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Scapulor
Nov 21, 2005

The man with the magic scapulae
Pillbug

Scarabrae posted:

strap me to a spacex rocket and fire me at san francisco

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erR_UWrQ_lE

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Scapulor
Nov 21, 2005

The man with the magic scapulae
Pillbug

mexi posted:

my grandfather used to drink butter milk. would you believe he died of a heart attack?

vaxxed???

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
https://twitter.com/chrisloesch/status/1725621438025974198?s=46&t=A16sW12emsJJxXTfyV0WUA

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Scapulor posted:

before they detonated the world's first atomic bomb, there was some concern that it would trigger a runaway chain reaction in the earth's atmosphere, immolating all life (and everything else) on the planet. The chances of this happening were determined to be non-zero, but near zero.

and by god we did it anyway!

and that turned out fine, so IBM should keep a little perspective. sounds like they've got some growing up to do.

I knew about this, but there are some funny details I just found:

quote:

During the next three months scientists in secret conference discussed the dangers of fusion but without agreement. Again Compton took the lead in the final decision. If, after calculation, he said, it were proved that the chances were more than approximately three in one million that the earth would be vaporized by the atomic explosion, he would not proceed with the project. Calculations proved the figures slightly less - and the project continued.

http://large.stanford.edu/courses/2015/ph241/chung1/docs/buck.pdf

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
geordi :haibrower:

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Your Yoda grammar is incorrect

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1725971216421245155

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Scarabrae posted:

also lol in handegg news, sports betting has ruined everything

https://x.com/stoolpresidente/status/1725560068437881216?s=20

I think he’s dunking on Elon

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

NEW: The Rock said he has friends who Support President Trump

OOOOH BOY!

BIIIIIG NEWS!

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



Lol

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





GET IN THE ARMY, SHINJI

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
guys How about a breakfast version of the Mcrib? If you hadn’t been paying attention the Mcrib is back and better than ever. To celebrate I think there should be a breakfast version if the Mcrib. Maybe half of the acutal Mcrib patty, one of those round eggs, cheese and bbq sauce (think egg mcmuffin).

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Durf posted:

GET IN THE ARMY, SHINJI

Scapulor
Nov 21, 2005

The man with the magic scapulae
Pillbug

Ham Cheeks posted:

have a Holly Jolly Troogle Doogle!

oh, i see, you don't wanna say Merry Chirstmas anymore, huh?!?!

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy
stealing a Kiss under the Pissmas tree from your Favorite President!

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy

Scapulor posted:

oh, i see, you don't wanna say Merry Chirstmas anymore, huh?!?!

Merry Piss Mass

Scapulor
Nov 21, 2005

The man with the magic scapulae
Pillbug

Red Baron posted:

from the river to the sea
Elon musk rains debris

lol

Scapulor
Nov 21, 2005

The man with the magic scapulae
Pillbug

Ham Cheeks posted:

Merry Piss Mass

that's bette--hey waitta minute!

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
merry piss, miss *tips fedora*

Stunt-Puffin
May 19, 2023


Schmoe Cwead posted:

thats a rascal not a segway this ai poo poo is trash

A Dr's note would have actually got him on a mobility scooter, not a Segway, so the AI is actually smarter than his aides.



"It's a Rascal!"
- Bobby Hill

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

a.lo posted:

guys How about a breakfast version of the Mcrib? If you hadn’t been paying attention the Mcrib is back and better than ever. To celebrate I think there should be a breakfast version if the Mcrib. Maybe half of the acutal Mcrib patty, one of those round eggs, cheese and bbq sauce (think egg mcmuffin).

drat I love products and brands

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
my across-the-street neighbors just put up a Christmas display, it's a large Rudolf and some tiny elves, all inflatable.

When I say large Rudolph, I mean like 18 feet tall.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

emfive posted:

my across-the-street neighbors just put up a Christmas display, it's a large Rudolf and some tiny elves, all inflatable.

When I say large Rudolph, I mean like 18 feet tall.

prove it

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

tiktok can't keep getting away with it!!

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

wife gone visiting the sil and her new baby, so its stiiizy and papa johns time, we’re so back

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

we will
we will
rock you

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




Scarabrae posted:

wife gone visiting the sil and her new baby, so its stiiizy and papa johns time, we’re so back

All my local bodegas got busted :/

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
I just got new power tools. The economy is roaring under Biden.

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

they turned off the blower

our working theory is that Kelly (husband, big dude with a big truck) took the two kids to the giant Rudolf store and they immediately insisted on the largest one. He drove it home and set it up and invited his wife Cammy (yes their last name starts with K) and now it's turned off.

honestly it was absolutely huge, like something for a mall.

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

SirPablo posted:

I just got new power tools. The economy is roaring under Biden.

did you get some new electric ones? I love all mine even though real tool people would probably make fun of me.

e: 18v battery to be clear

emfive has issued a correction as of 22:44 on Nov 18, 2023

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Scarabrae posted:

wife gone visiting the sil and her new baby, so its stiiizy and papa johns time, we’re so back

I put a 20% tip on my carry out and the pizza was 10 lbs of cheese. a plus would do again

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Filthy Hans posted:

is Rascal feeling better

not really, he's gonna be 19 soon & has arthritis, among other ailments. still eating and stuff though.

(that was an old pic that i posted, he was very healthy back then)

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Its so loving weird that ketamine used to be this maligned drug we would go out of our way to find to be able to snort in the bathroom at jungle shows and now there's a ketamine clinic by my house and ads for ketamine therapy on social media

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Schmoe Cwead posted:

merry piss, miss *tips fedora*

swiss miss piss

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Scarabrae posted:

also lol in handegg news, sports betting has ruined everything

https://x.com/stoolpresidente/status/1725560068437881216?s=20

100k easy lost

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

titty_baby_ posted:

Its so loving weird that ketamine used to be this maligned drug we would go out of our way to find to be able to snort in the bathroom at jungle shows and now there's a ketamine clinic by my house and ads for ketamine therapy on social media

s e s h

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
:hmmyes: the chinese must be stopped from all this psychic violence they force against our english-speaking women, with their animes!

bebop esq posted:

this is my Rascal


:hmmyes: I love rascal too! :h:
Give him a treat and maybe a smooch on tha head from us~

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

How do I copy that to share

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Red Baron posted:

sorry apple can’t translate the language of the Finns



Perkele !

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

19 o'clock posted:

AI art is amazing and I wish I could learn to make it myself

Not the best but a good way to start

https://dream.ai/create

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Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
:syoon: waking up unto wokeness for a saturday of posting with pals! :nyan:
w a k i n g . . .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXgLVZ-UrKo
by Mag.Lo

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