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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

kaleedity posted:

thinking about segway santos

Bethamphetamine posted:

We were denied Santos Segway baby zoomies



"bye bitch"

*zooms off*

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

mags posted:

dang dems should try not being poo poo

you sound like an antisemite, do you want trump to win again?

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

*lmaos CPAishly*

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Tom cottons one of those constructed politicians where they cranked the neck and racism bar to full

He's made by the same character editor as desantis

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

Bud Light will improve their image by sponsoring several internment camps

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
Some part of me will miss Santos.

https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1725179864787956110

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


lol he's going no where

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

https://x.com/MiMagaWatch/status/1724964890048098471?s=20

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

that’s just the Republican platform at this point

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Ben Nerevarine posted:

that’s just the Republican platform at this point

They are also terrible at governing lately, so they can make all the plans they want, but they'll be sure to change all the specific things that Democrats claim prevent progress later

111623_2
Nov 16, 2023
nice to see the terminator is still the same as yesterday

Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004

Zesty.



He's running

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Nonsense posted:

They are also terrible at governing lately, so they can make all the plans they want, but they'll be sure to change all the specific things that Democrats claim prevent progress later

in this case, they'll just let the local sheriff do whatever with a pile of money that was earmarked for WIC

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

TROOF

Louisiana, there is a big and very important Election on Saturday for Attorney General, State Treasurer, and Secretary of State.

Our Republican Nominees, Liz Murrill for Attorney General, John Fleming for Treasurer, and Nancy Landry for Secretary of State, are outstanding in every way and have my Complete and Total Endorsement.

With my strong Endorsement, Jeff Landry made history by flipping the seat of Louisiana’s 2-term Democrat Governor without a runoff — Jeff will be a great Governor!

We need Republican Leadership in the Great State of Louisiana, so please Get Out and Vote Republican on Saturday!

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

TROOF

President Xi and I had a deal whereby China was going to criminalize at the highest level, THE DEATH PENALTY, the manufacturing of Fentanyl. That deal miraculously disappeared with our RIGGED PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION OF 2020. Too bad!!! One more thing to add to the Stolen Election List of Disasters!

111623_2
Nov 16, 2023

with almost no food! what a feat!

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

President Xi and I had a deal whereby China was going to criminalize at the highest level, THE DEATH PENALTY, the manufacturing of Fentanyl. That deal miraculously disappeared with our RIGGED PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION OF 2020. Too bad!!! One more thing to add to the Stolen Election List of Disasters!

Trump did everything, it was perfect, there were all these things done with Trump blah blah blah.

He has no energy anymore, sad

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 14 days!

Nonsense posted:

Bin Laden won

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1725191929137136057

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


no one got tipped at the nearest Applebee's that night

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
i reached down to pick up what i thought was a big piece of fuzz on my steps and it turned out to be a huge brown recluse that proceeded to wriggle out of my fingers and then I nearly fell down the stairs in panic

i can't shake the goosebump feeling and now my day is ruined

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

my friend says nnc means they wanna do it on my dating app (Netflix n chill)

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

getting together to discuss how to speak to the manager come black Friday

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 364 days!

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

President Xi and I had a deal whereby China was going to criminalize at the highest level, THE DEATH PENALTY, the manufacturing of Fentanyl. That deal miraculously disappeared with our RIGGED PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION OF 2020. Too bad!!! One more thing to add to the Stolen Election List of Disasters!

i know it goes without saying but this is not true

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

I don't think Trump is being honest about making a fentanyl deal with China as president

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Demon Of The Fall posted:

i reached down to pick up what i thought was a big piece of fuzz on my steps and it turned out to be a huge brown recluse that proceeded to wriggle out of my fingers and then I nearly fell down the stairs in panic

i can't shake the goosebump feeling and now my day is ruined

spiders are good little friends. he was probably more scared than you were.

had a lil guy drop down directly onto the coffee maker yesterday morning. he climbed back up real fast when the steam hit him

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

https://twitter.com/SnoopDogg/status/1725196796618817785 calling it now, he's launching a new line of edibles

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


Demon Of The Fall posted:

i reached down to pick up what i thought was a big piece of fuzz on my steps and it turned out to be a huge brown recluse that proceeded to wriggle out of my fingers and then I nearly fell down the stairs in panic

i can't shake the goosebump feeling and now my day is ruined

think about how the spider feels

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Grey Fox posted:

https://twitter.com/SnoopDogg/status/1725196796618817785 calling it now, he's launching a new line of edibles

brave

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Louisgod posted:

getting together to discuss how to speak to the manager come black Friday

several of them asking why there isn't a white friday

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

Grey Fox posted:

https://twitter.com/SnoopDogg/status/1725196796618817785 calling it now, he's launching a new line of edibles

smoke weed sometimes

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Snoop should be like Scotty Kilmer and just make wild announcements but never reference them again

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Joementum posted:

several of them asking why there isn't a white friday

*elon musk slowly walks on to stage*

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

right before give thanks for snoop Dogg day

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
snoop has gone Woke

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

think about how the spider feels

probably horrified after seeing my disgusting face. luckily my kid likes bugs and caught and released him in the yard

veepfake
Oct 21, 2005


Grey Fox posted:

https://twitter.com/SnoopDogg/status/1725196796618817785 calling it now, he's launching a new line of edibles

snoop giving up weed feels like an end times sorta thing

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

veepfake posted:

snoop giving up weed feels like an end times sorta thing

He already did this before, like 10 years back.

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An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

give thanks for willie nelson I guess

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