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Ynglaur posted:So basically, "We hosed up on the the ban side but come be an adult and we can probably sort things out amicably?" I think it's getting better. There's a much more significant investment of time and energy on the part of the alliance into at least looking into issues and determining if something's a Big Fuckin Deal, or if someone needs to have a little Come to Jesus chat, or if someone needs to be  ed.For instance, I received this message from this Identity England shitbird after once again calling him out for being a horrible loving transphobe in Theta's discord, and I got same-day turnaround on my Beekeeper ticket and his services were revoked and he was out of the alliance in short order. A+ service, would complain again. (This guy knew that my husband is British and that we travel to the UK often to see family.)  Discord and CCP declined to take action, afaik, but the alliance was on it. I hope more people have had similar outcomes to really blatant shitassery but it's kinda hard to learn about bc we just don't talk about this stuff super often, and Beekeepers by nature aren't going to share success stories.
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Nov 14, 2023 23:36
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You can't win Eve SMG, who is going to tell me what is happening?
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floppyspud posted:it was me oh thank you
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I lost a single clone with a single 2% “Beancounter” implant. Logging in to relist my market goods, I found nothing in my item hanger. That’s when I discovered that every bit of my PI/minerals/explo loot had sold and I had more isk on my alt liquid than ever before! Thanks, Jay!
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Solus posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM FIFTY THOUSAND JUMP CLONES DOWN THE SPACE TOILET. ITS DELTA SQAD TIME RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE CHEST MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, FURNOK DORN. I CAVE IN MY CHEST AND CAVE IN MY CHEST HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN 1DQ OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXY’S SHITTIEST VIDEO GAME. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO POST GOOD AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT
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Nov 15, 2023 00:24
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psilocybin laden posted:oh thank you (it wasn’t me, you just got pranked)
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Nov 15, 2023 01:02
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Jay you cost me a low-grade social implant. You have 24 hours to pay me back or I will call my mum and the space police to clap you in irons.
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Horsebanger posted:Jay you cost me a low-grade social implant. You have 24 hours to pay me back or I will call my mum and the space police to clap you in irons. Relax, GooseFleet are on our way with free learning implants to dampen the damage on gsfs economy.
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notaspy posted:You can't win Eve SMG, who is going to tell me what is happening? so the way this forum is organized is that it has collections of topics pertaining to a larger category; we call individuals in these collections "threads," and you're posting in the eve: online thread at this very moment. threads are broken down further into posts, which are arranged chronologically. by reading the posts above yours, and then going back to previous pages, you'll be able to see the progression of the conversation and answer this question for yourself! wow! L@@K!
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Nov 15, 2023 02:17
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coming out of retirement to say “why would delta sqad do this”
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Nov 15, 2023 02:33
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Nobody in delta should have to kiss the ring. Just unban everyone no matter if they want to come back or not.
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Nov 15, 2023 03:33
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I wonder how many irreplaceable implants were lost such as the “consul” series or Poteque
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I WAS CONVENIENTLY LEFT OUT OF THIS SCREENSHOT but yeah i've been making this point for a long-rear end time. all this loving crowing about how OrGaNiZeD goons are in eve and like... that wasn't an area they wanted to champion lmao.
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Nov 15, 2023 04:14
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Sickening posted:Nobody in delta should have to kiss the ring. Just unban everyone no matter if they want to come back or not. and admit that leadership was wrong?????? 
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Nov 15, 2023 05:39
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LMAO I am so loving straight for Jay right now. I don't even care about any of the poo poo I just lost, this is comedy worth the price.
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Nov 15, 2023 05:42
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afaik Imperium leadership still hasn't actually acknowledged that any of the hosed up poo poo Mittens did was wrong, and loads of the pubbies in the alliance still think he only left because wreckers chased him out or whatever.
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the gsf leadership had a giant pile of poo poo on the floor next to them. everyone was encouraged to ignore it for the good of the alliance. then old school goons who have actually grown up answer the horn and many of them wander into delta. they see the giant pile of poo poo and say "hey didn't you guys say you cleaned that poo poo off the floor 8 years ago?". so obviously delta is bad
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Nov 15, 2023 05:50
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I like that everyone was so hyped by Asher's takeover speech which boiled down to "video games, amirite?"
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Nov 15, 2023 08:11
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We here in Gooseflock Featheration leadership were saddened to hear about the extremely funny shenanigans Jay Amazingness pulled on GoonSwarm Federation. Because of this, thousands of poor people lost their clones with extremely expensive implants! In response, we formed the Goosefleet GOONICEF Aid Flotilla, a 14-person-strong fleet of Rifters, Covops, an Exequror, and one very plucky Jackdaw. We docked up in Amarr, filled our cargoholds full of +1 implants, warclone blanks, pax amarrias (for spiritual healing), fireworks, and set out to 1DQ1-A to deliver some much-needed aid.  my buzzard loaded up and ready 2 roll The locals in 1DQ were very appreciative as we honked and dropped cans of +1 implants all over the 1DQ Fortizar grid. Finally, the destitute members of GSF could start rebuilding their lives after having so many implants ripped out of their skulls.  so many cans, so many implants left to drop  credit to corgski for all these cans After aid was delivered, we made our way back home and celebrated with a hearty medal for our members. Op Success.   Bonus shoutout to Jay who found us extremely funny and sent us 5b ISK Zkill Report: https://zkillboard.com/br/151727/
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Geese care
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So is FW a thing now or what?
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spent a bunch of hours with jay in various sigs so him going fuckgoons came as a surprise but lolll
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Dieting Hippo posted:We here in Gooseflock Featheration leadership were saddened to hear about the extremely funny shenanigans Jay Amazingness pulled on GoonSwarm Federation. Because of this, thousands of poor people lost their clones with extremely expensive implants! lmao this rules
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Dieting Hippo posted:Bonus shoutout to Jay who found us extremely funny and sent us 5b ISK lmao
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Hey haven’t played or logged in for a bit. Hope my clones are ok.
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twigplant posted:I think it's getting better. There's a much more significant investment of time and energy on the part of the alliance into at least looking into issues and determining if something's a Big Fuckin Deal, or if someone needs to have a little Come to Jesus chat, or if someone needs to be Should've gotten this shitlord to join a fleet in something expensive, kick him in space then pod his dumb rear end
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Nov 15, 2023 18:17
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Smegma Princess X posted:Should've gotten this shitlord to join a fleet in something expensive, kick him in space then pod his dumb rear end Meh, I'd just shoot him and tell VR.
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Wibla posted:Meh, I'd just shoot him and tell VR. gently caress OFF you pubbie dipshit
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Johnny Five-Jaces posted:gently caress OFF you pubbie dipshit And otherwise you are OK? I would have ejected his rear end too. I thought that went without saying 
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Wibla posted:And otherwise you are OK? 
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I would like to discuss eve online 2023. can someone please tell me if FW is worth a try? wibla get hosed. thank you.
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Dieting Hippo posted:We here in Gooseflock Featheration leadership were saddened to hear about the extremely funny shenanigans Jay Amazingness pulled on GoonSwarm Federation. Because of this, thousands of poor people lost their clones with extremely expensive implants! بارك الله تعالى في جاي ومعركته ضد اتحاد سرب الديوث
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Baculus posted:I would like to discuss eve online 2023. Yes. FW, even in an alpha account, rules. Give it a shot for some small scale pvp and if you don;t like it you're only out an alpha.
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