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Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

TROOF

These Fake Political cases brought against me could have been filed years ago, but these Crooked and Biased Prosecutors, working closely with my Political Opponent in Washington, D.C., Crooked Joe Biden, waited, and waited, and waited, and filed them right in the middle of my campaign for President. Why do you think that Fani, and Alvin, and Letitia and, of course, the Deranged One, Jack Smith, took sooo long after very publicly (LEAKS!) starting their “work?” ELECTION INTERFERENCE!!! PROSECUTORIAL MISCONDUCT!!!

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tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 370 days!

Sherbert Hoover posted:

just remembered this and laughed



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVBpnrWXcMA

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

These Fake Political cases brought against me could have been filed years ago, but these Crooked and Biased Prosecutors, working closely with my Political Opponent in Washington, D.C., Crooked Joe Biden, waited, and waited, and waited, and filed them right in the middle of my campaign for President. Why do you think that Fani, and Alvin, and Letitia and, of course, the Deranged One, Jack Smith, took sooo long after very publicly (LEAKS!) starting their “work?” ELECTION INTERFERENCE!!! PROSECUTORIAL MISCONDUCT!!!

they’re coming for me next I know it

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

cause the dancers don't mind at the new orleans
if ya tip em and they make a cut

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

4D chess

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1724868790289150456

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




111523_2 posted:



i can't wait for today's hand holding and numerous platitudes

lol nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tj1Koliizag

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

golden shower

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 370 days!

china also told bitcoin miners to gently caress off

honorable chairman....please save us

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

the best people

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

why would you admit this

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Louisgod posted:

why would you admit this

to become a trupm cabinet member in 2024

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Louisgod posted:

why would you admit this

Someone erroneously thinks that they have Trump's anti-mattering field! Sad!

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Sherbert Hoover posted:

just remembered this and laughed



theyve been shrinking steadily ever since

now u cant even see them with ur naked eye

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
the leper colony history otp is a good read

Chinatown posted:

The US had 20+ years refining every possible logistic and tactical/logistic network for two wars that were on the other side of the globe. Along with an unparalleled military-industrial complex and spending.

gently caress teh DOD but they have the experience and money to actually know how to do combined arms operations, AND supply their forces on the other side of the world.

Russia just invaded Ukraine with basically a mob that they called an army and they forgot food, and fuel, and morale, and basically everything else other than flesh to get shredded.

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DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





https://i.imgur.com/ishD9S9.mp4

hahahahahaha

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

ex post facho posted:

england is shut down forever. calling the whole thing off

https://twitter.com/MailOnline/status/1724271080263598331

soy dave

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

of course it was a fuckin miller

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003




Disgusting

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

These Fake Political cases brought against me could have been filed years ago, but these Crooked and Biased Prosecutors, working closely with my Political Opponent in Washington, D.C., Crooked Joe Biden, waited, and waited, and waited, and filed them right in the middle of my campaign for President. Why do you think that Fani, and Alvin, and Letitia and, of course, the Deranged One, Jack Smith, took sooo long after very publicly (LEAKS!) starting their “work?” ELECTION INTERFERENCE!!! PROSECUTORIAL MISCONDUCT!!!

[TOOP] very publicly (LEAKS!)

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 370 days!

ex post facho posted:

the leper colony history otp is a good read

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why is this happening, whether you agree or not this poster may techically be corre---oh wait i forgot i post in the groupthink subforum

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
the most public, from the standpoint of leaks

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


ex post facho posted:

the leper colony history otp is a good read

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:yooge: He knew what he signed up for!

veepfake
Oct 21, 2005



does this mean something or is it just funny incompetence

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

tenderjerk posted:

why is this happening, whether you agree or not this poster may techically be corre---oh wait i forgot i post in the groupthink subforum

said something mean about Russia

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

William Bear posted:

Someone erroneously thinks that they have Trump's anti-mattering field! Sad!

Trump doesn’t want to acknowledge the system is rigged to benefit people like him so he attracts people that don’t understand the system. They think the system rewards Trump for his smart actions and they will also be rewarded for copying them. Instead the rich are just not allowed to lose and gently caress everyone else.

