Nichael posted:

is that the good girl swastika (bad and nazi) or the bad pussy swastika (good and sacred religious iconography)

I think it's got both

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Nichael posted:

is that the good girl swastika (bad and nazi) or the bad pussy swastika (good and sacred religious iconography)

The one on the chest and centered in the hat is the hakenkreuz. There are some left-facing swastikas but they're tilted 45 degrees, idk what that means other than they probably mirrored the hakenkreuz

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

Would it shock you that the late Roman army got much older as the period went on?

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

https://twitter.com/abs_sweetmarie/status/1724527902115410388

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

glad to know israel is the setting for some other universe's terrible ya dystopia franchise

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


new heathcliff cum helmet comic?

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
I assume "we know how to get them moving again" is code for replacing them with sperm from another guy whose pictures look close enough

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
surely it would be more convenient to acquire samples beforehand rather than deploying an elite squad of necrocummancers.

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

uber_stoat posted:

surely it would be more convenient to acquire samples beforehand rather than deploying an elite squad of necrocummancers.

It would have been, but you see the iron dome is impenetrable so there's no reason to ever worry about strikes coming from the concentration camp a few miles away. The IDF is invincible so the brave soldiers themselves are also in no danger.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Two dudes try to start poo poo at court but Sandman just shutting the whole thing down with his little wooden hammer thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0ae-Mhz1AI

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
Thank you Colombian Nazi weed Pope

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

https://twitter.com/v_dendrinou/status/1724523663683387656

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 39 minutes!
Nevermind I'm.an idiot

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



im not going to look into how the actual procedure is performed, instead ill just assume they have a medic like unit run to their fallen conscripts laying on the battlefield and start jerking them off right there in the field

Saraiguma
Oct 2, 2014

KoRMaK posted:

im not going to look into how the actual procedure is performed, instead ill just assume they have a medic like unit run to their fallen conscripts laying on the battlefield and start jerking them off right there in the field

they stick a cattle prod up their rear end to hit the prostate

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Saraiguma posted:

they stick a cattle prod up their rear end to hit the prostate

I should call him....

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.




"Clamps!" yells the medic, as he begins peeling back the foreskin to scrape some IDF hard cheese.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

The Demilich posted:

"Clamps!" yells the medic, as he begins peeling back the foreskin to scrape some IDF hard cheese.
:thunk:

3
Aug 26, 2006

The Magic Number


College Slice

KoRMaK posted:

im not going to look into how the actual procedure is performed, instead ill just assume they have a medic like unit run to their fallen conscripts laying on the battlefield and start jerking them off right there in the field

fermun
Nov 4, 2009

Saraiguma posted:

they stick a cattle prod up their rear end to hit the prostate

AEDs should come with a probe to stick up the butt and shock the prostate to harvest cum just in case the guy doesn't make it.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Jon Pod Van Damm
Apr 6, 2009

THE POSSESSION OF WEALTH IS IN AND OF ITSELF A SIGN OF POOR VIRTUE. AS SUCH:
1 NEVER TRUST ANY RICH PERSON.
2 NEVER HIRE ANY RICH PERSON.
BY RULE 1, IT IS APPROPRIATE TO PRESUME THAT ALL DEGREES AND CREDENTIALS HELD BY A WEALTHY PERSON ARE FRAUDULENT. THIS JUSTIFIES RULE 2--RULE 1 NEEDS NO JUSTIFIC



Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


https://twitter.com/PopBase/status/1724503200055914642?t=bMvbHhqi0iZuoA6vlMi6rg&s=19

Kim Kardashian for mission giver in grand theft auto game

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Men can't have loving anything anymore.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

Gripweed posted:

Men can't have loving anything anymore.

Good.

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archduke.iago
Mar 1, 2011

Nostalgia used to be so much better.


https://twitter.com/dril/status/373590355351855104

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