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

veepfake posted:

does this mean something or is it just funny incompetence

nothing matters

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
trump lawher: your honor, I've shared all top secret evidence with three media outlets, the names of the jurors in the grand jury, had sexual intercourse with your wife, and have amended my client's plea from not guilty to not guilty from the standpoint of guilt.
judge; thank you counsel.. this is not ideal and I'm sanctioning you $450

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://twitter.com/DevlinBarrett/status/1724855836353118667

She’s gonna run to twitttr and cry about people being mean towards her again.

Someone has to pay her big fence bills and it’s gonna be meemaw and peepaw

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


whenever my wife leaves her office I go in there and lower her chair as far as it goes. wonder if she'll ever realize it's me

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Judge in the GA RICO case is issuing an order granting DA Fani Willis’s motion for protective order after some proffer videos were leaked to the press by one of the defendant’s lawyers.

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
FBI, DHS, ATF who cares they're all scum and should be defunded!

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1724860683345633729

The best thing to ever happen was giving this psycho Karen committee assignments

Durf
Aug 16, 2017






:yooge: retruths are not endorsements

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Mike Johnson keeps fabulous friends

quote:

Another anti-LGBTQ+ connection for House Speaker Mike Johnson has come to light: He’s on the board of a right-wing Christian publishing house whose founder and CEO has called mpox a punishment for being gay, suggested Barack Obama could be the Antichrist, and lamented that condemning homosexuality is no longer socially acceptable.

Johnson has been on the board of Living Waters, a conservative Christian ministry and publishing operation, for the past decade, Politicoreports. The speaker and his wife, Kelly, have interviewed its founder and CEO, Ray Comfort, on their podcast.

Comfort, a minister and evangelist, has a history of radically anti-LGBTQ+ stances, as detailed in the Politico article. In narrating a Living Waters video on the mpox — formerly known as monkeypox — outbreak last year, he posited that it was a “gay disease,” saying those who engage in gay sex will find “in their own bodies the inevitable and appropriate penalty for their wrongdoing.”

In March, he published an article on the Living Waters website expressing disappointment that people can no longer denounce homosexuality in polite society. “Many are quick to paint Christians as evil because they know that we stand firmly on the biblical truth that homosexuality (along with adultery and fornication) is morally wrong,” he wrote. “There was a time in America when we could say these things without any real repercussions. But times have radically changed.”

In a pamphlet for sale on the Living Waters site, Comfort wrote that people who are gay or allies “are sitting in a car on a railroad track with a train coming, and you don’t know it.”

An article he published last month speculated that the Israel-Hamas war may bring about the coming of the Antichrist, the evil opponent of Jesus Christ who will appear toward the end of the world and bring “false peace” to the Middle East. He said Obama could be the Antichrist because of his “leanings toward Islam,” or possibly King Charles III of the U.K., as he is “able to speak some Arabic.” The possibilities cross ideological lines, however, as he also mentioned Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin. He admitted he doesn’t know who the Antichrist is.

lol look at this dumb motherfucker who doesn't know who the antichrist is

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Glumwheels posted:

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1724860683345633729

The best thing to ever happen was giving this psycho Karen committee assignments

She's going to be an active force in Republican politics for a long time

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Durf posted:



:yooge: retruths are not endorsements

lol he's so close to endorsing violence against them

Use your beautiful second amendment to protect this election, like the Great Patriots would have wanted!

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Dear mods: I am not excited about the prospect of violence here, I am simply excited for the comedy that will come with the system failing to defend itself against death threats

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Glumwheels posted:

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1724860683345633729

The best thing to ever happen was giving this psycho Karen committee assignments

Rupubs and democrats can chuck her out any time they want

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veepfake
Oct 21, 2005


Bethamphetamine posted:

Mike Johnson keeps fabulous friends

lol look at this dumb motherfucker who doesn't know who the antichrist is

if obama's been the antichrist for like 60 years then jesus must've forgot or something

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